Wind

Band: Anli Pollicino

Pairing: Shindy&Yo-ichi

Rating: 17+

Genre: romance

Series: Oneshot Challenge

Warnings: -

Note: Shindy is waiting for Yo-ichi on the train station and the wind is playing with his hair.

Shindy was standing on the train station and waiting for a train. But he wasn't going anywhere. He just promised Yo-ichi that he'll pick him up.

It was warm, but the wind was cold. It was blowing at Shinya's face, cooling his warm cheeks, blowing long hair. The wind was lifting leaves into the air and putting them in Shindy's hair, which was a little annoying for the vocalist.

He wrapped his scarf around his neck and sat on the bench. He was bored. Of course he could come later, but he prefered to be on the station a lot earlier, than being late.

He leaned on the bench and looked around. Trees were more and more colorful. Green almost disappeared from them. Everywhere was only yellow and red, eventually orange and brown. Some trees have lost their leaves already and they looked like dead bodies among alive souls.

Shindy trembled when he heard an advertisement, because he got lost in his thoughts. After a moment the train entered the platform. Shindy stood up and he tried to see Yo-ichi among crowd.

"I'm here!" he heard and at the same time he felt patting on the arm. He turned back and saw a guitarist, who was smiling radiantly.

"Hi" Shindy kissed him on the lips. "How was your trip to parents' home?"

"Awesome" replied Yo-ichi, giving Shinya a basket. "I have a salad and cake by my mum and my dad also gave us a tincture. So, what do you plan to do this evening?"

"We're gonna go home, eat the salad with rice wafers, which I bought. We can also eat this cake as dessert. After that we can watch some movie, drinking this tincture. What do you think?"

"Ideal" said Yo-ichi, as always.

A guitarist always agreed with Shinya's plans. Mostly because Yo-ichi's plans were always the same - watching anime and eating sweets.

The end

Alcohol is harmful to those who are sober

Band: Alice Nine, Kra, Gazette, Screw, ViViD, Dauto, Rave, Anli Pollicino, Kagrra,

Pairing: Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Reika&Hikaru, Kouki&Ibuki, Shin&Shindy, Ivu&Ko-ki, Ryoga&Reno, Yasuno&Yuhra, Ruki&Uruha, Aoi&Kai, Ren&Mikuru, You&Nisa, Byou&Jin, Kazuki&Rui

Rating: 17+

Genre: idk

Warnings: alcohol, non-con elements

Note: Sometimes being sober is dangerous. At least you should be sure that you have trusted friends.

(It's old story from 2014, that's why Minase is here, not Naoto.)

 He had never liked such parties. With the whole PSC, where everyone got drunk one by one, and he was sitting in the corner with a glass of water and just stared at the whole group, wondering if he might not drink even a beer that day, because he couldn't stand some people while sober. Sometimes he just couldn't take it all, and then woke up with a hangover and no memories of the night before, but at least he didn't have to force himself to smile as the barely conscious Tora told him a joke about the rainbow unicorn. Well, this joke was a sign that he has to start looking for Akiya, who is rolling somewhere under the table, because if Amano drinks one more beer, they won't come back home or hotel by  themselves.

Shou sighed and stood up, walking over Ivu lying on the floor. He tried to pick him up earlier, but Ivu was too drunk to understand, what's going on and tried to break Shou's fingers, so he gave up.

Shou walked to the slightly ajar closet and peered inside. Hikaru was asleep snuggled into Reika, mumbling something softly. Shou wondered, if he should wake them up, but decided they probably wouldn't be responsive anyway, so he preferred to leave them there.

"Shou-kun, have you sheen Jin?" Byou walked to Shou, almost tripping over his own legs. "I caaaaan't fin' him..."

"He's probably under the table" Shou pointed to the curled blonde ball that was Screw's drummer.

"Shank you" Byou went in the direction Shou indicated.

Ohara sighed for a second time in last few minutes and moved to the other room. Here, as usual, Ren stuck to Kouki's leg, to which Kouki didn't react at all, because he slept cuddled up with Ibuki. Mikuru sat next to Ren and sang a song by Megamasso under his breath. Yuhra tried to explain to Yasuno that it wasn't a good idea to step out of the window, and the musicians from Born argued about who gets to use Taizo lying on the floor as a pillow. Besides, Nao and Hiroto slept with Tora and Akiya on a mattress. Shou was sure that this mattress wasn't there, when he was in this room last time, but was glad that at least they're comfortable.

In the next room, Kazuki was telling Rui some jokes that sober Shou couldn't understand, but luckily Screw's bassist was drunk enough to laugh at them. Ko-ki and Minase had just made a bet as to whether Reno would slip off Ryoga, who has been his mattress, and Manabu was to make sure neither of them faked the result. Shou shook his head in disbelief. Sometimes he felt like he's the oldest of everyone here.

"Shou-san, have you seen my bandmates?" asked almost sober Nisa, trying not to drop totally wasted You.

"Ren and Mikuru are in the second room, but..."

"Nagi disappeared in the bathroom fifteen minutes ago, he probably fell asleep there. Thank you, Shou-san" Nisa pulled You to the second room.

Ohara entered the last room. Rave's drummer, who finally left the bathroom, was sleeping on the blanket next to the sofa. He didn't care about Keiyu, who was poking him with a pencil, making Reita laugh. Kai was sleeping on the sofa with his head on Aoi's lap, who now looked at Shou.

"If you want to know, Shou-kun, Saga-kun is in the bathroom" announced Aoi, shaking cigarette ash into the ashtray. "Shin-kun was here a few minutes ago and he asked about you and his band, and then someone called him, probably Shindy-kun. Okay, I'm gonna sleep now."

Aoi picked up Kai for a moment and laid down next to him. Shou sighed and wanted to leave the room, but someone grabbed his arm.

"Hey, Hoppy, are you goin' somewhere?" asked Ruki, making Uruha laugh.

He even slipped off the chair.

"Let me go, Ruki, or I'll punch you" growled Shou, trying to break away from Ruki, but it only resulted in Gazette's vocalist tightening his grip.

"You're so funny!" Ruki laughed.

His laughter was so loud that it should wake up everyone within a kilometer, but Aoi began to snore instead. Ruki dragged Shou towards the brown door and unlocked it with a key he got from some unknown place.

"I said >>let me go<<" Shou pushed Ruki away from himself, but he laughed again and pushed Shou on the floor.

Gazette's smug vocalist straddled him.

"Get off me, Ruki."

"Okie dokie" Ruki, still sitting on Shou, locked the doors. "D'ya know that you can steal everythin' from Taizo, when he's asleep? He should be more careful about his guests."

"You're drunk."

"We're all drunk" Ruki leaned over Shou. "In fact, I've only been waitin' for such an opportunity for years. To make you traumatized as much as possible, Hoppy. But there was always Isshi or Saga, who is now sleeping in the bathroom, intoxicated with the sleepin' pills I put in his drink. I'm such an evil dude, right, Hoppy?"

"Ruki, what are you..." Shou froze for a moment, when Ruki kissed him greedily, but then he pushed him away and stood up abruptly, throwing Ruki off of himself. "Stop it!"

"Funny how you try to defend yourself" Ruki grabbed the chair Shou was trying to knock him out with. "It won't do anythin', Hoppy, today you're mine."

Ruki threw back the chair and was hit with a fist by Shou. He wiped his injured lip and looked at his fingers.

"That's cute" said Ruki, when Shou tried to open the door.

Ruki grabbed Shou's arms and threw him on the floor again.

"Do you want to leave, Hoppy? Well, you can't. We have to play..."

Thud! The door to the room blew off its hinges and Shin literally burst into the room and stood up from the floor. He looked at confused Ruki sitting on terrified Shou and clenched his hands into fists.

"I knew it" he said and, before whoever could say anything, he punched Ruki in the face.

Ruki hit the wall with his back. He stood up, still shocked, and tried to open his left eye, but he couldn't, because it was already swelled.

"Stupid kid" Ruki sighed. "Do you really must have a bodyguard, life loser?" asked Ruki, smiling meanly, which caused him to bounce off the wall again, and blood dripped from the corner of his mouth.

"Never insult Ohara Kazumasa in front of me" growled Shin, clenching fingers on Ruki's shirt. "And if you try to touch him again, even Uruha won't recognize you. And if Saga-san will be sober and conscious, then you're dead. Do you understand?"

Ruki shivered with fear. Only now he understood that it was better not to mess with Shin after all.

"I'll go lookin' fou ishe" said Ruki, gently pushing Shin away from himself and went towards the door.

Shin sighed and turned to shocked Shou.

"He probably never hit the gym" Shin smiled slightly and gave Shou his hand, then helped him standing up. " I found drunk Saga-san in the toilet and something felt off, because I couldn't wake him up. I will have to pay Taizo-san for his door..."

Shin finched, when Shou hugged him so tightly that Akihide almost lost his breath.

"Thank you" whispered Kazuma.

Shin laughed.

"You're welcome Shou-san" he said as Shou moved away from him. "Now let's go get Saga-san and go home. Shinya called me, saying that I should go home, because he's stuck in the bathroom and the electricity went off and he's a little scared. Too many horror movies, I think" said Shin as he walked through the lying door.

"How did you find us?" asked Shou.

"You yelled at Ruki. I'll know your voice everywhere, Shou-sama" replied Shin, smiling radiantly.

Yes, everything was back to normal.

The end

Silence in the Darkness

Band: ViViD&Alice Nine

Pairing: Shin&Shou

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, romance

Warnings: some erotic scenes

Note: Shou has a nightmare after break up with Saga, so Shin wants to conform him.

And there is a little hope for a future too.

"Shou-san?" he heard, when he woke up. "What are you doing here so early? And why are you asleep?"

The vocalist opened his eyes. He saw Sachiko, the cleaning lady, who was leaning over the broom and looking at him with concern.

"I fell asleep?" Shou was confused.

He sat up on the sofa. His body hurt.

"Yes, you fell asleep" nodded Sachiko.

"Well, I should go home" said Shou, standing up.

"So, why you came here?" Sachiko looked at him a little confused.

"Wait, Sachiko-san. What time is it?" asked Shou.

Sachiko looked at her watch.

"Almost 7am" replied the cleaning lady. "Why are you asking?"

"7am?"

"Yes. Wait, Shou-san, do you want to tell me, that you were sleeping here all night?" Sachiko was shocked.

"Probably" Shou sighed. "Goodbye, Sachiko-san."

"Goodbye" replied the cleaning lady and started doing her job.

* * *

Shou pulled out the keys from his pocked and opened the door to the staicase. He was still confused that he really fell asleep in studio. He just wanted to stay a little longer to do some things and fell asleep on the sofa. It was strange in his case.

"Good morning, Shou-sama!"

He recognized this voice after a while, because he still was a little sleepy. He turned around. He was right, it was Shin.

Younger vocalist stood in front of him, a little confused. In one hand he had a trashbag, in other a cup probably with his morning coffee.

"Hello, Shin-kun" replied Shou finally.

Shin looked at his coffee, at Shou and then gave him his mug.

"It will be helpful for you" he said, smiling and walked down the stairs.

"Thank you" muttered Shou, still sleepy, taking a sip of the drink and wondering, why the younger vocalist was running to throw the garbage with the coffee in his hand.

Well, everyone has their own habits.

The door creaked as Shou entered the apartment. It felt way too quiet. It had been like that for two months. Saga left him. Not for any particular reason, one day he just left.

Shou put Shin's mug on the nightstand and laid down on the bed, opening the manga and looking for the page where he finished reading. But he couldn't focus. The longer Saga was gone, the more lonely he felt. He needed someone's touch, anyone's.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Shou broke out of his thoughts and stood up slowly. Everything still hurt him, the couch in the studio was very uncomfortable. He opened the door and saw Shin behind it.

"Shou-sama, do you have a mop or something like that, because my bathroom is... Shou-sama, what happened?" Shin's face changed from a bemused smile to worry.

He raised his hand and wiped with his hand the tears that Shou didn't even notice.

"Why are you crying, Shou?"

"I don't know, my eyes are watering from lack of sleep" replied Shou, suddenly realizing that Shin hadn't added "san" or "sama" to his nickname.

"Why won't you sleep a little? If you have time, of course" said Shin. "But you know, whenever you feel sad, you can come to my place for tea. My door is open to you at any time of the day or night."

"I'll remember that" Shou forced a little smile. "About the mop, I'll get it right away."

"I would take mine, but it broke recently and I forgot to buy a new one" explained Shin as Shou handed him the mop.

"How can a mop break?" Shou was surprised.

"You have to be me" Shin laughed shortly. "Thank you, Shou-sama. See you later!"

Before Shou closed the door, he noticed that Shin tripped on stairs.

* * *

He couldn't sleep. He was laying in the darkness, staring with blurry eyes at the ceiling. He felt empty. That silence around him was strangling him. After a while he finally fell asleep.

He was in the studio. Suddenly the building shook and collapsed. Shou woke up after a while and was surprised to find that he was practically fine. The building contained all of the PSC bands, except for Ruki and Keiyu, whom he noticed standing in front of the rubble.

"Look, they died" announced Kousuke, nudging Hikaru with his foot.

"They're all dead" confirmed Gazette's vocalist, patting Shin's cheek.

"Isn't that funny?" Keiyu laughed as he stepped over Byou.

"Of course" Ruki sneered as he picked up Nao's shirt.

"Shouldn't he join the rest?" Keiyu pointed at Shou, while kicking Born's vocalist in the back.

"That's right" Ruki pulled a knife out of his pocket. "Come on, Bunny, it will be fun!"

Shou started to run. He jumped over Yuhra and wanted to leave the rumbles. But even if the building collapsed, the walls stayed. Or maybe not the walls, but some strange, invissible barrier, which didn't bother Ruki at all.

"I'm gonna kill you like others" Ruki laughed and tried to stab Shou.

But before the knife could reach him...

...he woke up. He cried again, this time out of fear. He stood up. He didn't care about late hour. He went to the staircase, locked the door and quickly ran upstairs, so after a while he was standing in front of Shin's apartment and waiting for the younger vocalist to open the door for him.

"Who's there?" he heard a voice behind the door.

After a moment they opened with force and Shin stood in the doorway, looking like he had seen a ghost.

"Shou-sama?"

"I had a nightmare" announced Shou. "You died in it. They all died. Only Ruki and Keiyu... They wanted to kill me. Can I go in?"

"Sure, come in" Shin let Shou inside. "Sit down on the sofa and make yourself comfortable. I'll make some tea to calm you down."

Shou watched Shin all the way to the kitchen. The younger vocalist didn't look like he was going to bed, he was still wearing his casual clothes. He returned a moment later and put two mugs on the table.

"Shou, you're trembling" no suffix again.

Shin sat down next to him on the couch.

"Hey, it's just a dream, nothing like that happened. We're both alive, right?"

"You haven't seen all your friends and loved ones dead" replied Shou, feeling his hands starting to tremble. "They all... Even you... Everyone..."

Shou twitched as Shin hugged him.

"Relax, Shou" he said softly, stroking his head. "It's just a bad dream."

"You're warm" Shou whispered, closing his eyes. "And so caring. And I thought you could only act like a fanboy in my presence."

"Shou...?" Shin blinked as Shou laid down on his lap.

"Comfortably" muttered Shou. "Just don't faint because I'm hugging you or something. I just need someone's closeness..."

"I understand" nodded Shin. "Actually, I would rather have Shindy lying here right now. Although..."

"Although?"

"That option is nice for me, too" replied Shin.

"Shin?"

"Yes?"

Shou got up and looked into his eyes.

"You know that I still love Sakamoto, right?"

"I know. I love Shindy" Shin shrugged and... kissed him. "Which doesn't change the fact that I like you, Kazumasa."

"Akihide..."

"Wait, what?" Shin laughed, then froze for a really short moment. "Did you really say my name?"

"Indeed" Shou was surprised by this himself, then shuddered as Shin embraced his arms and legs and took him in his arms.

"We're going to the bedroom, my bed is probably more comfortable than this sofa" explained Shin, smiling slightly.

"You are strong" Shou noticed with a little surprise as Shin put him on the bed.

"Do I seem weak for you?" Shin kissed Shou gently.

Kazuma shook his head.

"Sometimes when you're in ultra-fanboy mode, but besides that never..."

"Probably" Shin undid the last button of Shou's pajamas. "Hey, Kazuma?"

"What?"

"What would happen, when we wake up in the morning?" Shin asked looking at Shou attentively.

"Nothing's going to happen" replied Shou, taking off Shin's shirt. "We are both still single, we are both in love with other people. I think everything will be back to normal."

"Do you think so?" asked Shin, flipping Shou onto the bed and leaning over him.

"Yes. Don't worry about the future, Akihide" Shou stroked Shin's cheek. "So I am uke again?"

"You said yourself that I'm not weak" Shin smirked and pulled Shou into a passionate kiss.

* * *

Only the ticking of the clock broke the silence. Shou cuddled up to Shin, trying to calm his breathing.

"I was starting to wonder, why I didn't come here sooner."

"Huh, do you want one more time?" Shin laughed and ran his fingers through Shou's hair. "You look cute, when your hair is so messy."

"We should go take a shower" said Shou. "But I'm too sleepy now."

"Me too" Shin smiled slightly.

"By the way, why weren't you sleeping before?"

"Insomnia" explained Shin shortly. "Sometimes it happens to me. And then I'm like a zombie on the rehearsal."

"Do you think you're going to fall asleep now?"

"We have to fall asleep, because we won't get up tomorrow" said Shin.

A moment later, he fell overwhelmed by sleep.

"Interesting situation" Shou grabbed Shin's right hand which the younger vocalist was hugging him. "We both have such soft hands..."

Shou's eyes closed slowly and he fell asleep. This time he didn't have any nightmares.

Shin's alarm clock woke them. Shou opened his eyes and was surprised to discover that he had been sleeping all night holding Shin's hand.

"How romantic" said Shin, untangling their fingers. "Come on, let's make some breakfast. I'll be a little late at worst."

Moments later, in front of Shou, there was a bowl of rice and a cup of warm tea.

"Do you want some veggies, or do you prefer a sweet breakfast?" Shin smiled radiantly.

"Sweet is fine" said Shou, and Shin put cinnamon and sugar on the table.

"Pour as much as you want. I swear it's tasty" Shin, still smiling, poured some sauce over his rice, which he heated in a pot. "I prefer ginger sauce, though."

"Tasty indeed" Shou admitted after tasting Shin's culinary innovations. "Reno won't kill you if you're late?"

"You know Reno, Shou-sama needed some help to deal with his feelings, forgive me for being late" Shin quoted his excuse as he sat down in front of Shou.

"Bon appetit~!" they said simultaneously and ate their breakfast in silence.

Shou opened the door to his apartment, saying goodbye to Shin a moment earlier. Yes, everything is back to normal.

* * *

About a month later, Shou heard a key click in the door. He got up from the couch and saw Saga hanging his sweatshirt on a hanger as if nothing had happened.

"Hi" he said calmly, but Shou knew that he was nervous. "You know... Well... I tried to sleep around, because I wanted to forget about you, but... I need you. Not all of these women in clubs."

Shou blinked. Yes, it was a typical confession for Saga.

"Well..." Saga scratched his head. "Erm... Should I buy you chocolates and flowers, or just go out and never come back?"

Shou tilted his head. What is he talking about?

"Sakamoto, do you really think that I would be able to throw you out the door?" Shou took a few steps towards him. "Besides, believe me, I also had to comfort myself somehow after you left me."

"You? Were you able to do this?" Saga frowned.

"As you can see" Shou shrugged.

"You're impossible" Saga sighed.

"And who says that?" Shou snorted, getting closer to Saga.

"In fact, I'm worse..." Saga sighed.

Shou blinked confusedly.

"Did you admit it?"

"Yes?" Saga bit his lower lip. "Should I go get these chocolates?"

"And asters."

"Yes, I know, I remember" Saga smiled slightly, putting his arm around Shou's waist. "I missed you a little... But you must have cried for more than one night, huh?"

"After all, our colleagues won't look at us like we're serial killers" Shou kissed Saga softly. "But you didn't have to smoke just before you got here."

"Do you know how stressful it was?! Good thing I still had the keys, because you probably wouldn't let me in" Saga laughed shortly, hugging Shou. "You know, Kazuma... I promise that I will never leave you again."

"And why I have to believe you?"

"Because you love me" Saga smiled fondly. "Right?"

"Don't even doubt it" Shou closed his eyes.

The silence became Saga's voice, who illuminated the darkness around him with his favorite lighter.

The end

Frosting

Band: Alice Nine with ViViD and Anli Pollicino in the background

Pairing: Saga&Shou, mentioned Shin&Shindy

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, romance

Warnings: -

Note: It was a strange rainy day, when Saga has been clumsy and Shou has gone crazy about frosting and cookies.

"What else?" hissed Saga, when his key broke in a lock.

It was raining. Basist didn't take an umbrella with him, so he was soaking wet now. To make things better, some nice car driver drove at full speed into a puddle, decorating Saga's white jacket with mud stains. It couldn't be seen as much on his black pants. Earlier he tripped on some dog that crossed his path causing him to hit the pavement with his behind. In this moment Saga wanted to yell from the rage.

"Hiroto is the clumsiest one in the band, not me!" he growled, kicking thr door.

Then he saw the remains of his key falling out of the door lock and slightly confused Shin appeared in the door to the hall.

"Good morning, Saga-san. I was checking my mailbox, when I noticed you" he said looking at his outfit. "Now you know how it's like to be me. Welcome to my world."

"Thank you for opening the door, Shin-kun" said Saga, passing by him.

He actually was tired of this annoying kid, who kept following Shou and threw sparkles as soon as he saw him. It's weird that Shindy allowed such behavior. Shin was seme here, so he should act more mature, but what does he expect from such kids?

As soon as Saga opened his flat's door, his nose was hit with a nice smell coming from the kitchen. When he went there, he saw Shou, wearing an appron, with his face covered in flour and fingers covered in remains of dough. All surfaces in the kitchen were covered with bowls full of cookies.

"Kazuma? What, for Buddha's sake, are you doing?" asked Saga, forgetting he's soaked with water.

"Oh, Sakamoto, you're back" Shou smiled while taking out more cookies from the oven. "You're drenched?"

"No, it's a new fashion trend, you know? Water collection. All clothes are wet" said Saga.

"I'll make you some tea and you go change then come here and help me with decorating the cookies" Shou smiled even more.

Saga thought it's only possible for Nao and Hiroto. Or Tora when Akiya sends him text messages about... Nevermind. He shouldn't go through his friend's text messages, because it leaves him traumatised.

"Whatever you want" said Saga, then let out a heavy sigh and went to look for clean clothes.

When he came back, Shou looked more like himself, but he still had his appron on. After a closer look Saga realised the spots on the appron aren't spots. They were ladybugs. Smiling ladybugs.

And he thought Shin was childish?

"What kind of frosting do you want?" asked Shou, putting Saga in front of a mountain of cookies. "Because I have a basic white one, but I also bought red one, green one, blue one, purple one, yellow one and glitter one. Look."

The vocalist took one cookie and put some bright pink frosting on it, making a pink, sparkly star-shaped cookie.

"Kazuma, sunshine, listen, it's not really fu..." Saga couldn't finish, because Shou put a cookie in his mouth.

"So what kind of frosting do you want?" asked Shou again.

Saga pointed to the red one and looked at his koi. He was in a good mood today, or wanted to put himself in a good mood?

After decorating with colorful frosting half of the stars, teddies, cats, dogs, moons, clovers, piggies, pandas, elephants and apparently owls, Saga wondered what will happen if they'll run out of one of the frostings. And why did they have so many cookies.

"And we're out of the glitter one" said Shou sadly, looking at an empty container.

"What if we run put of frosting?" asked Saga, painting a cat cookie to be Harry Potter.

"I can make some more of the white one" said Shou, taking the blue frosting. "It's raining so much today, just like the sky was crying."

"Because of sky's moods I have a dirty jacket, bruised butt and broken key, so the angels better buy themselves a mountain of vanilla ice cream and cure their depression" complained Saga, painting the cat-shaped cookie yellow.

"Such things happen to Hiroto or Shin, not you" noticed Shou, painting the elephant blue.

"Something is bothering you, Kazuma?" asked Saga.

Shou looked at him, then at the picture on the wall.

"I just remembered about something. That's all" said Shou, taking the teddy cookie out of the bowl. "And I think it's better to not talk about it."

"Hey, Kazuma?"

"Yes?"

Saga poured some blue frosting on his finger and poked Shou's nose.

"Don't be sad. It'll be alright" he said, smiling. "What's with the cookies, though?"

"Shin found some baking forms and asked if I need them. So I decided to try them out" said Shou, then laughed.

Saga shook his head.

"Not a bad idea, though. Bring him some of the cookies. He'll be so happy he'll start running on the ceeling.

"Sakamoto, Shin is not some obsessed fan" Shou tried to be threatening, but he looked like he tried so hard not to laugh.

"Whatever you wish for" said Saga, looking at Shou. "You have some frosting there, you know?"

"Where?" asked Shou. "I wiped the blue one off my nose."

"Here" Saga left a smudge of red frosting with his finger on Shou's lips, then he kissed him. "What a sweet frosting."

"Do you want to up my mood even more?" asked Shou, smiling.

"Yeah. The worst that could happen is Shin being traumatised like me after Tora's and Akiya's text messages" Saga laughed and pulled Shou towards the door. "Don't worry. We'll finish decorating the cookies later. But we should close the door to stop your cats from licking the frosting."

"They can be a bit hungry" Shou chuckled and did what Saga asked him to do.

* * *

Shindy murmures domething in his sleep, when a phonecall woke him up. He found the source of annoying sounds and pressed the green button.

"Yes?"

"Shinya, where are those earplugs you bought last time? I cannot find them."

Shindy only laughed. Being Shou's neighbour had a lot of good sides and only one downside - horny Saga.

The end

Advertisement

Band: Kagrra, Alice Nine, THE KIDDIE, D=OUT, vistlip, MoNoLith, D, Lack-Co., Sadie, Nightmare, D'espairsRay, Anli Pollicino, ViViD, Kra, Lustknot., Dir en grey, 168 -one sixty eight-, Migimimi sleep tight, THE MICRO HEAD 4N'S

Pairing: Isshi&Nao, Izumi&Shin, Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Yusa&Yuusei, Sorao&Yuudai, Minase&Jun, Reika&Hikaru, Kouki&Ibuki, Tomo&Tohya, Umi&Yuh, Rui&Shuhei, Takafumi&Hayato, Ryu&Keita, Asagi&Ruiza, Hiroki&Hide-zou, Tsunehito&San, Tsurugi&Kei, Mao&Mizuki, Hitsugi&Yomi, Ruka&Sakito, Karyu&Zero, Tsukasa&Hizumi, Masatoshi&Yo-ichi, Kiyozumi&Takuma, Shin&Shindy, Ivu&Ko-ki, Ryoga&Reno, Yasuno&Yuhra, Keiyu&Mai, Satoshi&Takuya, Yuki&Sino, Die&Toshiya, Kyo&Shinya, Aoi&Ryohei, Kazuya&Ricky

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, parody

Warnings: -

Note: How does adawinry see each pairing? Take the trip to the bathroom as an example.

 "Save water, bathe with your girlfriend!"

* * *

Nao: Shino?

Isshi: Don't even think about it.

Nao: But Shino... *puppy eyes*

Isshi: Lavender or rose oil?

* * *

Izumi: Hashi, I bought you a yogurt.

Shin: Should I fill the bathtub with water?

* * *

Tora: Aki, I bought you vanilla scented bubble bath!

Akiya: What are you doing? Does it have anything to do with that commercial?

Tora: No, absolutely not.

Akiya: Let's go to the bathroom, you silly.

* * *

Saga: Kazuma, sunshine. I was shopping and I bought you all the soy milk flavors.

Shou: The bathtub is mine, Sakamoto.

* * *

Hiroto: What's in it for me?

Nao: Whatever you want.

Hiroto: "Dragon Ball" marathon and you're explaining Shou, why we skipped the band practice.

Nao: I could offer a dinner...

* * *

Yuusei: Ryohei, come on!

Yusa: Don't jump or you'll...

Yuusei: *slips on the the tiles*

Yusa: ...trip and fall.

* * *

Sorao: Yuudai, come on.

Yuudai: No.

Sorao: I'll give you a cookie.

Yuudai: *facepalm* Who am I living with?

* * *

Jun: Are we going?

Minase: Yes!

* * *

Reika: Come with me.

Hikaru: Okay, but don't put your selfie on Twitter after that.

Reika: Hikaru!

Hikaru: I go, I go.

* * *

Ibuki: Why are you carrying me?

Kouki: It's more romantic that way.

Ibuki: Honey, I don't need romance. I need sex. Now.

* * *

Tomo: Matsu?

Tohya: But you're providing me instant noodles for a year.

Tomo: Are you crazy?!

* * *

Umi: Umm, Yuu?

Yuh: Yes?

Umi: Uhh...

Yuh: Fill the bathtub.

* * *

Rui: *trips on a doorway*

Shuhei: *trips on Rui*

Rui: I guess that's it.

* * *

Takafumi: Hayato, can we take a bath together?

Hayato: I was about to ask you the same!

* * *

Ryu: Keita, follow me to the bathroom.

Keita: But I am seme.

Ryu: In your dreams, love. Come here.

* * *

Ruiza: Takahiro?

Asagi: Yoshiyuki?

Ruiza: So no?

Asagi: My uke is smart.

* * *

Hide-zou: *slips on the tiles and falls down*

Hiroki: Should I call an ambulance?

* * *

San: What do you think, Tsune? If my hair is blue and yours is red, will the water turn purple?

Tsunehito: Yes. Well treat it as our child and name Murasaki-chan.

* * *

Kei: Kenyo, for what do you need that phone?

Tsurugi: I need to post something on Twitter, right?

Kei: And maybe add a yellow rubber ducky?

Tsurugi: Good idea!

* * *

Mizuki: Masao, maybe we should turn the light off and light some candles?

Mao: In your dreams.

* * *

Yomi: Did something happen, Ikari?

Hitsugi: I wonder how long do I need to be underwater to get my piercing rusty.

Yomi: Better go buy that bubble bath, before they close the shop.

* * *

Sakito: *grabs Ruka's hand*

Ruka: *follows Sakito with poker face*

* * *

Karyu: Michio?

Zero: Yoshi, sunshine. No one's gonna fit in that bathtub with you. Do I have to sit on your lap?

* * *

Hizumi: *pulls Tsukasa's sleeve*

Tsukasa: I was thinking about that.

* * *

Yo-ichi: Masa-chan, Masa-chan!

Masatoshi: Only if you won't get into the washing machine.

* * *

Kiyozumi: Takuma, honey...

Takuma: There's practice tomorrow.

Kiyozumi: So tomorrow.

Takuma: There's practice the day after tomorrow. And there'll be practices as long as you won't change your mind.

* * *

Shindy: Akihide, where are you?

Shin: *waves his hand from under the pile of towels*

Shindy: *pretends to write a note* Day tweenty ninth. Akihide drowned in the towels for the third time.

* * *

Ko-ki: Maybe I'm a sexoholic, but a bathtub is a private space and...

Ivu: *lifts Ko-ki and carries him to the bathroom*

Ko-ki: Who did I try to argue with?

* * *

Reno: Tensei, are we going?

Ryoga: No.

Reno: Do you still think I know the word "no"?

* * *

Yuhra: Come take a bath.

Yasuno: No way! My hair will get curly!

* * *

Keiyu: Are you coming or not?

Mai: I don't really have a choice...

* * *

Satoshi: Takuya, water is getting cold.

Takuya: Wait a minute, I cannot take a picture.

Satoshi: Kami-sama...

* * *

Yuki: Sino?

Sino: No.

Yuki: Did someone ask you?

* * *

Toshiya: *grabs Die's arm and pulls him into the bathroom*

Die: I need to sell the TV.

* * *

Kyo: Shinya?

Shinya: I washed Miyu today.

Kyo: Nevermind then.

* * *

Ryohei: *looks at Aoi*

Aoi: I'm not your girlfriend.

Ryohei: But you're mine.

Aoi: No, honey. You're mine. Now let's go to the bathroom.

* * *

Kazuya: Poochie poochie, get in the bathtub.

Ricky: I can't. I'm waiting for the UFO.

* * *

The end

Love counselor

Band: Alice Nine, with Kagrra,, ViViD and Anli Pollicino in the background

Pairing: Saga&Shou, mentioned Isshi&Nao, Tora&Akiya, Shin&Shindy

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy

Warnings: -

Note: Shou didn't want to become some love counselor, but his friends think that he's perfect on this position.

*ding dong*

Shou got off the couch and approached the door. He knew very well who was it.

"Hello" Isshi smiled lightly. "Will you let me in or are we going to talk here?"

"Come in, you meanie" Shou invited him with the motion of his hand. "I'll make us some tea."

Shou sat in an armchair and looked at Isshi with anticipation.

"Will you finally tell me who is it about?" he asked, when his friend didn't react.

"About Nao" Isshi gave a short reply. "He's acting a bit weird, don't you think?"

"Your Nao?" Isshi nodded his head. "Weird, you say. So you're worried about him. That's why you came here?"

"It's complicated" said Isshi.

"For you?" Shou laughted. "This is the first time I hear something is not easy for you."

"It's complicated, because I'm starting to act weird and it's getting annoying" explained Isshi.

Shou froze for a brief moment.

"You fell in love?" Shou's eyes became larger than normally.

"Is it that weird?" asked Isshi, fiddling his fingers.

"No" Shou laughed. "But you know. You're a vocalist. I always thought we know how to express our feelings."

"Well, looks like I'm an exception."

"You're scared."

"I'm not scared!" said Isshi.

"Don't tell lies, Isshi. Everyone is scared" Shou smiled lightly. "Just tell him about it. I have good feelings about this situation. Now drink your tea before it gets cold."

*ding dong*

"What now?" Shou got up from the bed and approached the door.

When he opened it, he saw Tora.

"Help me or I'll go crazy" said Tora.

"Amano Masashi, you incompetent human, it's 3AM. At this hour people sleep" Shou eyed Tora. "I know you're not 100% Japanese, but I'd like to let you know this is not normal situation."

"So I'm crazy?" Tora leaned on a door frame. " I didn't sleep for two days. Help me."

"If tomorrow we'll be unconscious on a practice, I'll kill you" Shou gave out a deep sigh.

Shou poured some tea into two cups and put them on the table.

"What's bothering you?"

"That's the problem. I don't know" said Tora. "Well... Shou. have you ever fell in love with a guy? It's surreal. You cannot love someone of the same gender or at least I cannot do it. Did you know Isshi and Nao are together? They are kissing. Did you understand that?"

"Tora, are you by any chance drunk?" Shou asked, hardly stoping himself from laughter.

"I'm not drunk. I'm scared" corrected him Tora.

"That's what so scary to you? Isshi's and Nao's happiness?" asked Shou. "If you want to know, I had a hand in the fact that both of them finally got together..."

"Not them. I scare myself" Tora exhaled.

"Kami, Tora, can you be more clear? I'm the vocalist here and I have no idea what are you talking about" Shou sighed.

"I feel warm when I see Akiya and I can't stop looking at his smile" explained Tora.

"And?"

"Is this normal? He's a dude, right? And I'm straight, right? Then what's going on?"

"Tora, how old are you?"

"Huh?"

"How old are you?" Shou smiled. "Twelve? FIfteen? Because no way you're almost thirty."

"Shou!"

"You'll wake up my neighbours, stop screaming" Shou smacked Tora's head. "Look around, Amano. There are mostly gays and bisexuals among musicians. Not a lot of straight people. Maybe Kaoru fro DIr en grey. Do you love Akiya? That's good, I'm happy. Tell him so everyone will live happily ever after. Now drink your tea and go to sleep or else Nao will kill us for being zombies on a band practice."

*ding dong*

"Good morning, Shou-san" Shin smiled. "Come in, please."

"They should pay me for doing this" said Shou, closing the doors behind him. "What happened, Shin-kun?"

"Have you ever fallen in love with someone you don't get to see around too often?" asked Shin, attempting to sit in the armchair, but judging the distance badly and falling down.

"No, and you could try to not kill yourself when I'm around" Shou smiled. "I don't want to go to prison."

"You really spent too much time with Isshi" said Shin. "I mean... I'll go make some tea!"

Shin got up rapidly and ran to the kitchen. Shou looked at him.

"No, Shou. Now is not the time for self-pity" he muttered to himself.

"Here you go" Shin came back after a while and put a blue mug with flower pattern in front of Shou.

Kazuma laughted quietly.

"So will you explain me why did you fall in love with someone unavalible again?" asked Shou, picking up the mug.

"That's not my fault" complained Shin.

"Man or woman?"

"Man... In theory" Shin laughed.

"So it's a guy in a dress, huh?" Shou smiled. "At least he won't get pregnant with other guy like Bunko or turns out to be a lesbian like Miyuki. And won't curse you for your orientation like Junko. He also sound like someone from our scene, so at least he won't run away only because you're a vocalist, like Mitsuki did. What are you waiting for, Shin?"

"You remember all my girlfriends?" asked Shin.

"Believe me, somehow I remember  everyone that clung to your arm when you opened me doors. But the nicest one so far was Mitsuru. Why did you two break up?"

"I told you, he got bored" Shin sighed. "But we're still in touch. He calls me with his problems and I call him with mine."

"And with falling in love with mister Y you couldn't, because...?"

"Yes. I'm gonna call my ex to ask him how to make someone take his place. That would be embarrasing" said Shin.

"He was the one who left you."

"It was mutual. Anyway, it's not about Mitsuru. It's about Shindy."

"Anli Pollicino's Shindy?" asked Shou.

Shin nodded his head.

"You would match each other."

"Kazuma, you forgot to close the door. They'll rob us again!" Saga stormed into Shin's flat. "Sorry for barging in, but my forgetful uke doesn't understand the purpose of door keys. Are you giving love advice again, Kazuma? Aren't you bored?"

"No" Shou shook his head. "Shin, it'll be the best if you try to confess Shindy your feelings. Now drink your tea. It's probably cold by now."

*ding dong*

"Leave them alone" Saga pulled Shou's hand, when he tried to get off the couch. "You don't have to do this. Leave them alone. They'll be fine."

"You know, Sakamoto? It makes me feel good when I help them" Shou kissed his cheek and left the room.

"You could talk to me, though. Because I'm starting to have doubts, Kazuma" muttered Saga, opening the newspaper.

"Shou, help me please!"

"Come in, I'll make some tea."

The end