Love counselor

Band: Alice Nine, with Kagrra,, ViViD and Anli Pollicino in the background

Pairing: Saga&Shou, mentioned Isshi&Nao, Tora&Akiya, Shin&Shindy

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy

Warnings: -

Note: Shou didn't want to become some love counselor, but his friends think that he's perfect on this position.

*ding dong*

Shou got off the couch and approached the door. He knew very well who was it.

"Hello" Isshi smiled lightly. "Will you let me in or are we going to talk here?"

"Come in, you meanie" Shou invited him with the motion of his hand. "I'll make us some tea."

Shou sat in an armchair and looked at Isshi with anticipation.

"Will you finally tell me who is it about?" he asked, when his friend didn't react.

"About Nao" Isshi gave a short reply. "He's acting a bit weird, don't you think?"

"Your Nao?" Isshi nodded his head. "Weird, you say. So you're worried about him. That's why you came here?"

"It's complicated" said Isshi.

"For you?" Shou laughted. "This is the first time I hear something is not easy for you."

"It's complicated, because I'm starting to act weird and it's getting annoying" explained Isshi.

Shou froze for a brief moment.

"You fell in love?" Shou's eyes became larger than normally.

"Is it that weird?" asked Isshi, fiddling his fingers.

"No" Shou laughed. "But you know. You're a vocalist. I always thought we know how to express our feelings."

"Well, looks like I'm an exception."

"You're scared."

"I'm not scared!" said Isshi.

"Don't tell lies, Isshi. Everyone is scared" Shou smiled lightly. "Just tell him about it. I have good feelings about this situation. Now drink your tea before it gets cold."

*ding dong*

"What now?" Shou got up from the bed and approached the door.

When he opened it, he saw Tora.

"Help me or I'll go crazy" said Tora.

"Amano Masashi, you incompetent human, it's 3AM. At this hour people sleep" Shou eyed Tora. "I know you're not 100% Japanese, but I'd like to let you know this is not normal situation."

"So I'm crazy?" Tora leaned on a door frame. " I didn't sleep for two days. Help me."

"If tomorrow we'll be unconscious on a practice, I'll kill you" Shou gave out a deep sigh.

Shou poured some tea into two cups and put them on the table.

"What's bothering you?"

"That's the problem. I don't know" said Tora. "Well... Shou. have you ever fell in love with a guy? It's surreal. You cannot love someone of the same gender or at least I cannot do it. Did you know Isshi and Nao are together? They are kissing. Did you understand that?"

"Tora, are you by any chance drunk?" Shou asked, hardly stoping himself from laughter.

"I'm not drunk. I'm scared" corrected him Tora.

"That's what so scary to you? Isshi's and Nao's happiness?" asked Shou. "If you want to know, I had a hand in the fact that both of them finally got together..."

"Not them. I scare myself" Tora exhaled.

"Kami, Tora, can you be more clear? I'm the vocalist here and I have no idea what are you talking about" Shou sighed.

"I feel warm when I see Akiya and I can't stop looking at his smile" explained Tora.

"And?"

"Is this normal? He's a dude, right? And I'm straight, right? Then what's going on?"

"Tora, how old are you?"

"Huh?"

"How old are you?" Shou smiled. "Twelve? FIfteen? Because no way you're almost thirty."

"Shou!"

"You'll wake up my neighbours, stop screaming" Shou smacked Tora's head. "Look around, Amano. There are mostly gays and bisexuals among musicians. Not a lot of straight people. Maybe Kaoru fro DIr en grey. Do you love Akiya? That's good, I'm happy. Tell him so everyone will live happily ever after. Now drink your tea and go to sleep or else Nao will kill us for being zombies on a band practice."

*ding dong*

"Good morning, Shou-san" Shin smiled. "Come in, please."

"They should pay me for doing this" said Shou, closing the doors behind him. "What happened, Shin-kun?"

"Have you ever fallen in love with someone you don't get to see around too often?" asked Shin, attempting to sit in the armchair, but judging the distance badly and falling down.

"No, and you could try to not kill yourself when I'm around" Shou smiled. "I don't want to go to prison."

"You really spent too much time with Isshi" said Shin. "I mean... I'll go make some tea!"

Shin got up rapidly and ran to the kitchen. Shou looked at him.

"No, Shou. Now is not the time for self-pity" he muttered to himself.

"Here you go" Shin came back after a while and put a blue mug with flower pattern in front of Shou.

Kazuma laughted quietly.

"So will you explain me why did you fall in love with someone unavalible again?" asked Shou, picking up the mug.

"That's not my fault" complained Shin.

"Man or woman?"

"Man... In theory" Shin laughed.

"So it's a guy in a dress, huh?" Shou smiled. "At least he won't get pregnant with other guy like Bunko or turns out to be a lesbian like Miyuki. And won't curse you for your orientation like Junko. He also sound like someone from our scene, so at least he won't run away only because you're a vocalist, like Mitsuki did. What are you waiting for, Shin?"

"You remember all my girlfriends?" asked Shin.

"Believe me, somehow I remember  everyone that clung to your arm when you opened me doors. But the nicest one so far was Mitsuru. Why did you two break up?"

"I told you, he got bored" Shin sighed. "But we're still in touch. He calls me with his problems and I call him with mine."

"And with falling in love with mister Y you couldn't, because...?"

"Yes. I'm gonna call my ex to ask him how to make someone take his place. That would be embarrasing" said Shin.

"He was the one who left you."

"It was mutual. Anyway, it's not about Mitsuru. It's about Shindy."

"Anli Pollicino's Shindy?" asked Shou.

Shin nodded his head.

"You would match each other."

"Kazuma, you forgot to close the door. They'll rob us again!" Saga stormed into Shin's flat. "Sorry for barging in, but my forgetful uke doesn't understand the purpose of door keys. Are you giving love advice again, Kazuma? Aren't you bored?"

"No" Shou shook his head. "Shin, it'll be the best if you try to confess Shindy your feelings. Now drink your tea. It's probably cold by now."

*ding dong*

"Leave them alone" Saga pulled Shou's hand, when he tried to get off the couch. "You don't have to do this. Leave them alone. They'll be fine."

"You know, Sakamoto? It makes me feel good when I help them" Shou kissed his cheek and left the room.

"You could talk to me, though. Because I'm starting to have doubts, Kazuma" muttered Saga, opening the newspaper.

"Shou, help me please!"

"Come in, I'll make some tea."

The end

Photo

Band: Kagrra,, Alice Nine, Kra, Gazette, SuG, Screw and Miyavi

Pairing: Isshi&Nao, Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Izumi&Shin, Keiyu&Mai, Aoi&Kai, Ruki&Uruha

Rating: 16+

Genre: comedy

Warnings: -

Note: Japanese + camera = memory card full.

3rd January 2009

PSC's tenth anniversary. Akiya was taking the pictures of everyone and everything. He took a picture of Miyavi, who was running from one person to another and telling them some bad joke about unicorns, Alice Nine's Nao, who tried to catch Hiroto, who took away his drumsticks, Shou drinking his soy milk and staring at Saga, who tried to prove everyone how sexy he is, Tora, who put his hands behind his head and leaned on a wall, Mai trying to explain something to Keiyu, who only noded his head, Yasuno fixing his hair all the time, Yuhra discussing something with Reita, Ruki and Uruha hiding around the corner, Aoi staring at Kai, Mitsuru asking Izumi and Shin about his band whereabouts, while they were hiding under the stairs and laughting at him, Screw trying to explain why that unicorn joke is not funny and finally he stood in the doors of Kagrra,'s changing room.

Nao was sitting on the chair, trying to organize his hair. The stylist left him half an hour ago, but one streak of hair refused to stay in its place.

"Leave it be, Yamada." said Isshi, putting his hands on his arms. "It's only hair."

"But it's annoying." said Nao, crossing his arms on his chest. "Your hair goes in all directions and you're not bothered by it."

"I forgot how feminine you are." sighed Isshi.

Nao looked at him, slightly offended.

"How?"

"Yamada, you're like a typical wife: you're worried about your look, your clothes and the amount of money in your wallet." said Isshi, laughing.

"You're gonna get it." said Nao, being offended even more.

"And you're acting like my mom before she gets her period." Isshi smiled. "Yamada?"

"Hm?" Nao looked at Isshi, tilting his head backwards.

"Do you know that usually the wife loves her husband?" asked Isshi.

Nao smiled.

Akiya took the picture of them. They haven't noticed a thing.

Isshi leaned to kiss Nao.

Akiya took the second picture. This time they noticed. Akiya waved them and ran away.

"Kazuhiro, give me that camera!" Isshi dashed after him. "Give me back that photo! This is a violation of my privacy!"

"You won't catch up with me!" said Akiya, laughing, then he bumped into confused Shou.

"Akiya, what are you doing?" he asked, looking at the camera.

Isshi got between Nao and Hiroto then looked at Akiya.

"Give... me... the... camera." he said angrily. "Now."

"How about the magic word?" chuckled Akiya.

"Give."

"Not that one."

"I said, give it back!" Isshi wanted to run after Akiya, but Shou stopped him.

"Isshi, what got into you?" laughted Shou.

"He took a picture of me." explained Isshi. "Of us. Violating our privacy."

"So?" Shou laughted again. "Leave him alone. What could be on that picture?"

"Me and Yamada kissing." answered Isshi.

Shou froze.

"I have a plan." he said. "Tora!"

"Yes?" Tora turned around in the middle of his talk with Mitsuru.

"If you take away Akiya's camera from him, I'll persuade Sakamoto into giving you those 500 yen back." said Shou.

"Okay" Tora smiled and went to do a quest.

"You know what, Shou?" Isshi looked at Tora going away. "He won't take that camera away from him."

"Why?"

"Because Tora is henpecked." explained Isshi.

"So you also noticed?"

"I notice a lot of things." replied Isshi.

"Look, Tora is coming back." noticed Shou.

"Isshi, those pictures are beautiful." said Tora, handing him the camera. "You can delete them if you want, but I wouldn't do that."

Isshi gently took the camera, thinking how Tora was able to get it from Akiya.

"What did you do, Tiger, to get it?" asked Isshi.

"I said please." said Tora, covering his mouth with his hand, so he wouldn't burst out with laughter.

Isshi didn't delete the pictures. Few months later, he developed the pictures, and put one of them on the cupboard.

"What do you think, Yamiyo? Will Akiya forgive me how I treated him back then?" asked Isshi, looking at the picture.

"I also got angry back then." Nao looked at the dust cloth he was holding, then he gave it to Isshi. "From now one, you're cleaning the dust. We're sharing our responsibilities."

"I can clean the dust if you want me to." Isshi lifted the picture and wiped the shelf with the cloth. "What are you ging to do from now on? Yamiyo?"

Nao was sitting on the bed and looking at his PSP.

"I'll be playing a game. You clean. You'll see how it feels." Nao smiled, then turned on the game.

"Right, I deserve it." murmured Isshi, continuing the cleaning.

Mentioned picture is on the cupboard to the shelf to this day and probably no one will ever take it down.

THE END

Mitsukai

Band: ViViD&SuG
Pairing: Shin&Mitsuru
Rating: 14+
Genre: comedy, romance
Warnings: -
Note: Mitsukai means "angel" in Japanese in case someone doesn't know. It's synonym of "tenshi". And that Mitsukai/Tenshi likes Shin's dreams.



It all started, when he was seeing her every day. In shop, when he went to the studio, for band practice, anywhere. Coincidence? Or maybe fate? Propably the later, because he started to see her in his dreams. But she always disappeared, when he wanted to get close to her, so after few times, he realised it's not "she", it's "he". Yes, beautifull young boy. He named him Mitsukai, because he appeared as an angel in his dreams. Bandmates said, Mitsukai desn't exist, because he disappeared so quickly, they couldn't see him. Sometimes Shin doubted himself. But one time, Ryoga saw Angel by accident. But he disappeard as fast as usual. Since that day they wondered, why he's afraid of them. Especially the musicians from major bands. One time, when Shin was passing by Kai on the street, Mitsukai almost broke his legs running away from them. And when vocalist met Takeru in a shop, he crashed into a pile of tomato soup cans, threw cassier almost all money from his wallet and dissapeared. He did it so fast SuG's vocalist didn't even notice that and still went on about Rainbow Bunny from some cartoon or Rainbow Bunny's Rainbow Scooter. Shin quickly got rid of Takeru, but he did not catch Angel.

One evening he was going back home and saw him again. Mitsukai had his hair tied in a ponytail, like he used to, and his black eyes were looking somewhere else, when he was walking on the other side of the street. Shin thought he can finally catch Angel and at least ask him about his name. And he felt that strange feeling, that he saw him somewhere. He went to the other side of the street. Mitsukai turned around, hearing his footsteps, with fear in his eyes.

"No, wait! I only want to talk with you!" called Shin, but Mitsukai already started to run.

Shin sighted and started to chase him, but he lost him again.

He stopped. Then looked into the stars. That person irritated him with the way he was uncatchable. Then he felt someone's presence.

"Shin, what are you doing here?" asked Iv, approaching his a little tired friend. "You were chasing that Angel of yours again?"

"Yes." replied Shin and turned around, now facing the bassist. "Why he's so afraid of me?"

"He's afraid of everyone from PSC." explained Iv. "That's really weird."

"Where's Ko-ki? You two are alway together." noticed Shin.

"I made him sleeping tea." answered Iv.

"So?" vocalist calmed down. "He fell asleep?"

"Yeah, he's asleep." Iv sighted. "I can rest at least for one evening. You know, that tea is really usefull if you're with somebody as horny as Kouki."

"You're creping me out sometimes." said Shin.

"Yeah, I know." Iv smiled. "Walk you to your home?"

"No, I'm gonna go to the park." replied Shin.

Iv noded, then waved him good-bye. Vocalist went in his direction.

When he was approaching the park, and all he had to do was to cross a street, he heard a voice.

"Shin, look out!" somebody called.

Vocalist snapped out from his daydreaming, to look for that person, who called him, only to see bright light of an incoming car...

* * *

Shin someone's arm wrapping around him, then he rolled with that someone to the sidewalk. He blinked. He saw pair of scared eyes belonging to no one other than his Angel. Car, that almost hit him, didn't even stop.

"Mitsukai?" asked Shin, sitting on a sidewalk.

"Shin, could you watch for yourself a little more?" asked Angel with a low voice. "And don't scare me so much?"

"You're afraid of me anyway." said Shin.

"It's not like that." disagreed Mitsukai. "I'm scarred that if someone from PSC sees me, they'll tell Takeru that I didn't leave the town and he'll start coming to my house again. And he'll want to... You know, what that pervert wants, right? And he's not gentle. Believe me. That's why I left the band. To run away from that idiot."

"You're Mitsuru?" asked Shin.

Now he knew, why he seemed familiar to him.

"Right, you're from ViViD, so you didn't know me for too long." noticed Mitsuru

"You were running away from me, because I'm from PSC?" it only came across to Shin. "Takeru is a complete idiot. I would never give you away! I also know that he's more horny than Ko-ki. You think he came only to you?"

"I thought so." said Mitsuru. "Good you didn't agree, you'd regret this. I spent one night with him and then he thinks I'm his property."

"No wonder you left the band." said Shin. "Wanna walk with me around the park?"

"If you want to." Mitsuru smiled and gave Shin his hand, to help him get up.

They were walking for a few minutes, but only now, Mitsuru decided to speak first.

"Why did you want to talk with me so much?" he asked.

Shin looked at him, embarassed.

"You wouldn't wonder, why someone is running away from you?" he replied.

"At some point I'd begon to wonder." answered Mitsuru.

"At some point you stopped running away, when it was just me." noticed Shin. "Today, you ran away from Ivu, right?"

Mitsuru stopped. He looked at Shin and smiled lightly.

"You know, I wanted to approach you." he said, then started to walk again. "But I was afraid, you'll tell about me Takeru."

"Takeru is a fool." repeated Shin. "You need to be treated gently, like a delicate precious."

"Precious?" asked Mitsuru. "What are you trying to tell me?"

"That since one of those days I saw you in a shop, you're appearing in my dreams." answered Shin and looked Mitsuru straight in the eyes. "Is it enough, or do I have to say something about you angelic beauty?"

They stopped. Wind got stronger and messed aroung with hair of both calm Shin and shocked Mitsuru.

"Mitsukai, you do exist and you're standing in front of me." whispered Shin, embracing Mitsuru. "Your name is Mitsuru and you were SuG's drummer. I knew about you for so long, but fate just now crossed our paths."

"I can tell, you're vocalist." also whispered Mitsuru. "But is Mitsuru really my name?"

"I hope I'll know it soon." Shin played with drummer's hair.

He smiled lightly and kissed him. Mitsuru embraced Shin in his waist and gave back his kiss. He stepped back, looking at him for a while, the he was the one kissing him.

When they both were already lying ona a couch in Shin's home, and playing with eachother's hair, they comepletely forgot that few hours earlier they didn't knew their real names, ans vocalist did not know, who's his Angel.

* * *

Shin went into practice room, humming "Precious". Rest of the band looked at him surprised.

"Why are you so happy?" asked Ryoga. Shin smiled lightly.

"Let's just say I found my way to heaven." he replied.

"You'll be in hell if we won't start now." said Reno.

"I'd doubt I'll let that happen." said Mitsuru, while standing in the doorway.

"B...b...but...it's...Mitsuru?" mumbled Reno, not knowing what to do with himself.

"Mitsuru is your Angel?" asked Ko-ki, who was feeling drowsy, behind his drumset.

Maybe Iv made him that tea again.

"Yeah." Shin smiled again. "He can stay here, right?"

"If he won't defocus you." Reno shrugged.

Mitsuru sat on the couch, having his eyes set on Shin.

Suddenly, the door opened wide. Takeru without question barged in.

"Mitsuru, you're alive. How cool." Takeru smiled in a little perverted way.

Mitsuru curled, like he was trying to protect himself.

"Takeru, go away." Shin approached Takeru and looked at him from above.

"Shin, what's going on?" Reno was completely confused.

"Your stupid vocalist claimed what's mine." explained Takeru.

Shin sighted, turned around, then hit Takeru with his fist at full force. SuG's vocalist lost his balance and fallen on the floor, touching his injured lip after a while. Mitsuru stood up and run to Shin, who was still shaking, while rest of ViViD froze in shock.

"Mitsuru is not your property." said Shin. "He's not a thing. He's a living human. You should finally learn to respect people's feelings. Now go away as I told you to."

"I... I... I... yes." Takeru got up quickly, and gone so fast, he almost hit the door.

Shin sighted deeply and smilled a liitle teasingly.

"Something tells me, Mitsukai, that Takeru won't get close to you anymore." he said to Mitsuru. "So? Shall we start that practice?"

Reno only noded his head.

The end