Shiawase

Band: Nightmare&Kalafina, mentioned Gazette

Pairing: Ni~ya&Hikaru, mentioned Hitsugi&Yomi, Ruka&Sakito, Wakana&Keiko

Rating: 17+

Genre: romance

Warnings: -

Note: "Shiawase" means "happiness".

And is Ni~ya really happier with Hikaru than with Reita?

 Ni~ya was sitting in the rehearsal room and watching his colleagues. Sakito, as usual, tried to evoke some feelings in Ruka and Yomi was fooling around with Hitsugi. He was looking stubbornly at the phone. He waited for someone to call him. That's why he asked Sakito to take a break. He knew, however, that it can't last more than half an hour, and several minutes have already passed...

"Stop it, Ni~ya" mumbled Ruka.

"She's probably bu..." started Yomi, but stopped, because suddenly they heard Kalafina's Aria.

"Hello?" Ni~ya answered the phone.

He heard a voice on the other side of the call, for which he was waiting for so long.

"Hi, Yuji. I'm sorry that you had to wait. The conference was terribly prolonged" the laughter of a loved one was what always calmed him. "I'll be home tomorrow. I miss you."

"I miss you too" Ni~ya smiled fondly. "Should I prepare something?"

"Wine and a good movie. You can order food. You won't notice me when you start eating after all."

"Hey! I'm not so focused on my meal, when I eat!" Ni~ya said indignantly.

"I would argue" said Hitsugi.

Ni~ya just snorted.

"White or red?"

"White. I get drunk with red too quickly. I have to go. I love you, bye!"

"Good night" Ni~ya hung up. "So we're continuing the rehearsal?"

"Yes" Sakito nodded. "Hey, Ni~ya?"

"Hmm?"

"You're happier than with Reita, you know?"

"Seriously?" Ni~ya was surprised.

"Sakito's right. Now you're radiant like a pregnant woman" Yomi patted him on the back.

"I still don't understand how someone can hurt someone like this" Hitsugi took his guitar and tugged at the strings. "Oh, how terribly untuned..."

Ni~ya, listening to Hitsugi tune his guitar, remembered that day...

* * *

Ni~ya returned home gladly. Sakito let him leave early, Gazette had a day off, so Ni~ya could spend more time with Reita.

When the bassist stepped over the threshold, he felt something was wrong. There was a jacket hanging on the hanger, and some shoes on the carpet.

"I guess Suzu has guests" thought Ni~ya and smiled, when he remembered the day, when Reita fell asleep between Ruki and Uruha on the sofa, watching some shitty movie.

He entered a kitchen. Ruki was sitting at the table and humming. He seemed pleased.

"Hi, Ruki!" Ni~ya greated him loudly, so that Ruki could hear him through the headphones.

Ruki jerked violently and looked up.

"Ni~ya?" Ruki was surprised, looking at the bassist, as if he were an alien. "What are you doing here?"

"I live here?" Ni~ya laughed. "Where's Suzuki? We finished the rehearsal earlier today, so I can spend more time with him."

"Yuji?" Reita stood in the kitchen door.

Reita was wearing only boxer shorts.

"Suzuki, why are you dressed so rudely in front of the guests?" Ni~ya looked at him and dropped the glass from his hand, as Ruki got up from the table.

He was wearing only Reita's long T-shirt, which was not visible when he was sitting, because there was a long tablecloth on the table.

"Since when?" Ni~ya asked slowly.

"For six months" Ruki replied for the stunned Reita. "You don't have to tell Uru, he knows. Anyway, we have an arrangement."

"What arrangement?" Ni~ya wanted to kill all three of them.

"I come here on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Uru on Mondays and Wednesdays" replied Ruki. "We're well behaved on weekends, my word of honour."

"A word of what?!" Ni~ya screamed. "You have no such thing as honour!"

"Ni~ya, take it easy" said Ruki. "It's only sex, nothing else connects us."

Ruki was surprised, when Ni~ya picked him up and pushed against the wall.

"I'm gonna kill you first, then my already ex-boyfriend and then your filthy boyfriend" said Ni~ya. "I let you choose: I should do it with a knife or with a spoon?"

"How can you kill me with a spoon?" Ruki laughed.

"I can just stick the reverse side in your eye" Ni~ya smirked, and Ruki turned pale. "Don't worry, I won't do it. Now."

Ni~ya let Ruki go, walked to still shocked Reita and punched him in the face.

"You're a slutty cheater" said Ni~ya and walked to their bedroom.

Yuji packed his stuff in fifteen minutes and left Reita's apartment. He needed a drink.

A few months later, he went with Yomi and Hitsugi to a Kalafina concert. Because he was having a great time, he decided to congratulate his colleagues in the industry personally.

He remembered that Keiko was sitting on Wakana's lap and braiding her hair, and Hikaru was bustling around the wardrobe. When she saw Ni~ya, she wanted to say "hi" to him and tripped over the carpet, landing in the bassist's arms.

"Hika-chan found her prince from nightmarish fairy-tale?" asked Keiko, chuckling.

Hikaru flushed and looked like a strawberry.

Later everything happened fast. Ni~ya met Hikaru, when she visited her aunt. She was living nearby.

Ni~ya helped Hikaru with shopping for her aunt and Hikaru gave him her phone number.

"Nee, Hikaru-san, do you have time today?" asked Ni~ya, when he finally called her after a month.

She had some free time this day. And another day. And another one...

And then...

"Hikaru-chan" started Ni~ya, walking with her to her home. "I have a question..."

"Wait a minute" Hikaru jumped on the wall. "Hey, Ni~ya-san? Could you catch my hand? I don't want to fall."

He caught her. As she jumped down, he caught her in his arms and looked straight into her large eyes. He could see the answer to his unasked question in them, as in the blush on her cheeks.

He kissed her.

* * *

Ni~ya came home. He placed the candles on the table. Yellow, because that was Hikari's favorite color, as he affectionately called her.

Ni~ya was pouring wine into glasses, when he heard the click of the lock on the door.

"Yuji, could you take my bag?" he heard Hikaru's voice.

Yuji put the bottle on the table and went to the door. He looked at his beloved one. She had snowflakes in her hair. She looked beautiful.

As always.

"Welcome home" Ni~ya picked up Hikaru, turningaround  with her in his arms and kissed her. "I'll take your bag to the room later. Now come with me."

He took her hand and followed her to the 

He led her by the hand into the room, pushed her chair away, and pulled her closer as she sat down. He poured the wine into the second glass and clapped them with Hikaru.

"To Nightmare and Kalafina, so they won't disband" he said.

"And for us, so that our relationship won't fall apart too" Hikaru smiled fondly. "What movie are we going to watch?"

"I chose one of the classics" Ni~ya handed her the box. "Food will be in half an hour."

"That's great" Hikaru looked at the DVD cover. "Black and white melodrama with a beloved, white wine and a meal from your favorite restaurant. What more could a woman ask for?"

"A gift?" Ni~ya handed her a small box. "Open it."

"Yay, how lovely" Hikaru pulled out a chain with a gold pendant with a blue pebble set in it. "Cute. Thank you."

She sent a kiss to Ni~ya. He cought it and pretended to cuddle with it, at which Hikaru chuckled.

"I'm glad you like it" Ni ~ ya said.

"Of course I like it" Hikaru smiled radiantly. "Hey, Yuji? Can you help me put it on?"

Ni~ya got up and walked over to Hikaru. He took both parts of the clasp in his fingers and pressed them together.

"Thank you" Hikaru stood up and kissed him.

She took the glass with her and sat down on the couch.

"Should we turn on TV?"

"Yes" Ni~ya agreed, and at that moment the doorbell rang. "At least let's eat something first."

"I told you it would be like that" Hikaru chuckled maliciously.

"Hikari!"

"I didn't say anything~"

After the meal, the singer returned to the couch, and Ni~ya turned on the movie and sat down next to his beloved. When after some time Hikaru rested her head on his shoulder, he knew that his bandmates were right. He was happier. He was the happiest man in the world.

The end

Alcohol is harmful to those who are sober

Band: Alice Nine, Kra, Gazette, Screw, ViViD, Dauto, Rave, Anli Pollicino, Kagrra,

Pairing: Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Reika&Hikaru, Kouki&Ibuki, Shin&Shindy, Ivu&Ko-ki, Ryoga&Reno, Yasuno&Yuhra, Ruki&Uruha, Aoi&Kai, Ren&Mikuru, You&Nisa, Byou&Jin, Kazuki&Rui

Rating: 17+

Genre: idk

Warnings: alcohol, non-con elements

Note: Sometimes being sober is dangerous. At least you should be sure that you have trusted friends.

(It's old story from 2014, that's why Minase is here, not Naoto.)

 He had never liked such parties. With the whole PSC, where everyone got drunk one by one, and he was sitting in the corner with a glass of water and just stared at the whole group, wondering if he might not drink even a beer that day, because he couldn't stand some people while sober. Sometimes he just couldn't take it all, and then woke up with a hangover and no memories of the night before, but at least he didn't have to force himself to smile as the barely conscious Tora told him a joke about the rainbow unicorn. Well, this joke was a sign that he has to start looking for Akiya, who is rolling somewhere under the table, because if Amano drinks one more beer, they won't come back home or hotel by  themselves.

Shou sighed and stood up, walking over Ivu lying on the floor. He tried to pick him up earlier, but Ivu was too drunk to understand, what's going on and tried to break Shou's fingers, so he gave up.

Shou walked to the slightly ajar closet and peered inside. Hikaru was asleep snuggled into Reika, mumbling something softly. Shou wondered, if he should wake them up, but decided they probably wouldn't be responsive anyway, so he preferred to leave them there.

"Shou-kun, have you sheen Jin?" Byou walked to Shou, almost tripping over his own legs. "I caaaaan't fin' him..."

"He's probably under the table" Shou pointed to the curled blonde ball that was Screw's drummer.

"Shank you" Byou went in the direction Shou indicated.

Ohara sighed for a second time in last few minutes and moved to the other room. Here, as usual, Ren stuck to Kouki's leg, to which Kouki didn't react at all, because he slept cuddled up with Ibuki. Mikuru sat next to Ren and sang a song by Megamasso under his breath. Yuhra tried to explain to Yasuno that it wasn't a good idea to step out of the window, and the musicians from Born argued about who gets to use Taizo lying on the floor as a pillow. Besides, Nao and Hiroto slept with Tora and Akiya on a mattress. Shou was sure that this mattress wasn't there, when he was in this room last time, but was glad that at least they're comfortable.

In the next room, Kazuki was telling Rui some jokes that sober Shou couldn't understand, but luckily Screw's bassist was drunk enough to laugh at them. Ko-ki and Minase had just made a bet as to whether Reno would slip off Ryoga, who has been his mattress, and Manabu was to make sure neither of them faked the result. Shou shook his head in disbelief. Sometimes he felt like he's the oldest of everyone here.

"Shou-san, have you seen my bandmates?" asked almost sober Nisa, trying not to drop totally wasted You.

"Ren and Mikuru are in the second room, but..."

"Nagi disappeared in the bathroom fifteen minutes ago, he probably fell asleep there. Thank you, Shou-san" Nisa pulled You to the second room.

Ohara entered the last room. Rave's drummer, who finally left the bathroom, was sleeping on the blanket next to the sofa. He didn't care about Keiyu, who was poking him with a pencil, making Reita laugh. Kai was sleeping on the sofa with his head on Aoi's lap, who now looked at Shou.

"If you want to know, Shou-kun, Saga-kun is in the bathroom" announced Aoi, shaking cigarette ash into the ashtray. "Shin-kun was here a few minutes ago and he asked about you and his band, and then someone called him, probably Shindy-kun. Okay, I'm gonna sleep now."

Aoi picked up Kai for a moment and laid down next to him. Shou sighed and wanted to leave the room, but someone grabbed his arm.

"Hey, Hoppy, are you goin' somewhere?" asked Ruki, making Uruha laugh.

He even slipped off the chair.

"Let me go, Ruki, or I'll punch you" growled Shou, trying to break away from Ruki, but it only resulted in Gazette's vocalist tightening his grip.

"You're so funny!" Ruki laughed.

His laughter was so loud that it should wake up everyone within a kilometer, but Aoi began to snore instead. Ruki dragged Shou towards the brown door and unlocked it with a key he got from some unknown place.

"I said >>let me go<<" Shou pushed Ruki away from himself, but he laughed again and pushed Shou on the floor.

Gazette's smug vocalist straddled him.

"Get off me, Ruki."

"Okie dokie" Ruki, still sitting on Shou, locked the doors. "D'ya know that you can steal everythin' from Taizo, when he's asleep? He should be more careful about his guests."

"You're drunk."

"We're all drunk" Ruki leaned over Shou. "In fact, I've only been waitin' for such an opportunity for years. To make you traumatized as much as possible, Hoppy. But there was always Isshi or Saga, who is now sleeping in the bathroom, intoxicated with the sleepin' pills I put in his drink. I'm such an evil dude, right, Hoppy?"

"Ruki, what are you..." Shou froze for a moment, when Ruki kissed him greedily, but then he pushed him away and stood up abruptly, throwing Ruki off of himself. "Stop it!"

"Funny how you try to defend yourself" Ruki grabbed the chair Shou was trying to knock him out with. "It won't do anythin', Hoppy, today you're mine."

Ruki threw back the chair and was hit with a fist by Shou. He wiped his injured lip and looked at his fingers.

"That's cute" said Ruki, when Shou tried to open the door.

Ruki grabbed Shou's arms and threw him on the floor again.

"Do you want to leave, Hoppy? Well, you can't. We have to play..."

Thud! The door to the room blew off its hinges and Shin literally burst into the room and stood up from the floor. He looked at confused Ruki sitting on terrified Shou and clenched his hands into fists.

"I knew it" he said and, before whoever could say anything, he punched Ruki in the face.

Ruki hit the wall with his back. He stood up, still shocked, and tried to open his left eye, but he couldn't, because it was already swelled.

"Stupid kid" Ruki sighed. "Do you really must have a bodyguard, life loser?" asked Ruki, smiling meanly, which caused him to bounce off the wall again, and blood dripped from the corner of his mouth.

"Never insult Ohara Kazumasa in front of me" growled Shin, clenching fingers on Ruki's shirt. "And if you try to touch him again, even Uruha won't recognize you. And if Saga-san will be sober and conscious, then you're dead. Do you understand?"

Ruki shivered with fear. Only now he understood that it was better not to mess with Shin after all.

"I'll go lookin' fou ishe" said Ruki, gently pushing Shin away from himself and went towards the door.

Shin sighed and turned to shocked Shou.

"He probably never hit the gym" Shin smiled slightly and gave Shou his hand, then helped him standing up. " I found drunk Saga-san in the toilet and something felt off, because I couldn't wake him up. I will have to pay Taizo-san for his door..."

Shin finched, when Shou hugged him so tightly that Akihide almost lost his breath.

"Thank you" whispered Kazuma.

Shin laughed.

"You're welcome Shou-san" he said as Shou moved away from him. "Now let's go get Saga-san and go home. Shinya called me, saying that I should go home, because he's stuck in the bathroom and the electricity went off and he's a little scared. Too many horror movies, I think" said Shin as he walked through the lying door.

"How did you find us?" asked Shou.

"You yelled at Ruki. I'll know your voice everywhere, Shou-sama" replied Shin, smiling radiantly.

Yes, everything was back to normal.

The end

In his eyes

Band: Alice Nine, Kagrra,

Pairing: Saga&Shou, Tora&Akiya, Nao&Hiroto

Rating: 17+

Genre: soft angst

Warnings: based on a true story

Note: "In his eyes I've always wanted to be the best. That he would be proud to have such a protégé, a friend. I would never think I could do something that he deems pathetic. And I guess that's what I did."

Based on a true story of very disgusting joke.

Tora laughed briefly as Hiroto tripped over the threshold. He helped his friend to keep his balance and entered the wardrobe.

"And I told you to be careful" said Nao, wrapping his arm around Hiroto's waist. "But you never listen."

"I'm listening, but it' never worked" Hiroto sighed and the others laughed at him.

"Poor little squirrel" Saga muttered, still smiling. "Hey, Tora, your cellphone seems to be ringing."

"Seriously?" Tora picked up the muted phone from the cupboard. "Oh, it's Akiya. Hi, honey, is something wrong? Usually you call..."

"Turn on hands-free mode."

"What? Why?"

"Just do it" Akiya's voice was filled with anger.

"Alright, alright" Tora turned on the option Akiya asked for. "Guys, Aki would like to talk to all of us, I think so."

"You think well" the venom in Akiya's voice reached a maximum level. "Where do I begin... Are you all crazy?!"

"But what's the matter?" Hiroto was surprised.

"What's the matter? I don't know, maybe I'm talking about that you were pushing the wheelchair on which your honorable singer was sitting? Maybe that's what I mean?!"

"But Akiya, it was just a joke" explained Shou.

"A joke?! A joke is when it makes everyone around it laugh, not just whoever came up with it! Admit it, Kazumasa, it was your idea."

"Well, you're right..."

"Ah, so I was right after all!" Akiya laughed dryly. "Personally, I felt sick. Twice. When I heard about it and when I found out it was a joke. Such a joke! Can you explain to me, why you thought this kid's idea was so brilliant? Masashi? Nao? Hiroto? Saga? Anyone can explain this to me? Maybe let's start with my beloved Tora. Any suggestions?"

"I don't know, I just... I couldn't argue against it" replied Tora.

"Because what? Because it's your leader? Do you think that if Izumi had stupid ideas, all four of us were silent? Let's ignore the fact that Izumi didn't descend to this level of embarrassment."

"What level of embarrassment, Akiya, it was..." Shou stood up abruptly, speaking each word louder and louder.

Kagrra,'s ex-guitarist, however, cut him off.

"You keep quiet, sir Generous. Nao, tell me, why you let him do this."

"I stopped being a leader last year..."

"And what?! Whether you're a leader or not, you have to, I repeat, you have to notice, when someone is doing something wrong! It doesn't matter, if you are leader or not, okay? Kami-sama... Hiroto, explain to me, why did you agree to push that goddamn wheelchair?"

"Erm, I don't know, this is clumsy boy's life, I guess" Hiroto shrugged, staring at Nao fearfully.

"And if they told you to jump out of the window, you would also open your arms and fly?" Akiya sighed heavily. "Think for yourself sometimes, kid. Saga, do you have anything to add?"

"If you want to convince Kazuma to anything, you must have some super power, otherwise you can't. And for sure to change his point of view" replied Saga. "So, don't yell at me."

"I won't even comment on that" Akiya said. "Congratulations, Shou, for subjugating the band so that everyone is blindly listening to you. You even turned my Masashi into a wet sock. Bravo! It's just a pity no one can bring you upright."

"It was just a joke!" Shou grabbed Tora's cell phone. "A joke, nothing else! You have no right to judge us in this way!"

There was a moment of silence. All that was heard was Shou's gasp breathing.

"You know, Kazumasa..." Akiya thought for a moment. "Where is this smiling radiantly Shou, who was following Isshi and called him "Isshi-sama"? If this Shou would be scolded, he would apologize immedientaly. It's strange for me talking with you now, when you're acting like this. Isshi wouldn't be proud of you, Kazumasa."

Tora caught his phone at the last moment, when Shou let it go from his hand.

"Hey, Kazuma, what happened?" Saga got up and walked to Shou, who was standing with his mouth slightly parted and his eyes slowly glazing.

"Do you understand now?" asked Akiya.

"Yes" Nao nodded. "I'm sorry in the name of all band. We should be more serious."

"Murai is right, I'm sorry" Hiroto smiled weakly.

"Masashi?"

"You're right, I'm sorry" Tora sighed. "Saga and Shou would probably apologize, if Shou wouldn't crying and Saga wouldn't be himself."

Saga glared at him, still hugging crying Shou.

"...he's crying?" asked Akiya after a moment.

"Yes. He probably realized, what he had done. And now he's very sorry" explained Tora. "Would you call me this evening?"

"Yes. I'm sorry that I scolded all of you."

"You don't have to apologize, we deserved it" said Nao.

"So... Have a nice day. Bye" Akiya ended a call.

In his eyes I've always wanted to be the best. That he would be proud to have such a protégé, a friend. I would never think I could do something that he deems pathetic. And I guess that's what I did. I lowered myself to the level that even Ruki is far from.

Shou gripped the flower stalks with his fingers and pushed the heavy gate with his other hand. As he walked between the graves, he felt his knees soften and felt as if his heart was about to pop out of his chest. He was scared. As if he was really going to see him now.

"Hi, Shinohara" he said calmly, walked to the gravestone. "How are you? Look, I brought you tulips. Yellow."

Shou crouched down and put the flowers on the gravestone.

"I've done something stupid" he said, staring at Isshi's name and surname carved into the marble. "I'm sorry. I always wanted to make you proud of me. You're probalby sad now, aren't you?"

Ohara ran his fingers over the kanji that formed the dates of Isshi's birth and death.

"Too few years separate them" said Shou, sitting down on the ground. "So how do you like the flowers? They're pretty, right? The saleswoman thought it was for my girlfriend. She became sad, when I told her, who I was carrying them to."

Afternoon wind blew Shou's hair and he trembled because of it.

"It's getting cold" the vocalist smiled, covering himself with his sweater. "Do you remember? You gave me this sweater. It was so long ago..."

Shou laughed, getting up.

"Maybe I'll come here tomorrow too. I don't know. I'll see" Kazuma turned back. "I'm not gonna do something like this again. I promise. See you again, Shino."

The cemetery gate creaked softly as Shou closed it. He smiled slightly and disappeared into the crowd of passersby.

The wind opened a note attached to the bouquet...

I'm sorry, Isshi~sama.

The end

Silence in the Darkness

Band: ViViD&Alice Nine

Pairing: Shin&Shou

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, romance

Warnings: some erotic scenes

Note: Shou has a nightmare after break up with Saga, so Shin wants to conform him.

And there is a little hope for a future too.

"Shou-san?" he heard, when he woke up. "What are you doing here so early? And why are you asleep?"

The vocalist opened his eyes. He saw Sachiko, the cleaning lady, who was leaning over the broom and looking at him with concern.

"I fell asleep?" Shou was confused.

He sat up on the sofa. His body hurt.

"Yes, you fell asleep" nodded Sachiko.

"Well, I should go home" said Shou, standing up.

"So, why you came here?" Sachiko looked at him a little confused.

"Wait, Sachiko-san. What time is it?" asked Shou.

Sachiko looked at her watch.

"Almost 7am" replied the cleaning lady. "Why are you asking?"

"7am?"

"Yes. Wait, Shou-san, do you want to tell me, that you were sleeping here all night?" Sachiko was shocked.

"Probably" Shou sighed. "Goodbye, Sachiko-san."

"Goodbye" replied the cleaning lady and started doing her job.

* * *

Shou pulled out the keys from his pocked and opened the door to the staicase. He was still confused that he really fell asleep in studio. He just wanted to stay a little longer to do some things and fell asleep on the sofa. It was strange in his case.

"Good morning, Shou-sama!"

He recognized this voice after a while, because he still was a little sleepy. He turned around. He was right, it was Shin.

Younger vocalist stood in front of him, a little confused. In one hand he had a trashbag, in other a cup probably with his morning coffee.

"Hello, Shin-kun" replied Shou finally.

Shin looked at his coffee, at Shou and then gave him his mug.

"It will be helpful for you" he said, smiling and walked down the stairs.

"Thank you" muttered Shou, still sleepy, taking a sip of the drink and wondering, why the younger vocalist was running to throw the garbage with the coffee in his hand.

Well, everyone has their own habits.

The door creaked as Shou entered the apartment. It felt way too quiet. It had been like that for two months. Saga left him. Not for any particular reason, one day he just left.

Shou put Shin's mug on the nightstand and laid down on the bed, opening the manga and looking for the page where he finished reading. But he couldn't focus. The longer Saga was gone, the more lonely he felt. He needed someone's touch, anyone's.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. Shou broke out of his thoughts and stood up slowly. Everything still hurt him, the couch in the studio was very uncomfortable. He opened the door and saw Shin behind it.

"Shou-sama, do you have a mop or something like that, because my bathroom is... Shou-sama, what happened?" Shin's face changed from a bemused smile to worry.

He raised his hand and wiped with his hand the tears that Shou didn't even notice.

"Why are you crying, Shou?"

"I don't know, my eyes are watering from lack of sleep" replied Shou, suddenly realizing that Shin hadn't added "san" or "sama" to his nickname.

"Why won't you sleep a little? If you have time, of course" said Shin. "But you know, whenever you feel sad, you can come to my place for tea. My door is open to you at any time of the day or night."

"I'll remember that" Shou forced a little smile. "About the mop, I'll get it right away."

"I would take mine, but it broke recently and I forgot to buy a new one" explained Shin as Shou handed him the mop.

"How can a mop break?" Shou was surprised.

"You have to be me" Shin laughed shortly. "Thank you, Shou-sama. See you later!"

Before Shou closed the door, he noticed that Shin tripped on stairs.

* * *

He couldn't sleep. He was laying in the darkness, staring with blurry eyes at the ceiling. He felt empty. That silence around him was strangling him. After a while he finally fell asleep.

He was in the studio. Suddenly the building shook and collapsed. Shou woke up after a while and was surprised to find that he was practically fine. The building contained all of the PSC bands, except for Ruki and Keiyu, whom he noticed standing in front of the rubble.

"Look, they died" announced Kousuke, nudging Hikaru with his foot.

"They're all dead" confirmed Gazette's vocalist, patting Shin's cheek.

"Isn't that funny?" Keiyu laughed as he stepped over Byou.

"Of course" Ruki sneered as he picked up Nao's shirt.

"Shouldn't he join the rest?" Keiyu pointed at Shou, while kicking Born's vocalist in the back.

"That's right" Ruki pulled a knife out of his pocket. "Come on, Bunny, it will be fun!"

Shou started to run. He jumped over Yuhra and wanted to leave the rumbles. But even if the building collapsed, the walls stayed. Or maybe not the walls, but some strange, invissible barrier, which didn't bother Ruki at all.

"I'm gonna kill you like others" Ruki laughed and tried to stab Shou.

But before the knife could reach him...

...he woke up. He cried again, this time out of fear. He stood up. He didn't care about late hour. He went to the staircase, locked the door and quickly ran upstairs, so after a while he was standing in front of Shin's apartment and waiting for the younger vocalist to open the door for him.

"Who's there?" he heard a voice behind the door.

After a moment they opened with force and Shin stood in the doorway, looking like he had seen a ghost.

"Shou-sama?"

"I had a nightmare" announced Shou. "You died in it. They all died. Only Ruki and Keiyu... They wanted to kill me. Can I go in?"

"Sure, come in" Shin let Shou inside. "Sit down on the sofa and make yourself comfortable. I'll make some tea to calm you down."

Shou watched Shin all the way to the kitchen. The younger vocalist didn't look like he was going to bed, he was still wearing his casual clothes. He returned a moment later and put two mugs on the table.

"Shou, you're trembling" no suffix again.

Shin sat down next to him on the couch.

"Hey, it's just a dream, nothing like that happened. We're both alive, right?"

"You haven't seen all your friends and loved ones dead" replied Shou, feeling his hands starting to tremble. "They all... Even you... Everyone..."

Shou twitched as Shin hugged him.

"Relax, Shou" he said softly, stroking his head. "It's just a bad dream."

"You're warm" Shou whispered, closing his eyes. "And so caring. And I thought you could only act like a fanboy in my presence."

"Shou...?" Shin blinked as Shou laid down on his lap.

"Comfortably" muttered Shou. "Just don't faint because I'm hugging you or something. I just need someone's closeness..."

"I understand" nodded Shin. "Actually, I would rather have Shindy lying here right now. Although..."

"Although?"

"That option is nice for me, too" replied Shin.

"Shin?"

"Yes?"

Shou got up and looked into his eyes.

"You know that I still love Sakamoto, right?"

"I know. I love Shindy" Shin shrugged and... kissed him. "Which doesn't change the fact that I like you, Kazumasa."

"Akihide..."

"Wait, what?" Shin laughed, then froze for a really short moment. "Did you really say my name?"

"Indeed" Shou was surprised by this himself, then shuddered as Shin embraced his arms and legs and took him in his arms.

"We're going to the bedroom, my bed is probably more comfortable than this sofa" explained Shin, smiling slightly.

"You are strong" Shou noticed with a little surprise as Shin put him on the bed.

"Do I seem weak for you?" Shin kissed Shou gently.

Kazuma shook his head.

"Sometimes when you're in ultra-fanboy mode, but besides that never..."

"Probably" Shin undid the last button of Shou's pajamas. "Hey, Kazuma?"

"What?"

"What would happen, when we wake up in the morning?" Shin asked looking at Shou attentively.

"Nothing's going to happen" replied Shou, taking off Shin's shirt. "We are both still single, we are both in love with other people. I think everything will be back to normal."

"Do you think so?" asked Shin, flipping Shou onto the bed and leaning over him.

"Yes. Don't worry about the future, Akihide" Shou stroked Shin's cheek. "So I am uke again?"

"You said yourself that I'm not weak" Shin smirked and pulled Shou into a passionate kiss.

* * *

Only the ticking of the clock broke the silence. Shou cuddled up to Shin, trying to calm his breathing.

"I was starting to wonder, why I didn't come here sooner."

"Huh, do you want one more time?" Shin laughed and ran his fingers through Shou's hair. "You look cute, when your hair is so messy."

"We should go take a shower" said Shou. "But I'm too sleepy now."

"Me too" Shin smiled slightly.

"By the way, why weren't you sleeping before?"

"Insomnia" explained Shin shortly. "Sometimes it happens to me. And then I'm like a zombie on the rehearsal."

"Do you think you're going to fall asleep now?"

"We have to fall asleep, because we won't get up tomorrow" said Shin.

A moment later, he fell overwhelmed by sleep.

"Interesting situation" Shou grabbed Shin's right hand which the younger vocalist was hugging him. "We both have such soft hands..."

Shou's eyes closed slowly and he fell asleep. This time he didn't have any nightmares.

Shin's alarm clock woke them. Shou opened his eyes and was surprised to discover that he had been sleeping all night holding Shin's hand.

"How romantic" said Shin, untangling their fingers. "Come on, let's make some breakfast. I'll be a little late at worst."

Moments later, in front of Shou, there was a bowl of rice and a cup of warm tea.

"Do you want some veggies, or do you prefer a sweet breakfast?" Shin smiled radiantly.

"Sweet is fine" said Shou, and Shin put cinnamon and sugar on the table.

"Pour as much as you want. I swear it's tasty" Shin, still smiling, poured some sauce over his rice, which he heated in a pot. "I prefer ginger sauce, though."

"Tasty indeed" Shou admitted after tasting Shin's culinary innovations. "Reno won't kill you if you're late?"

"You know Reno, Shou-sama needed some help to deal with his feelings, forgive me for being late" Shin quoted his excuse as he sat down in front of Shou.

"Bon appetit~!" they said simultaneously and ate their breakfast in silence.

Shou opened the door to his apartment, saying goodbye to Shin a moment earlier. Yes, everything is back to normal.

* * *

About a month later, Shou heard a key click in the door. He got up from the couch and saw Saga hanging his sweatshirt on a hanger as if nothing had happened.

"Hi" he said calmly, but Shou knew that he was nervous. "You know... Well... I tried to sleep around, because I wanted to forget about you, but... I need you. Not all of these women in clubs."

Shou blinked. Yes, it was a typical confession for Saga.

"Well..." Saga scratched his head. "Erm... Should I buy you chocolates and flowers, or just go out and never come back?"

Shou tilted his head. What is he talking about?

"Sakamoto, do you really think that I would be able to throw you out the door?" Shou took a few steps towards him. "Besides, believe me, I also had to comfort myself somehow after you left me."

"You? Were you able to do this?" Saga frowned.

"As you can see" Shou shrugged.

"You're impossible" Saga sighed.

"And who says that?" Shou snorted, getting closer to Saga.

"In fact, I'm worse..." Saga sighed.

Shou blinked confusedly.

"Did you admit it?"

"Yes?" Saga bit his lower lip. "Should I go get these chocolates?"

"And asters."

"Yes, I know, I remember" Saga smiled slightly, putting his arm around Shou's waist. "I missed you a little... But you must have cried for more than one night, huh?"

"After all, our colleagues won't look at us like we're serial killers" Shou kissed Saga softly. "But you didn't have to smoke just before you got here."

"Do you know how stressful it was?! Good thing I still had the keys, because you probably wouldn't let me in" Saga laughed shortly, hugging Shou. "You know, Kazuma... I promise that I will never leave you again."

"And why I have to believe you?"

"Because you love me" Saga smiled fondly. "Right?"

"Don't even doubt it" Shou closed his eyes.

The silence became Saga's voice, who illuminated the darkness around him with his favorite lighter.

The end

A cure for complexes

Band: Kagrra,&Alice Nine

Pairing: Isshi&Shou

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, romance

Warnings: some erotic scenes

Note: Shou has a lof of complexes, so Isshi wants to find a cure for them.

Shou put on his sunglasses and left the studio. They've been successfully recording their mini album. The deadline was in July, so they had to hurry.

He heard footsteps behind him. Silent steps, because this person was walking gracefully.

He turned his hear over his shoulder and saw Isshi, who smiled to him fondly.

"Good morning, Isshi-sama" Shou greeted him politely.

Isshi just sighed.

"I told you thatyou should stop calling me that way" he said, walking to Shou. "Let's go, Bunny, let's go. Don't stare at me like at a picture."

"Alright, alright" Shou started to walk again.

"So, how is recording the album going, Shou-kun?" asked Isshi.

"Okay" replied Shou.

"Conversations with you are sometimes very interesting" Isshi smiled fondly. "And you should take off you sunglasses, the sky is cloudy and we can't even see the sun. You shouldn't hide your pretty eyes."

Shou stopped suddenly. He looked at Isshi, vissibly confused.

"...pretty?"

"Yes, you have pretty eyes, Shou-kun" replied Isshi, placing his hands on his hips. "And what were you thinking, Bunny? You don't think you're ugly, do you? Are you blushing or I'm seeing things?"

"Optical illusion" muttered Shou. "I have to go. See you later, Isshi-sama."

"See you later" Isshi looked after the young singer walking away. "I guess I'll have to explain a few things to him."

* * *

The next day Shou had to go do grocery shopping, even if the weather was horrible. It was raining and the wind was blowing so hard that the trees were almost overlapping. However, the frige decided it was the perfect day to be empty. So Shou had the choice of either fighting the weather or surviving the day on the cottage cheese, which smelled suspiciously, and a bowl of rice.

"I can do it" he said, taking an umbrella with him.

He ran down the stairs, passing soaked Ruki on his way. Yes, it was definitely the most beautiful sight in his life.

When he was walking in the supermarket's direction and trying to hold an umbrella tightly, he remembered suddenly, what Isshi told him the previous day.

"There is nothing about me that anyone can like, and my eyes are too big. And I'm ugly without makeup. And my pants are tearing on my thighs. And my hair is frizz. I guess I look like a poodle right now. So much moisture in the air..."

Shou had to stop talking to himself, when the wind broke his umbrella.

"Awesome" mumbled Shou, when streams of cold rain ran down his shoulders. "Now, for a good measure, I look like a wet hen. How funny."

He didn't want to go to the supermarket anymore. But his stomach from time to time was giving him signs that this bowl of rice wouldn't be enough for the whole day. He entered the nearest shop, picked up the basket, and stood in front of the soybean milk shelf.

"Shou-kun?" he heard a familiar voice.

He turned around and saw Isshi, who seemed worried.

"Good morning, Isshi-sama" said Shou, putting two litres of soy milk into his basket.

"Why do you look like someone threw a bucket of water on you?" asked Isshi.

"My umbrella broke down" explained Shou, putting the waffles in his basket.

"You can catch a cold, if you won't warm up right now. And in our case, that's not good" said Isshi.

"I'll be fine" Shou smiled slightly.

" Buy what you need and wait at the door. I won't leave you alone without an umbrella, your home is too far away" announced Isshi, dropping a ready-made dish into the basket. "I live closer, so don't even protest, because I'm taking you in for some hot tea. Understand?"

"Yes, Isshi-sama" Shou smiled slightly.

"I'm glad that you agree with me" Isshi smiled back and disappeared behind the rack of instant noodles.

Shou leaned against the basket table and waited for Isshi. He showed up a moment later with a shopping bag in his left hand and an umbrella in his right hand.

"Let's go" said Isshi, unfolding his umbrella.

The wind had calmed down a bit, so there was no risk of wires from their protective barrier against the rain would give up again.

The road to Isshi's apartment passed silently. When the elevator stopped on the fifth floor, Kagrra,'s vocalist looked at Shou with concern.

"I hope that you're not gonna get sick" said Isshi, walking to the door and pulling keys from his pocket. "You're recording the album, you have to be healthy."

"Why are you taking care of me, Isshi-sama?" asked Shou, walking into Isshi's apartament.

He took off his shoes.

"Why are you surprised?"

"Because you don't seem to be altruistic, Isshi-sama" explained Shou.

"Really?" Isshi was surprised, then laughed shortly. "Actually, Akiya told me the same thing once. And Nao. And Shin. And Izumi... Am I selfish, Shou-kun?"

"I wouldn't use such a strong word..." denied Shou.

Isshi sighed and shook his head.

"Wait here, I'll find you some dry clothes and then you have to go take a hot shower. Don't look at me like that, you have to warm up somehow."

"Yes, I know" Shou sat down at the table and only now noticed a few pairs of eyes staring at him.

Three cats and four dogs glared at him.

"A lot of you here..."

"Did you say something?" Isshi showed up with dry clothes. "I think my pets became interested in you. If you weren't dripping with water, Otaki would probably have gotten on your lap by now."

Isshi laughed and gave Shou some dry clothes.

"Go to the bathroom, I'll put the food in the fridge. Did you buy anything you need to put there?" asked Isshi.

"Some yoghurt, I guess" replied Shou, ignoring Isshi's dogs that cuddled up to his legs.

"Unlike cats, they love water" Isshi smiled as he took the ginger cat in his arms. "Right, Otaki?"

The cat meowed and shook its tail. Shou laughed and disappeared into the bathroom for several minutes.

A hot shower made him forget all the evil in the world. He put on what Isshi had prepared for him. He was glad the pants were quite loose, because he was afraid that they would break, as did half of his.

Kazuma dried his hair with a towel and left the bathroom. Isshi was sitting on the couch with Otaki on his lap and the other cats sleeping at his sides. Two dogs were playing togheter and the rest of the animals was asleep.

"And how are you feeling now?" asked Isshi, stroking Otaki's ear.

"Better" said Shou, looking through the window. "The weather doesn't look like it's going to get better."

"I think so too" Isshi hissed as Otaki bit his finger. "Oh, you little flea, biting the hand that feeds you?"

Otaki landed on the floor, which was used by the dog, who had enough fun with his friend, and jumped on Isshi's lap.

"What happened, Pinky? Do you want to hug?" Isshi laughed and looked at Shou, who stirred his tea with a teaspoon . "Is your hair curling?"

Shou froze for a moment, remembering this hated feature of his hair.

"Yes, I'm among the few Asians who need a straightener" replied Shou. "That sweater is warm."

"You can take it if you like it" Isshi smiled fondly. "I got it from my aunt who, to be honest, I don't like."

"Thank you" Shou looked at Isshi gratefully. "I truly thank you for helping me in this situation..."

"You can stay here for as long as you like, Shou-kun" Isshi stood up.

Pinky wasn't happy about it.

"Would you like some cakes? Izumi brought it the day before yesterday for the rehearsal and I had some leftovers."

"Okay" nodded Shou, watching Isshi disappear into the kitchen.

He shifted his gaze to the doggie, who was looking at him curiously.

"What, sweetie? Do you want to play?"

"He's going to want a cake in a moment" Isshi put the plate of cheesecake on the table and handed Shou the spoon. "Enjoy your meal."

"Thank you" Shou smiled as he spooned the dough with his spoon.

He was a bit uncomfortable sitting in the house of someone he admired, in his clothes, eating his cake with his spoon on his plate and being watched by him. Usually he was the watcher, not the watching one.

"Tasty" muttered Shou, putting the last piece in his mouth. "Is something wrong, Isshi-sama?"

"I have the feeling that you have some complexes" explained Isshi. "I have noticed once before that you react strangely when talking about your appearance..."

"Because I'm ugly" replied Shou.

Isshi blinked and the corners of his mouth twitched in a slightly psychedelic way.

"Are you kidding me?" Isshi laughed hysterically. "You? Ugly? You? If you are ugly, I should probably be a monster in horror movies."

Isshi stood up and walked to Shou, then put hands on his shoulders.

"Do you really think that you're ugly?" he asked.

"Isshi-sama..."

"Bunny, I have to explain to you something" said Isshi. "You're beautiful, silly."

"Isshi-sama...?"

"You know, I've recently remembered something" said Isshi, putting hands on Shou's cheeks. "I remembered when you kissed me. And I'm curious, how it would feel like, when we're sober."

Shou didn't even have time to answer, because at the same moment he felt Isshi's lips on his own. He flinched after a moment and kissed him back, feeling as if he were about to pass out. Isshi moved away after a while and looked at Shou, who was confused at the moment.

"I was right, it's better now" said Isshi. "I want to know. You don't love me, right?"

"I don't" replied Shou.

He was confused, because he had trouble talking.

"Good" Isshi gave him a hand. "Come with me, I have to explain you more things, pretty boy."

"I'm not..."

"Yes, I must teach you to love yourself" Isshi opened the bedroom door. "I think you will stay here for the night, Kazuma. I can call you that, right?"

"Isshi-sama..."

"Shinohara."

"What?"

"Call me by my name. Just today" Isshi put Shou on the bed. "You can even call me >>Shino<<."

"Shino... that sounds nice" said Shou, unbuttoning Isshi's sweatshirt with one move. "Actually, I'm not going to be cold now, right? And I guess I was supposed to warm up."

"Oh yes, Bunny. I'll do my best" said Isshi, kissing him again.

* * *

"Hi, Shou. Why are you so happy?" asked Nao, when Shou burst into the rehearsal room, smiling radiantly.

"I don't know" replied the vocalist, doing a funny pirouette, then took off his gray sweater and hung it on a hanger. "Where's the rest?"

"They're still asleep" said Nao. "Though Hiroto's probably already racing through town in his car, chopping down all the trees and road signs along the way."

"This is exactly what happens to you" replied Shou, lying down on the couch.

"Very funny" Nao snorted, and froze. "Wait... Shou, did you just say something that was mean?"

"I think so" Shou waved his hand. "Hey Nao, do you think my eyes are pretty?"

"Of course I... Wait a minute, what?!" Nao stood up abruptly. "Who are you and what have you done to Shou?! You wouldn't have used the words "pretty" and "my eyes" in one sentence! Just tell me that your curls don't bother..."

"Do they have to?"

Nao hit his own face with his hand.

"You didn't bring your sunglasses, right?"

"I didn't."

"I should be happy, but I'm a little worried" said Nao.

They heard knocking on the door a moment later.

"Hi, kids" Isshi stood in threshold. "Shou, you forgot your keys. How do you want to go home?"

Isshi laughed and threw keys to him.

"Thank you" Shou smiled radiantly.

Isshi waved his hand and left the room.

Nao looked at Shou, confused.

"Shou? Did he..." Nao shook his head. "I understand now."

"Don't tell anyone" asked him Shou, playing with the keychain.

"I won't" promised Nao.

And then the guitarists burst into the rehearsal room.

"We aren't late, right?" asked Tora.

"Nope, two minutes left" replied Nao. "Shou, call Saga, if you are so happy and mean today."

"Okay" Shou smiled radiantly again and chose the bassist's number.

Yes, another normal day just started.

The end

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Band: Kagrra,, Alice Nine, Kra, Gazette, SuG, Screw and Miyavi

Pairing: Isshi&Nao, Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Izumi&Shin, Keiyu&Mai, Aoi&Kai, Ruki&Uruha

Rating: 16+

Genre: comedy

Warnings: -

Note: Japanese + camera = memory card full.

3rd January 2009

PSC's tenth anniversary. Akiya was taking the pictures of everyone and everything. He took a picture of Miyavi, who was running from one person to another and telling them some bad joke about unicorns, Alice Nine's Nao, who tried to catch Hiroto, who took away his drumsticks, Shou drinking his soy milk and staring at Saga, who tried to prove everyone how sexy he is, Tora, who put his hands behind his head and leaned on a wall, Mai trying to explain something to Keiyu, who only noded his head, Yasuno fixing his hair all the time, Yuhra discussing something with Reita, Ruki and Uruha hiding around the corner, Aoi staring at Kai, Mitsuru asking Izumi and Shin about his band whereabouts, while they were hiding under the stairs and laughting at him, Screw trying to explain why that unicorn joke is not funny and finally he stood in the doors of Kagrra,'s changing room.

Nao was sitting on the chair, trying to organize his hair. The stylist left him half an hour ago, but one streak of hair refused to stay in its place.

"Leave it be, Yamada." said Isshi, putting his hands on his arms. "It's only hair."

"But it's annoying." said Nao, crossing his arms on his chest. "Your hair goes in all directions and you're not bothered by it."

"I forgot how feminine you are." sighed Isshi.

Nao looked at him, slightly offended.

"How?"

"Yamada, you're like a typical wife: you're worried about your look, your clothes and the amount of money in your wallet." said Isshi, laughing.

"You're gonna get it." said Nao, being offended even more.

"And you're acting like my mom before she gets her period." Isshi smiled. "Yamada?"

"Hm?" Nao looked at Isshi, tilting his head backwards.

"Do you know that usually the wife loves her husband?" asked Isshi.

Nao smiled.

Akiya took the picture of them. They haven't noticed a thing.

Isshi leaned to kiss Nao.

Akiya took the second picture. This time they noticed. Akiya waved them and ran away.

"Kazuhiro, give me that camera!" Isshi dashed after him. "Give me back that photo! This is a violation of my privacy!"

"You won't catch up with me!" said Akiya, laughing, then he bumped into confused Shou.

"Akiya, what are you doing?" he asked, looking at the camera.

Isshi got between Nao and Hiroto then looked at Akiya.

"Give... me... the... camera." he said angrily. "Now."

"How about the magic word?" chuckled Akiya.

"Give."

"Not that one."

"I said, give it back!" Isshi wanted to run after Akiya, but Shou stopped him.

"Isshi, what got into you?" laughted Shou.

"He took a picture of me." explained Isshi. "Of us. Violating our privacy."

"So?" Shou laughted again. "Leave him alone. What could be on that picture?"

"Me and Yamada kissing." answered Isshi.

Shou froze.

"I have a plan." he said. "Tora!"

"Yes?" Tora turned around in the middle of his talk with Mitsuru.

"If you take away Akiya's camera from him, I'll persuade Sakamoto into giving you those 500 yen back." said Shou.

"Okay" Tora smiled and went to do a quest.

"You know what, Shou?" Isshi looked at Tora going away. "He won't take that camera away from him."

"Why?"

"Because Tora is henpecked." explained Isshi.

"So you also noticed?"

"I notice a lot of things." replied Isshi.

"Look, Tora is coming back." noticed Shou.

"Isshi, those pictures are beautiful." said Tora, handing him the camera. "You can delete them if you want, but I wouldn't do that."

Isshi gently took the camera, thinking how Tora was able to get it from Akiya.

"What did you do, Tiger, to get it?" asked Isshi.

"I said please." said Tora, covering his mouth with his hand, so he wouldn't burst out with laughter.

Isshi didn't delete the pictures. Few months later, he developed the pictures, and put one of them on the cupboard.

"What do you think, Yamiyo? Will Akiya forgive me how I treated him back then?" asked Isshi, looking at the picture.

"I also got angry back then." Nao looked at the dust cloth he was holding, then he gave it to Isshi. "From now one, you're cleaning the dust. We're sharing our responsibilities."

"I can clean the dust if you want me to." Isshi lifted the picture and wiped the shelf with the cloth. "What are you ging to do from now on? Yamiyo?"

Nao was sitting on the bed and looking at his PSP.

"I'll be playing a game. You clean. You'll see how it feels." Nao smiled, then turned on the game.

"Right, I deserve it." murmured Isshi, continuing the cleaning.

Mentioned picture is on the cupboard to the shelf to this day and probably no one will ever take it down.

THE END

White Ribbon

Band: Gazette&Nightmare
Pairing: Reita&Ni~ya
Rating: 14+
Genre: comedy, romance
Warnings: -
Note: Ni~ya wanna take off the white ribbon from Reita's face...



Ni~ya was sitting in the dressing room. They had to play few songs on NHK and after that they could go home. Oh yes. Home. Go away from all those bands of which half he doesn't know and the other half he doesn't like. But one band wouldn't let him rest. Their music was heavy but their look completely didn't fit them. Ni~ya smiled, which sparked interest between his bandmates. That description also fits Nightmare. But Naitomea didn't have... Exactly. What? Ni~ya knew well, what was missing in his band. Or rather who.

Anyway, love was always in the air. First, Ruka and Sakito, where the first one went out for a cigarette fifteen minutes earlier and hasn't come back yet, announcent, they're together. Now Yomi and Hitsugi were glancing at each other once in a while, but in a way the other one wouldn't notice. There was also this person, who Ni~ya really needed here. This person, whose world was hidden behind a white ribbon. Or maybe it was protecting him from the world? What if one were to take it off...

„Yuji, you're having those thoughts that make you feel hot again, but before live you should calm down a little, huh?” he scolded himself in his thoughts.

Ni~ya stood up and went out from the dressing room, not telling anything anybody. Then he heard a voice. Voice belonging to someone, who shouldn't speak in his company, who shouldn't even be here in the first place.

"Ni~ya-san, why are you by yourself? Without your band?"

Ni~ya turned around. In front of him stood Reita, bassist of the GazettE.

"Hello, Reita-kun." finally said Ni~ya, while trying to remain calm.

Calm?! Reita was standing in front of him! I Ni~ya saw his beautiful, deep black eyes. And how should he remain calm in front of someone so attractive?

"Something happened?" Reita came closer and played with his hair.

"N-no." answered Ni~ya stepped back for a safe distance.

"Your hair color is nice." said Reita.

"Thanks." replied Ni~ya.

"I'll be going now." said Reita. "Good luck. See you later."

And he walked away lewaing poor Yuiji in confusion.

* * *

Ni~ya walked into hotel room. He didn't want to be here. It wasn't his cosy flat, to which he would like to come back to. He lied on the bed and tried to collect his thoughts. Strangely behaving Reita, suspiciously looking at each other Yomi and Hitsugi and Sakito and Ruka in love with each other... Ruka in love... It was so weird...

Knock on the door.

"Yes?" Ni~ya opened the door.

He looked down. Yomi was standing in front of him.

"Can I sit here for a while?" asked Yomi. "There is a very horny couple staying in a room next to mine and they won't last a moment without making love with each other."

"You can't go to Hitsugi?"

"No, I can't." replied Yomi and went inside, not waiting for invitation.

"So go to Sakito or Ruka." suggested Ni~ya.

"They would rather be left alone." said Yomi, carelessly lying on the bed. "Ruka is in Sakito's room and they are watching some romantic comedy and they'll most propably end up lika that couple next to my room."

"Yomi, pretty please, please stop talking about what are you neighbours doing." Ni~ya tried to remain calm. "And it would be best if you went out of my room, because I need to be alone."

"But Ni~ya, please." Yomi fluttered his eyelashes. "Pretty please."

"Okay, if you really want to." sighted Ni~ya and then sat on a couch.

" Ni~ya, why you always behave so weirdly after NHK?" asked after a while Yomi.

Yuji looked at him, surprised.

"Why are you asking?"

"Because always when we appear on NHK, you're always distant and pensive." answered Yomi. "You fell in love with someone?"

"Why can't you go to Hitsugi?" replied Ni~ya.

Yomi opened his mouth, like he was trying to say something, but closed them after a while. It became silent.

Suddenly the door opened. There was someone small and thin in sunglasses standing in the doorway.

"I went into wrong room?" he spoke with manly voice, looking over his sunglasses. "I'm sorry."

And he dissapeared.

"Was that Gazette's vocalist or I'm seeing things?" asked Yomi.

"It was Gazette's vocalist." whispered Ni~ya.

If Gazette's vocalist is here, that means...

Ni~ya stood up gustily.

"Where are you going?" asked Yomi.

"Not important, stay here." ordered Ni~ya and ran outside.

"What am I? A dog?" sighted Yomi.

Ni~ya didn't hear him though.

* * *

Ni~ya was standing in the hallway and looked for... That vocalist guy. What was his name? Ruki? Yes, something like that. Okay, where's this tiny, but not as tiny as Yomi, screaming on stage guy, hidden right now behind his sunglasses?

He noticed him. He was looking through the window, like he's been thinking about something.

"Ruki-kun?" he was hoping he's not mistaken.

"Hm?" Ruki stopped contemplating. "Oh, Ni~ya-san. It was yours room, that I went into?"

"Yes, but..." Ni~ya started to think of something he should say "I've fallen in love with your bassist". This sounds stupid!

"Why are you standing here?"

"Because I got lost and forgot phone from my room." said Ruki. "And I don't know, where should I go."

"Oh, right." understood Yuji.

"Oh, Ruki, we were looking for you!" suddenly heard Ni~ya.

This voice...

"Reita, it's so nice to see you." called Ruki. "What number does my room have?"

"205." answered sluggishly Reita. "Uh, tell others that I'm tired and I went to sleep, okay?"

"Walk you to your room?" offered Ruki.

"No, you don't have to." replied Reita.

Ruki walked down the stairs.

Reita without his make up and nose band and with his hair undone. That wasn't Reita, that was... Right. What was his real name?

"What are you doing?" finally said Ni~ya.

"You see, I didn't break my head over getting out information about place where you stayed from your not so talkative drummer, only for standing in the hallway." explained Reita, getting closer towards Ni~ya. "I gave him some romantic comedy movie, so he could watch it with his Sakito."

"You gave him that movie?" wondered Ni~ya.

"Yes, it was a bribe." Reita got even closer to Yuji.

Ni~ya suddenly felt a wall behind him, so he had nowhere to run.

"And I did persuade Kai for us to stop here, so I could have opportunity to meet you, Yuji."

"How do you know my name?" asked Ni~ya.

"Oh, Yuji." Reita smiled seductively. "Hotel's adress wasn't only thing I got out of Ruka."

He kissed him. Now the wall behind him wasn't much of a problem. He embraced Reita and gave back his kiss. They moved from each other after a while.

"By the way, I'm Suzuki." said Reita. "And your eyes are really beautiful."

"Thank you." Ni~ya smiled lightly. "Suzu, could you step back a little? You see, I don't like being pinned to a wall."

"Why?"

"Because I feel like some kind of uke." replied Ni~ya.

"And who told you I would let you be seme?"

"Suzuki!"

"Niuniu, easy." Reita smiled. "Why so angry?"

"Niuniu?" Ni~ya looked at him amused. "Kinda cute."

"So, Yuji?" Reita smiled seductively again. "Yours room or mine?"

"There's a doggy in mine." said Ni~ya, actually hearing Yomi's words.

Reita looked at him confused and grabbed his hand, then went with him to his room.

The end

Anime

Band: Alice Nine, Gazette
Pairing: Nao&Hiroto, Ruki&Uruha
Rating: 13+
Genre: comedy
Warnings: -
Note: Hiroto and Uruha love "Dragon Ball", but Nao and Ruki don't.



Uruha i Hiroto were sitting and watching "Dragon Ball". Next to them were standing resignated Ruki and Nao.

"Wanna go get wasted?" asked Ruki.

"Okay, but don't be surprised, when I'll begin speaking English." Nao smiled mildly and looked at Hiroto with disbelief.

"I'll take translator." replied Ruki and followed Nao out of the house.

Hiroto and Uru were still watching that anime, when one of characters entered suspicious room.

"No! Don't go there! They will kill you!" called Hiroto.

"Stop! Stop!" yelled Uru. Then character died. They both started to cry.

Ruki and Nao came back after an hour. Uruha and Hiroto were still devastated after the death of a character.

" Why? Why? Why?" sighed Nao.

"End of the story. Time for sleep." Ruki took the remote control and turned off the TV.

"Matsumoto, give back the remote. You're drunk and you don't know what are you doing." said Uru.

"I drank only one beer. How much did you drink, watching that cartoon?"

"That's not a cartoon." resented Hiroto.

"You must relax, Hiroto." Nao pet Hiroto's head.

"Are you drunk, Murai?" asked Hiroto.

"Yes." agreed Nao and staggered a little.

"Uru, we have to stop watching "Dragon Ball" or else I won't be able to understand my koi anymore." explained Hiroto.

"You have to, I don't." replied Uru. Ruki stared at him. "Okay, only when you won't be around."

"And that's how it should be." Ruki smiled widely and pushed Nao and Hiroto through the door.

"Uru will be punished now, right?" asked Hiroto.

"Very, very big." replied Nao and relied on his arm.

THE END