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Band: Kagrra, Alice Nine, THE KIDDIE, D=OUT, vistlip, MoNoLith, D, Lack-Co., Sadie, Nightmare, D'espairsRay, Anli Pollicino, ViViD, Kra, Lustknot., Dir en grey, 168 -one sixty eight-, Migimimi sleep tight, THE MICRO HEAD 4N'S

Pairing: Isshi&Nao, Izumi&Shin, Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Yusa&Yuusei, Sorao&Yuudai, Minase&Jun, Reika&Hikaru, Kouki&Ibuki, Tomo&Tohya, Umi&Yuh, Rui&Shuhei, Takafumi&Hayato, Ryu&Keita, Asagi&Ruiza, Hiroki&Hide-zou, Tsunehito&San, Tsurugi&Kei, Mao&Mizuki, Hitsugi&Yomi, Ruka&Sakito, Karyu&Zero, Tsukasa&Hizumi, Masatoshi&Yo-ichi, Kiyozumi&Takuma, Shin&Shindy, Ivu&Ko-ki, Ryoga&Reno, Yasuno&Yuhra, Keiyu&Mai, Satoshi&Takuya, Yuki&Sino, Die&Toshiya, Kyo&Shinya, Aoi&Ryohei, Kazuya&Ricky

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, parody

Warnings: -

Note: How does adawinry see each pairing? Take the trip to the bathroom as an example.

 "Save water, bathe with your girlfriend!"

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Nao: Shino?

Isshi: Don't even think about it.

Nao: But Shino... *puppy eyes*

Isshi: Lavender or rose oil?

* * *

Izumi: Hashi, I bought you a yogurt.

Shin: Should I fill the bathtub with water?

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Tora: Aki, I bought you vanilla scented bubble bath!

Akiya: What are you doing? Does it have anything to do with that commercial?

Tora: No, absolutely not.

Akiya: Let's go to the bathroom, you silly.

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Saga: Kazuma, sunshine. I was shopping and I bought you all the soy milk flavors.

Shou: The bathtub is mine, Sakamoto.

* * *

Hiroto: What's in it for me?

Nao: Whatever you want.

Hiroto: "Dragon Ball" marathon and you're explaining Shou, why we skipped the band practice.

Nao: I could offer a dinner...

* * *

Yuusei: Ryohei, come on!

Yusa: Don't jump or you'll...

Yuusei: *slips on the the tiles*

Yusa: ...trip and fall.

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Sorao: Yuudai, come on.

Yuudai: No.

Sorao: I'll give you a cookie.

Yuudai: *facepalm* Who am I living with?

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Jun: Are we going?

Minase: Yes!

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Reika: Come with me.

Hikaru: Okay, but don't put your selfie on Twitter after that.

Reika: Hikaru!

Hikaru: I go, I go.

* * *

Ibuki: Why are you carrying me?

Kouki: It's more romantic that way.

Ibuki: Honey, I don't need romance. I need sex. Now.

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Tomo: Matsu?

Tohya: But you're providing me instant noodles for a year.

Tomo: Are you crazy?!

* * *

Umi: Umm, Yuu?

Yuh: Yes?

Umi: Uhh...

Yuh: Fill the bathtub.

* * *

Rui: *trips on a doorway*

Shuhei: *trips on Rui*

Rui: I guess that's it.

* * *

Takafumi: Hayato, can we take a bath together?

Hayato: I was about to ask you the same!

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Ryu: Keita, follow me to the bathroom.

Keita: But I am seme.

Ryu: In your dreams, love. Come here.

* * *

Ruiza: Takahiro?

Asagi: Yoshiyuki?

Ruiza: So no?

Asagi: My uke is smart.

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Hide-zou: *slips on the tiles and falls down*

Hiroki: Should I call an ambulance?

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San: What do you think, Tsune? If my hair is blue and yours is red, will the water turn purple?

Tsunehito: Yes. Well treat it as our child and name Murasaki-chan.

* * *

Kei: Kenyo, for what do you need that phone?

Tsurugi: I need to post something on Twitter, right?

Kei: And maybe add a yellow rubber ducky?

Tsurugi: Good idea!

* * *

Mizuki: Masao, maybe we should turn the light off and light some candles?

Mao: In your dreams.

* * *

Yomi: Did something happen, Ikari?

Hitsugi: I wonder how long do I need to be underwater to get my piercing rusty.

Yomi: Better go buy that bubble bath, before they close the shop.

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Sakito: *grabs Ruka's hand*

Ruka: *follows Sakito with poker face*

* * *

Karyu: Michio?

Zero: Yoshi, sunshine. No one's gonna fit in that bathtub with you. Do I have to sit on your lap?

* * *

Hizumi: *pulls Tsukasa's sleeve*

Tsukasa: I was thinking about that.

* * *

Yo-ichi: Masa-chan, Masa-chan!

Masatoshi: Only if you won't get into the washing machine.

* * *

Kiyozumi: Takuma, honey...

Takuma: There's practice tomorrow.

Kiyozumi: So tomorrow.

Takuma: There's practice the day after tomorrow. And there'll be practices as long as you won't change your mind.

* * *

Shindy: Akihide, where are you?

Shin: *waves his hand from under the pile of towels*

Shindy: *pretends to write a note* Day tweenty ninth. Akihide drowned in the towels for the third time.

* * *

Ko-ki: Maybe I'm a sexoholic, but a bathtub is a private space and...

Ivu: *lifts Ko-ki and carries him to the bathroom*

Ko-ki: Who did I try to argue with?

* * *

Reno: Tensei, are we going?

Ryoga: No.

Reno: Do you still think I know the word "no"?

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Yuhra: Come take a bath.

Yasuno: No way! My hair will get curly!

* * *

Keiyu: Are you coming or not?

Mai: I don't really have a choice...

* * *

Satoshi: Takuya, water is getting cold.

Takuya: Wait a minute, I cannot take a picture.

Satoshi: Kami-sama...

* * *

Yuki: Sino?

Sino: No.

Yuki: Did someone ask you?

* * *

Toshiya: *grabs Die's arm and pulls him into the bathroom*

Die: I need to sell the TV.

* * *

Kyo: Shinya?

Shinya: I washed Miyu today.

Kyo: Nevermind then.

* * *

Ryohei: *looks at Aoi*

Aoi: I'm not your girlfriend.

Ryohei: But you're mine.

Aoi: No, honey. You're mine. Now let's go to the bathroom.

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Kazuya: Poochie poochie, get in the bathtub.

Ricky: I can't. I'm waiting for the UFO.

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The end