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Wednesday, 7 December 2022

Waiting for the Moon

Band: Alice Nine&Kagrra,, mentioned 168 -one sixty eight- and Migimimi sleep tight

Pairing: Tora&Akiya, Isshi&Nao, Izumi&Shin, mentioned Ao&Ryohei

Rating: 17+

Genre: romance, fantasy, drama, AU

Warnings: magic, violence, death

Note: Tora tells his student a story about him and his teacher. A long, long story.


"I realized that I've never told you about him. Not because I didn't want to tell you more than you should know. I think that memories were still too fresh and painful. But now, when I lay here and I feel the drop of water slipping over my forehead, I have to finally tell you this story.


It was a normal day, like the one before. I woke up, ate my breakfast and went to work. Clients were moody and grumpy as always. My boss too. I got used to it. It was like this for such long time, that it was already boring to me.


I looked at my watch. I didn't even know, when the time had passed.


"It's getting dark" I mumbled under my breath, wiping the table top at the bar.


Don't laugh at me. Yes, I was a bartender. And it was in an inferior pub, where usually only drunkards or other life losers visit, and those smarter clients treated me like a therapist. And sometimes even a psychiatrist.


One customer's glass toppled over the table, another tripped over the chair, falling on the floor. Standard.


At that moment, the door opened and I suddenly felt something strange. The sweet scent of vanilla spread all over my body. I looked up and froze.


In the doorway stood a man in his twenties with gentle features... Scratch that, he was all gentle and I think that if he had been dressed in a dress, after a minor makeup treatment and other wonders of today's world, he could look like a woman.


He looked around and I was still staring at him like into a picture. Stop laughing, you've never seen him! You know very well that I'm bisexual, so be quiet. Just for a while.


Back to my story. He didn't fit this place at all. He was elegant, moved gracefully, and didn't look like 90% of my clients. I wondered, what was he doing here.


He shook his head disapprovingly as he walked to the bar. He sat down in a chair and began, as if it were normal for his age, to swing his legs carelessly.


Yes, now you can laugh.


"Do you want something to drink?" I asked with an emotionless voice.


I've learned after all these years that drunkards would be more afraid of lack of emotions that of screams and anger. I could even say that I was a secret weapon of my nervous boss.


He looked at me and smiled. I lost balance for a moment, but I had to come back to my senses.


"What do you recommend?"


The question caught me off guard. Usually after the words "Do you want some drink?" the client would say "Sake, you idiot, you don't know, how shitty my life is".


Then he would proceed to tell me all about his lack of money, wife, children, work, good relationships with people, interrupted only by questioning glances in my direction, to which I answered briefly and to the point.


"You know, I worked here for ten years and I've never heard this question" I laughed, showing my emotions at work for the first time in a long time.


Regular customers looked at me as if I was an idiot, just as they had been looking at my interlocutor for several minutes.


"Ah, yes" he smiled, resting his head on his hand. "What work, such interlocutors, as you can see."


He looked at the rest of clients with disgust. It was his mistake.


"I won't let some fucking prince mock me!" yelled Kaoru, a drunkard, who seemed to have been here forever.


Two other guys literally grabbed my interlocutor from his chair and threw him to the floor. And that, my dear, was their mistake.


The vanilla scent I could still smell suddenly became even more intense. Banira Ouji, as I started to call him, hit one of the guys trying to punch him and stood up. I'll skip the little bit, where this drunkard landed on the other end of the bar, okay? Now more importantly, Banira Ouji, like Bruce Lee or some other Chuck Norris, knocked down every drunkard, who tried to hurt him. Smarter customers fled, but the drankards didn't give up. So Banira Ouji jumped on... No, not on the table. On the ceiling. Yes, on the ceiling. From there, he jumped on Kaoru, who, as it turned out later, broke his shoulder with this stunt. Everyone scattered off, and Banira Ouji just dusted himself off, brushed his hair back, and sat back down at the bar.


"Where did we left off our conversation?" he smiled slightly, but I was still in a dumb shock.


He used to come to this pub for the next several days. Kaoru was in the hospital, everyone was afraid to even approach Ouji. Only I remembered "the ceiling thing", the drunkards were either too drunk or considered it to be drunken visions.


Ah, and I almost forgot. We finally introduced ourselves.


His name was Akiya.


* * *


"I have a question for you" said Akiya, rocking the glass with a pear drink he loved. "When does your shift ends?"


"I start at twelve and finish at midnight, then my workmate comes" I said.


Akiya nodded.


"Couldn't you make an appointment with your boss that you will only work during the day?" he asked after a long moment.


"Why?" I was surprised.


At this moment one client, who wasn't a drunkard, stood up and left his table.


"I need you at night night" explained Akiya and suddenly became serious.


It was literally a moment. The customer lunged at Akiya, who took a pocket knife out from his pocket, unfolded it, and stabbed the guy in the shoulder. There were screams and when the customer turned into a wolf and whimpered, then escaped through the ajar door, everyone froze in shock.


"What the hell was that?!" I yelled.


Akiya grabbed my hand and pulled me from the bar.


"They found us" he replied, leaving the club with me, still holding my hand.


"Us?! He attacked you!"


"He attacked me, but it was your scent that brought him there. You can't hide it" explained Akiya, dragging me towards some building.


"Dude, what smell?!" I tried to tear my hand away, but I failed.


"Cinnamon" Akiya replied.


"I don't smell any cinnamon!" I screamed, when we entered some old tenement house and started walking up the stairs.


"And I don't smell vanilla" he replied after a moment, taking the keys out of his pocket. "Come in."


He pushed me into a small, two-room apartment. He slammed the door shut and pulled me into the room that contained a couch, armchair, table, a black segment and a television.


"Sit down" he pushed me onto a sofa. "And listen to me."


"I'll accuse you of kidnapping me! What were you thinking?!" I was outraged.


"Do you want to know what was that or not?" asked Akiya.


I sighed heavily and nodded my head.


"It was a familiar."


"What?"


"Animal, which can change into human" Akiya looked out the window. "The reverse of the animons. These are people turning into animals. It's easy to recognize who's who. Familiars don't talk, animons usually try to gain the victim's trust first..."


"What are you talking about?!" I screamed.


Ah, how long I haven't screamed. Yes, it was sarcasm.


"Stop yelling at last" Akiya let out a long sigh. "And control your anger, because they'll sense you again. I don't think I've ever felt such an intense aroma of cinnamon."


"I don't smell cinnamon!"


"But you smell the vanilla, don't you?"


I thought for a moment. This fragrance became my everyday life, I finally saw Akiya every day. I stopped paying attention to it.


"Well... Just... Why this..." I couldn't find words, which started to annoy me a bit. "Why was that familiar looking for me?


"He was hungry and ordinary people don't interest him, apparently" Akiya smiled.


I frowned.


"Who are you?" I asked after a long silence.


"The Key" he replied shortly.


"Yes, and I'm the keychain" I snorted.


He laughed.


"What's so funny now?"


"That's how you call the Helper, when you want to piss them off" he explained.


"And you laugh, because...?"


"Because you are."


"Who?"


"A Helper."


"And that's why I stink like cinnamon?" this conversation was starting to tire me.


"Not you, just your energy" Akiya corrected me.


I hit my face with my hand.


"Energy" I repeated. "Akiya, explain to me now, who I am."


"You're my Helper. The Key always has a Helper. When the Key dies, the Helper becomes the new Key and must find his Helper."


"So your Key is dead?" I asked.


"My Helper just died" replied Akiya, fiddling with his fingers nervously. "I've been the Key for quite a long time. For about... fifty years."


"You don't look that old" I noticed.


"The moment our powers activate, we stop aging" explained Akiya. "You are talking to seventy-six-year-old man at the moment."


"Cool" I rubbed my temples, wondering what else I will find out. "So what are the Keys for?"


"And that's the question I've been waiting for" Akiya smiled brightly. "Apart from our world, there is another one, inhabited by vampires, werewolves, demons, angels of death, chimeras, animons and familiars. There are some trolls and other ogres too, but they're usually too stupid to walk through the Door."


"What door for fuck's sake?" I frowned.


"A Door that leads from one dimension to another, of course" Akiya continued. "There are Keys and Helpers on the other side too. The Black Key dies the moment the Door opens, so it's not that easy to persuade them to use their power. The White Key locks them so that no nasty stuff gets into the world, and then chases those who did."


"If a Black Key dies opening a Door, how does the White Key return to their dimension?"


I didn't understand, what the hell he was talking about. I even didn't believe him, but I had at least something to do. My life was really boring back then.


"We're sending an astral projection" replied Akiya. "The Door can only be opened in our dimension and closed in the other."


"Are there a lot of these Keys?" I asked, laying back on the couch.


"Four per country" he replied after a moment. "Everyone has one Helper. Sometimes, though very rarely, both of them die on a mission. Then the Helper becomes active and the closest Key takes care of them. They train this Helper, then diethe first time they go through the Door after finding them."


"Why?" I was surprised.


"There must be four Keys and four Helpers, if the balance is unstable, the Door tries to fix it and the Key dies immediately as its astral projection returns to the body. This is how the girl who was my Key died."


"Were you her first Helper or her second?"


"Second one" he replied after a moment. "In fact... I'm the youngest Key ever."


"How old were you when you became the Key?" I became interested.


"Twenty-nine" he replied.


"And you had a Helper, right?"


"Yes" he nodded. "He died saving me while I was outside the Door. Well... That's what you are for. To protect us when we go there. Astral projections move very slowly. Time seems to run normally, but it usually takes about fifteen minutes to close the Door. Unfortunately, then we loose a control of scent energy and all these nasty things sense us. And they want to stop us. Although the death of the Helper is really rare. Very rare. Before my previous Helper died, such an incident had happened several hundred years ago. Not counting, of course, those times when both the Helper and the Key died."


"Do you miss him?" I asked, though after a while I realized it was a very tactless question. "Sorry, I didn't mean to..."


"Relax" Akiya smiled sadly. "He was my friend. He once confessed his love to me, but then he got over it and fell in love with someone else."


"Wait, your Helper was..."


"Bisexual, yes" Akiya sat down in the chair. "I don't know if he really loved me back then or just wanted to have sex."


He spoke about it with such calmness as if it was everyday life for him.


"I understand" I nodded. "And you really think I'll believe you? Keys, Doors, some nasty stuff from another dimension... Nonsense."


"Interesting, I've been talking here for a dozen or so of minutes, and you consider it nonsense?" Akiya frowned.


I was confused. After all, I said I understood, so how did he know I didn't believe him?


"Where did this conclusion come from?" I asked stunned. "Oh Izanami, he must be some kind of madman, I'm afraid of him, he will stab me..."


"I won't stab you up" Akiya laughed.


"Okay, Tora, calm down, everything will be fine, these are just coincidences..."


"Tora?" Akiya looked at me with slight interest. "I thought your name was Amano Masashi."


"Tora is my..." I paused.


I didn't tell him what they called me, I just...


"I thought about it."


"Something is starting to get to you?"


"You're reading my mind" I said slowly, drawing out each syllable.


"Yes, I have been doing this since the beginning of our conversation. I was wondering, when will you find out" he smiled radiantly, showing me once again that for him it is really everyday life. "So, Tora, do you want to know what we can do?"


"It would be nice. Start talking about jumping over the ceiling" I said, folding my arms over my chest.


This is how I learned that the Keys can cause astral projections, jump several meters up and into the distance, are agile, fast and can communicate telepathically, show their memories to others and penetrate the minds of others. The skills of the Helpers are the same, but weaker by half, for example, if the Key will jump eighteen meters, tthe Helper will only jump nine.


I found out that I like such a variety in my life.


* * *


"Hello?" I picked up my phone, which suddenly rang.


"AMANO!" oh shit. "WHERE ARE YOU?! DID YOU REALLY JUST LEFT YOUR JOB JUST LIKE THAT?! DO YOU WANNA LOOSE IT?"


"I'm sorry, it was an emergency situation" I said, glaring at Akiya.


"Ugh, come back here now or you can say farewell to your job. If I won't see you there in FIVE MINUTES, you can submit your CV to a brothel!" my dear boss muttered and hung up.


"I'm in trouble because of you" I announced, and Akiya only sighed. "Anything else that might be useful to me now?"


"No, but I can go and justify you," Akiya smiled brightly.


After a few minutes we were in front of the bar. My boss looked at me like he was about to murder me.


"Can you explain to me why you left your job unattended?" he asked.


I wanted to say something, but I suddenly felt that vanilla scent becoming stronger. I looked at Akiya. His eyes were glowing with golden light. My boss stood still for a while, then shook his head.


"Amano? What are you doing here? What am I doing here?" my boss turned around and stared at me.


"Tell him to change your working hours from 8am to 8pm" Akiya told me telepathically. "Don't make such a face, Tora. You have to get used to it."


"You wanted to talk to me about changing my working hours" I finally replied.


"Is that so?" my boss rubbed his temples. "How?"


"8am to 8pm" I said calmly. "You also suggested that it would be good to hire a third employee, who would work from 7am to 3pm. My shift would be between 3pm and 11pm, and Kenyo's shift would be between 11pm and 7am.


"You think well, Tora" said Akiya. "And what? Will I be the new employee?"


"New employee?"


I nodded. The boss thought for a moment, then froze again.


"Ah, yes, I remember already. I think I need to buy some memory pills. You're the new one, right?"


My boss looked at Akiya, who just nodded.


"Okay, but where is Kenyo?" asked the boss after a while.


"He didn't answer the phone" I said, smiling slightly.


"Oh yes, yes, right" the boss rubbed his temples with his hand. "Okay, Amano, go back to the bar, we'll talk to Kenyo tomorrow. Yes, yes. Drops for memory loss. And pills."


My boss left me and Akiya in peace.


"We're moving out in seven years" announced Akiya.


"Why?"


"People will suspect something is wrong if we stay here" explained Akiya. "Oh, and you start your training tomorrow."


You won't be sad, if I don't tell you about our conversation with Kenyo and events in our bar, right? It's not interesting and I don't have a time for this.


My training started exactly after I left work this day. If I knew, what was waiting for me...


"Tora! You're too slow! You won't catch up with a vampire and you'd eventually get your hand bitten off by a werewolf" Akiya looked at me.


I was already doing my twentieth lap on this goddamn track, and he still was complaing about my results.


I also couldn't deal with hitting the target with knives. I fell off the climbing wall several times. I stumbled over all these makeshift fences. Well, it wasn't much fun.


"You're in a very bad condition, Tora" said Akiya, stopping a stopwatch. "That's enough for today, we're gonna go home."


We were living at his place now. My old apartament was sold, because we wanted more money.


After a few weeks I finally heard that we're going on mission. Even if I didn't know, what was he talking about.


"So, Akiya, what we'll be doing on this mission?" I asked, when we turned onto the road leading to the suburbs.


"You probably never listen to me" Akiya sighed. "The Door is open, we have to close it."


"How do you know the Door is open?"


"I can feel it" replied Akiya as we entered some empty square.


I was expecting everything, but not that the Door would just stand there... Well, it was strange.


"Akiya, am I the only one who can see it?" I pointed to the Door.


The Key chuckled.


"Tora, meet the Door. Door, meet Tora" this time he laughed even louder.


I shook my head with a disapproval.


We came closer. Akiya sat cross-legged on the concrete and closed his eyes.


"Now the time will be frozen for normal people. Watch over me" he announced.


After a while, I felt vanilla energy almost knock me off my feet. I saw the other Akiya starting to walk slowly towards the Door.


But I didn't have time to watch it. For I heard a strange whistle, as if something had cut the air.


I turned around. I saw something looking like a demon. The creature was humanoid, with black wings, claws, long fangs, and red eyes. After a while, I also noticed a rat's tail waving. It was this thing who made that strange noise.


I took a knife out of my bag and threw it at the demon.


I missed.


I took out a second one.


I missed again.


I was successful the third time.


The creature howled and fell to the asphalt. I walked over to it and prodded it with my foot. It wasn't a good idea.


Fortunately, that day I put on military boots, which my late father left for me, so the claws of this monster didn't pierce my foot.


I killed it with my sword, which made it's body disappear. Akiya told me that when you kill a dimensional being, it automatically returns to it. Even if it's just a pile of ash.


I sat down. I thought that being a Helper wasn't that hard. You sit and kill those, who try to get your Key. You know what I forgot about, don't you?


This demon was a first one because it was the closest. And the rest that got out? Exactly.


The rest of the creatures asked to notice their presence after a few minutes. That way, I learned at the same time, what angels of death, vampires and werewolves look like, and how animons differ from familiars.


To answer this question: practically not at all, only familiars have pointy ears. Elves or what?


As already mentioned, all creatures disappear shortly after their death, so there was no trace of these two vampires left.


Angel of Death seemed a little surprised when I cut him in half. His companion, too.


The animon tried to open the Door, because he seemed scared. I felt sorry for killing him, so I didn't. He ran away with his familiar, while I was busy with three werewolves. I don't think they liked me. Especially the one who leaned over me, spitting on my face.


I pushed him away and tried to get up, but then his friend became interested in me. He jumped on me and... something I didn't foresee happened.


Two white combat boots painfully bounced off my arms. The brown-haired person shot the werewolf with a pistol and landed on their legs. Someone grabbed my shirt and helped me up.


"And what, Keychain? Dog wanted to eat you?" black-haired man laughed, staring into my brown eyes.


He smelled of cinnamon. Was he the Helper?


The second werewolf was knocked to the ground by Helper's black combat boot. The Key shot the animal and looked at me with a radiant smile.


"I'm glad that we didn't come back to our area yet. But the Door would probably open there in short time" said the Key.


"Evil never sleeps, only keeps watch" added the Helper. "Are you a new Akiya's Keychain?"


"You're also a Helper, so why..." I started, but the Key interrupted me.


"Don't even try to force him to change his behavior, I have been trying for several hundred years and still failed" his brown eyes shone with a joyful glow.


They were like yin and yang. The Key was almost petite, even if he was tall, with feminine facial features. He was constantly chuckling or smiling and his clothes were white. His hair were curly and brown. I didn't see dark roots, so he probably was in some part not Japanese. Well, so am I.


The Helper wasn't petite, though slim. His hands were slender, almost feminine. His eyes were black and so sad that it seemed to be an abyss of despair. His long, black hair was tied back with a clasp at the back of his head. He was completely serious, and even when he laughed, it seemed quite grotesque. And he was dressed all in black.


"What are you doing here?" Akiya's voice pulled me from my thoughts.


He closed the Door and now he stood in front of us, vissibly confused.


"We're saving your Keychain's ass" replied the Helper.


Akiya sighed.


"I knew it's too early for him."


"Aki, he was amazing, but you know, three werewolves are a littlle... Too much for one person" the Key defended me.


"Three werewolves? And you are alive?" Akiya walked to me and looked at my clothes.


They were a little torn.


"I'm okay" I replied.


Akiya turned around to the Key and the Helper.


"By the way, that's Amano Masashi, known as Tora" he pointed on me. "Tora, they're Naoki Yamada and Hitoshi Shinohara, known as Nao and Isshi."


"Welcome to our group, Tora-chan!" Nao laughed shortly and bowed slightly.


"You're going to be a Keychain for me, but nice to meet you" said Isshi emotionlessly, smiling a little fake, then bowed.


"Nice to meet you too" I said, bowing.


"Maybe we'll take you somewhere as a thank you for the rescue?" suggested Akiya.


"Let's get ice cream!" exclaimed Nao, jumping up and down with glee. "Shino, Shino, can you buy me strawberry ice cream?"


"Yamiyo..." Isshi's legs buckled slightly as Nao jumped onto his back. "Of course I'll buy you. Though it won't be good for my spine."


"I saw an ice cream shop nearby" I said.


"Ice cream shop? Yay!" Nao seemed delighted. "Giddy-up, horsey! Giddy-up!"


I hit my face with my hand. Akiya just laughed.



* * *


When we returned home, it was almost dawn. I left the bathroom and saw Akiya sitting on the windowsill and looking at the sunset.


"What happened, Akiya?" I asked, knowing that he's sad.


"Should I tell you or show you?"


"What?" I frowned, but quickly reflected.


After all, it was his power.


"You can show it if you don't want to talk..."


I didn't even finish the sentence, when I smelled the vanilla scent and found myself in the same square from which we had just returned. I could smell the cinnamon. I turned around, though I didn't want to.


"Aoi?" I called him.


Wait, it wasn't my voice, it was Akiya's voice. So this is how it's liike, to see someone else's memories?


Akiya ran to some young man, who was laying in the puddle of blood, unconscious.


"Aoi? Aoi, wake up!" Akiya's voice was filled with despair, which I felt.


I felt, saw and heard everything.


"Aoi!"


Aoi opened his blurry eyes and looked at Akiya.


"Chimera" he whispered, smiling weakly. "I killed it. I did it."


"You fool, you should have ran away!" Akiya picked Aoi up and stood up. "We're going home."


"Akiya?" Aoi closed his eyes, still breathing. "Can I ask you something?"


"Yes."


"Can you tell Ryohei that I love him and I'm sorry that I won't be able to tell him this again?" Aoi's voice was getting weaker and weaker.


"What are you...?" Akiya blinked.


"Can you tell him?"


"Yes" replied Akiya.


"Thank you" Aoi opened his eyes again. "I'm gonna be the Key, right?"


"Yes, you'll be the best Key" nodded Akiya.


Aoi smiled fondly.


"I'm your Helper. I have to protect you. If I lose, I would become the Key. And I would have my own Helper. And they'll have to protect me."


"Don't talk, you're losing your energy" said Akiya.


Cinnamon's scent was also getting weaker and weaker.


"I'll be the Key, right?" asked Aoi, cuddling to Akiya.


He looked at him with a slight surprise.


"Shinobu..." he whispered.


Could that be the real name of this Helper?


"I'll be the Key, right, Akiya?" Aoi asked again, then closed his eyes.


Akiya then felt Aoi's breath stop hitting his chest and he stopped feeling his Helper's heartbeat. After a very short moment, Aoi crumbled, turning into brown dust. Into cinnamon.


Akiya looked up. In front of him, among the swirling in the air cinnamon, stood Aoi's soul.


"I won't be the Key" he said and started crying. "Goodbye, Akiya."


"Shinobu!" Akiya ran to him and wanted to catch his friend, but Aoi already disappeared.


Akiya bowed his head and fell to his knees. He was crying and I could feel his tears. And something else. The smell of cinnamon, but different than Aoi's and completely different than Isshi's. I figured it belonged to me.


"Today is the anniversary" announced Akiya, when I smelled vanilla's scent again. "You asked me before, if I miss him. Yes. I miss him a lot."


I looked up. I walked to Akiya and hugged him. I felt how his tears made my shirt wet. I didn't care about it. Theost important thing for me was that I could conform him.


I remember the first time, when we had to move out. It was strange. I got used to this place.


"Hey, Akiya? How are Helpers selected, anyway?" I asked, wrapping another plate in a bubble wrap.


"They must be between 20 and 29 years old, they can't have parents, the siblings must live in another city, they must be local" replied Akiya, putting Aoi's photo in the box.


"The locals?"


"Yes. Do you know, why there are only four Keys and Helpers?"


"No, why?"


"The Door open in only four places in each country" replied Akiya, smiling slightly. "So there are about six hundred in total. Aoi didn't ask so many questions..."


"It would be nice, if you finally stopped comparing me to him" I growled, standing up.


I was sick of this.


"Don't you think that if he had asked, he wouldn't have died?"


"Tora!" Akiya's expression gave me an unpleasant shiver.


The Key looked like he was about to cry.


"Do you really understand anything?"


"What am I supposed to understand?" I asked calmly.


"Do you really can't see it? Do you really think my first words about Aoi to you meant something that never happened?"


Suddenly I remembered our first conversation about Keys and Helpers.


"He was my friend. He once confessed his love to me, but then he got over it and fell in love with someone else."


"Wait, your Helper was..."


"Bisexual, yes. I don't know if he really loved me then or just wanted to have sex."


"You didn't reject him. You slept with him" I said slowly.


"Yes. I'm not straight" Akiya sat down on the floor. "But I won't tell a person I have just met, "Hello, listen, I'm bisexual, watch out, because I may fall in love with you"."


"Did you love Aoi?" I asked, crouching next to Akiya.


He looked up at me.


"I didn't love him" he said firmly. "I only slept with him twice. A few years before his death. Because believe me, he has looked innocent on very few occasions. When he met someone new, when he was sleeping and when he was dying. Anyway, I'll show you, when he had nothing to do with innocence."


I wanted to protest, but I felt that vanilla's scent got more intense and I saw things that I shouldn't see.


And then I felt Akiya's lips on my own. I didn't push him away, but put an arm around him and hugged him tightly.


* * *


I woke up in the morning, feeling warm sunshine on my face. After a while I realized that I'm naked and I should dress up.


I blinked. Akiya was sleeping next to me. He was covered with a quilt and looked as beautiful as always. Well, when I fell in love with him? At the first sight? I think so.


Strands of hair fell over his face, and his fingers were clenched on the pillow as if he were dreaming about something. I wanted to try to look at his mind. I was curious what he was dreaming about and practicing my skills is always good.


Amazingly, I made it. I was Akiya and I was standing in some empty house looking around.


"Shinobu, wake up, we have to hurry" he announced.


He was dreaming about Aoi? Why?


Akiya entered some room. There was a bed in it and two people under the white sheets. Aoi and some... Some... You know, at that point I had no idea what was a gender of that person.


"Wake up, Shinobu, or I'll kick you!" screamed Akiya, smiling.


Aoi and this second person fell off the bed to the floor. It was probably painful.


"Why you didn't wake us up more gently?" asked Aoi.


He was covered with a quilt. His partner covered himself with a sheet, but he was doing it fir so long that I finally could tell his gender.


"Always, when we're moving out, Ryohei and Yumi are running up here three days earlier, then you and he don't get out of bed for three nights and so on" sighed Akiya.


Aoi shook his head.


"We'll see, what ywill ou do, when you'll fall in love" Aoi laughed.


Ryohei laughed too and then...


...I felt a hit on the cheek.


"Are you looking into my dreams? Really?" Akiya glared at me.


"You have dirty mind" I rubbed my sore cheek.


"It was just a memory. I don't know why I remembered it today" replied Akiya, sitting up.


"Who is Ryohei?" I asked.


Akiya smiled sadly.


"Ryohei was a Key. He sacrificed himself protecting his Helper, when she told him that Aoi is dead. If Shinobu had survived, he probably would have found another way to save her. But he just wanted to be with his beloved one" explained Akiya. "Maybe I dreamed of it, because of the words Aoi said?"


"Maybe" I shrugged. "Izumi and Shin are late, aren't they?"


"No, we're not late!" we heard Izumi's voice behind the door. "But when we were looking for you, unfortunately we found you at a time, when your quilt slipped from you and uncovered you. You have no choice, but to buy Hashi tea to calm him down. But if you have one, please show me the place where you keep it, because I haven't been able to find it for an hour, although I searched though all the cupboards."


In short, my dear - Shin was the shyest, most timid and easiest to embarrass person I knew. I met Shinichirou Izumida and Shin Hashidani on one of the missions, when so many evil creatures came to us that we couldn't win with them by ourselves, so the Door sent us help in form of them, Isshi and Nao. Yumi and Adori seemed to be a bit busy as the Door didn't teleport them.


Believe me, Nao's face, when he found himself in the middle of the square, in a violet apron stained with flour, was priceless. The door had to get him out of the kitchen. I wonder what it would be like if he was just taking a bath?


Stop laughing! I'm not as perverted as you think... Or am I?


"Shin, the calming tea is in the cupboard in the bathroom" told him Akiya, pulling the white dressing-gown off the chair and putting it on that almost perfect body. "What are you looking at?"


"Nothing, I sometimes like to admire your beauty" I replied, stretching lazily.


Akiya shook his head disapprovingly and went to look for some unpacked items.


Already bathed and dressed, we sat down to the breakfast, which Izumi made. Ah, those Izumi's pancakes. I miss them so much.


Shin didn't look at us until Akiya stabbed him with a fork. He looked at us and immediately blushed, making me laugh. Akiya reacted by hitting his face with his hand. Izumi just smiled a little and shook his head in helplessness.


In fact, they were their complete opposite. Izumi was easy-going, always smiling and chubby. Shin was shy, often serious and skinny as a skeleton. They were about the same height, so I looked down at them.


"It's good that you finally got together" said Izumi, pouring tea into the blue cup. "We already made a bet with Isshi, who would die first, before one of you finally confesses their feelings."


Have I told you already that Shin was the Key and he was friends with Nao and Akiya? And with Yumi, ex-Helper of Ryohei.


"Isshi was sure that I would die first, right?" I asked, sipping my tea.


Yes" Izumi nodded as he placed a piece of pancake on his fork. "But not because he doesn't like you, but because he just seems to like Akiya more. And..."


Izumi sighed. I looked at him, curious. I had no idea, what he wanted to say.


"And?"


"Akiya isn't the only one, who misses Aoi, Tora" said Shin. "You know, everyone thought and even was sure that Aki would be the first one to die. The Key should die before the Helper. He was the first one after hundreds of years."


"The Key before the Helper..." I repeated and realized something horrible. "Akiya... You're gonna die before me, right?"


Akiya seemed offended for a moment, because he probably thought that I was afraid of losing my life, but then he realized that I was afraid of something else. I was afraid that I would lose... him.


"Masashi..." he whispered so quiet that we almost didn't hear him.


On one mission, we adopted a familiar. Do you nderstand? The Key and the Helper taking in a familiar - a kitten that turns into a little girl. We were like a family. Then another familiar appeared - a dog. Isshi and Nao had about eight at one point. Five dogs and three cats, as I remember correctly. Izumi and Shin had a mouse. And Yumi and Adori had so much "people" at home that I lost count. It was so cute. As if we were pretending to be a family we couldn't have.


I remember Akiya being attacked on the other side on some mission. There was no one there at the time, so I was sitting in front of him. Imagine this - you're sitting still, looking at your beloved one in a half-asleep state, and suddenly his shirt is tearing on his shoulder, and the blood is spurting on your face. It was so strange and scary at the same time that I stopped breathing for a moment.


"Akiya!" I called him finally, trying to wake him up.


I forgot that it won't work, until he wakes up himself. I hugged him and I was sitting there, frightened as much as I was afraid of even moving.


I felt the blood flowing on my fingers. So the Keys are dying like this everytime? Attacked on the other side. Without a chance to get help. We have to protect them here, there they were alone.


"Masashi, I can't come back" I heard suddenly. "I'm too tired. You have to give me more of your energy."


"More?"


"This hug helped me a lot. You're smart, I didn't tell you about it" I saw Akiya's smile in my mind. "Kiss me."


"Of course" I replied, moving away from him. I put hands on his cheeks and kissed him.


He came back after a while. He looked at me, being sorry and fainted. He was hurt, but his wound wasn't as bad as mine now. After few days he felt better. Since this day I knew, what to do, if something would attack him on the other side and how to bring him back.


* * *


Do you know, what? I should tell you about later times. And I mean times, when everything started crumbling to dust.


And it started one beautiful evening, when we were sitting carelessly on the terrace of one of our homes. Several dozen years have passed since I became the Helper. The stars shone with an exceptionally bright glow this night.


"I like this place" said Akiya, stretching lazily. "It's relaxing."


"I think that way too. It's so quiet and..." I paused, when I smelled some strange scent.


Like an opened jar with cherry jam.


In the next moment I stood in the front of unconscious and badly injured Isshi, who was laying on the ground.


"...calm here" I ended my thought, kneeling besides our friend.


It looked bad.


"Tora, take care of him! Me, Izumi and Shin will kill those vampires!" yelled Akiya.


The Door didn't bring Adori and her new Helper there. Yumi died a week earlier, torn apart behind the Door by a pack of werewolves.


I tried to move Isshi to the safe place, but then something appeared. I haven't seen this before. It was big, had a body of lion and a tail of snake. Its body was covered with violet scales. To be honest, I froze in fear. Isshi woke up and slightly opened his eyes. He looked at the monster and flinched, waking up.


"Chimera" he said with such a serious voice that he probably didn't sound like that.


"Chimera?" I blinked.


I've heard this word before.


"Chimera" he whispered, smiling weakly. "I killed it. I did it."


"A chimera killed Aoi" I said quietly, heading back. "Akiya told him that he should left him and run. Why the Door didn't send you then?"


"Aoi was counciouns and I fainted. It's your answer" replied Isshi, looking at a chimera with fear in his eyes.


Isshi stood up, trying to not lose his balance.


"Run, I'm gonna distract it or something. I am the one, who can stop it."


"Are you crazy?!" I growled. "You're hurt already, you're gonna die!"


"It's the only way to save you" said Isshi and almost lost his balance, but I caught him.


"You see? You can't even..."


"Masashi!"


"Shinohara!"


* * *


I woke up after a while. Some liquid was running down my cheek. I didn't know if it was sweat or tears or blood or something else. I opened my eyes and that's when I saw him. Nao, who has already closed the Door, with his arms outstretched, standing in front of the reclining Isshi. Before Nao there was only a stain of green substance, probably chimera's blood, which had already disappeared, and red human blood.


"Yamada" whispered Isshi, catching Nao, when he fell on the ground. "Yamada? Yamada?! YAMADA!"


Akiya ran to me and helped me to stand up. That liquid was my blood. That scar is awesome, right? I got some charisma points because of it.


"What happened?" I asked, looking at Isshi.


"That chimera attacked you just after Nao closed the Door. He protected Isshi and started to attack it with weapons, but it... pierced him through anyway."


"Pierced him through?"


"Yes. With its paw. Their favourite way of killing" Akiya's voice cracked.


We ran to Isshi and Nao. Or I should say, Nao's shadow.


"Don't cry, Shinohara" Nao smiled weakly, wiping tears from Isshi's cheek. "It's not like we won't meet again."


"But..."


"I love you, Shino. I'm going to wait for you in the afterlife. And we're going to meet again, when you'll become vanilla flowers, okay?"


"Yamada..."


"What?"


"Why did you do this?" asked Isshi.


"Shinohara, you're inquisitive and not very guesswork" Nao sighed. "I told you that I love you, silly boy. I have been telling you this for several hundred years. Such a reason isn't enough?"


"But I should have made the sacrifice! I was supposed to protect you!" Isshi hugged Nao to him.


"Shino..."


"I love you, Yamiyo. I can't imagine you won't be there" said Isshi.


I embraced Akiya, who was trembling with muffled sobs. Shin was openly crying. Izumi held him against him, stroking his head. He also had tears streaming down his cheeks.


"It's funny how you still have the same way of thinking you had five hundred years ago" Nao smiled fondly and kissed Isshi. "You're going to be a good Key, Shinohara."


Strong blow of vanilla energy almost knocked them to the ground. In the air vanilla flowers, were floating, embracing Nao's soul. Isshi looked at him and tried to grab his hand.


"Smile to me, Shinohara" said Nao.


Isshi closed his eyes for a moment and was smiling when he opened them. Maybe a little artificially, maybe through tears, but for Nao. Just for him.


Nao smiled back, turned on his heel, and walked a few steps, then disappeared.


I stopped smelling Nao's vanilla energy. There was a sharper scent, also vanilla, but not that soft. And cinnamon. Another, somewhere in town.


"Isshi, don't move, you're hurt, do you remember?" asked Izumi, running up to him.


The new Key looked at Shin's Helper and laughed weakly.


"I'm useless" he said, then fainted.


And that's how everything started crumbling to dust.


* * *


Adori died a few years later under mysterious circumstances. I never liked her Helper, to be honest. There was always such negative energy emanating from him.


Isshi's Helper had a difficult life with him. He trained her pretty well, but he wasn't niceto her a lot. Though on one occasion she told me something.


"You know, Tora..." started Sakura, sitting next to me.


She was even pretty. She had long hair, tied in two ponytails and wore Gothic Lolita clothes. She was very shy, but she had atletic body and high inteligence.


But we should come back to my conversation with her.


"What?" I asked, when she couldn't find a courage to say more.


"I noticed recently that Isshi was sad. He's always been serious, but then... He was sad, even depressed. I asked him, what happened, but he didn't answer."


"And what happened next?"


"I wanted to go to my room, but he stopped me" replied Sakura, swinging her legs.


She was very short, her feet even didn't touch the floor, when she was sitting on the sofa.


"He told me about his life. How he became the Helper, how he got closer to his Key, how he met you, how Nao died. I felt touched" she clenched her tiny hands in fists. "I started to understand him finally."


Some days later ex-Helper of Adori did something very terrible. I mean, he walked through the Door and opened it just like that, because he came to the conclusion that destroying our world is a very good idea.


I just told you that Adori died under mysterious circumstances, right? Imagine this psychopath killed her! And his Helper wasn't any better, because we found him in front of that Door that this jerk opened. And he had no peaceful intention of facing us.


"Keiyu, listen, I don't know, what Yumehito told you, but fighting with us really isn't a good idea" said Isshi calmly, slowly walking to the Helper.


The Door brought us here just after Yumehito had this brilliant idea of destroying everything.


"Do you really think that I would listen to such old man as you?" asked Keiyu.


Isshi glared at him.


"Yes, shorty" he replied.


Keiyu frowned and started to attack us immediately.


Erm... Sorry, but I should skip this scene, because this fight was really long. Keiyu wasn't so easy to beat, even though he was only a bit taller than Sakura. In fact, I would have bored you to death, if I told you exactly, how we made Keiyu pass out and we could safely think about how to defeat Yumehito here.


"I need to move there" announced Isshi, sitting down in front of the Door. "And you'll protect me with energy. Okay?"


"Isshi, but you'll only be an astral body and he..." started Shin, but Izumi cut him off.


"Hashi, I understand that you're always worried about everyone and everywhere, but that's the only way" he said, placing a hand on Isshi's shoulder.


"Sakura, make sure that this protozoan won't wake up" asked Isshi and closed his eyes.


We were sitting there, waiting for something to happen. At some point I felt something between my fingers. I looked at my hand. His blood was paiting it red. So he was hurt already?


At some point we knew that if we won't do something, he's gonna die.


"Do you hear me, Isshi? Leave him, come back, you won't make it!" called him Akiya, trying to stop the bleeding from one of his wounds. "Wake up!"


But he didn't want to give up. Even if our presence stopped helping him. Even if when Sakura tied Keiyu and put his hands on Isshi, this situation didn't get any better.


And in the end, just before the daybreak, badly injured and unconscious Yumehito materialized in front of the Door. After a long moment Isshi came back to his body and immediately fell into Akiya's arms.


"I prefered to be the Helper" he mumbled, smiling fondly. "Sakura, come here."


The girl blushed and walked to Isshi.


"Do you think that I was a good Key?" asked Isshi.


"You were the best" replied Sakura. "And you still..."


"You're going to be a good Key, Sakurako" said Isshi, smiling radiantly and... his body changed into the vanilla petals.


I turned around, when I felt familliar scent. We saw Nao, who reached out arms towards Isshi and looked at him tenderly.


"I rather expected, my dear Shino, that you would be the Key a little longer" said Nao.


"I had to sacrifice myself for my friends, Yamiyo" Isshi explained, smiling brightly. "Yumehito, I advise you to tell your Helper that he'll be a good Key before you turn into a zombie. Such a delicate suggestion."


"Forget it" growled Yumehito.


"If you turn into a zombie, Keiyu will have to kill you. Just like you killed Adori."


"You better shut up" said Yumehito, still lying on the sidewalk. I guess he was so embarrassed that he lost that he didn't even want to get up.


"Sorry it turned out that way" Isshi turned to us, putting his arm around Nao's waist.


It began to dawn and tiny rays of sunlight illuminated our two friends who waved like children, kissed and vanished into thin air.


Akiya became very depressed after this event. He was reluctant to do missions, he spent most of the time sitting in the window and staring at the starry sky. After the losing Nao, he was smiling less, now he seemed to be doing it only, when he wanted to return a smile.


"You knew they would die one day..." I started one day, when Akiya was back on the windowsill and stopped communicating with the world. "You can't isolate yourself from the world because of this. We're still alive, Aki. They both would like to..."


"Both?" Akiya laughed somehow... empty. "You're just talking about Isshi and Nao. What about Yumi? Adori? Aoi? Ryohei? Chou? They're gone too, you know?! Everyone I love is dead! Do you think it's easy for me?! I wish that now, at this moment, the Door would open and some chimera would attack me! I wish that!"


Our feline familiar turned into his animal form and ran away, terrified by Akiya's hysterical outburst.


"You'll also die" said Akiya. "You're gonna die because of the same reason as Aoi, probably because you would protect me! Because I have to live, others can die in front of my eyes! Why can't I die too?!"


I don't know, how angry I was that I slapped his face. He froze, as if he realized, what he said and what is the real reason of why his cheek hurt.


"Don't say such stupid things again" I growled, then I hugged him. "Please, you can't want to die."


"I'm sorry" he whispered and I felt his tears on my skin after a moment.


Since this day he started to be easy-going again. I thought that now everything was gonna be okay. But I couldn't forsee one thing.


Another death.


* * *


It was late Autumn. Leaves already fell from the trees. It was getting colder and colder.


We've been coming home with Akiya, when we felt strong cherry scent. Just after this we were standing in the front of the Door in another city.


I looked down. I was standing in the puddle of Izumi's blood, who was looking at me with blurry eyes.


"Tora" he whispered, trying to get up, but he fell anyway. "I beg you, help Hashidani, please."


"Akiya, Sakura, Rin and Oni are helping him. Calm down, I have to help you" I said, picking him up.


Oh, you probably don't know, who Rin and Oni were. So, Oni was Keiyu's Helper and Rin was Sakura's Helper. Keiyu was just standing there and staring at us. As if he had no reason of helping us.


"I'm going to take you home and give you some medicine, calm down" I announced, hugging Izumi.


"Forgive me, Tora. I hope that Hashidani..." Izumi stopped suddenly, when Akiya ran to us.


"Izumi, Shin... Wants to talk to you" he said slowly, carefully chosing every word. "Masashi, bring Izumi to the Door."


When we came here, Shin was sitting on the sidewalk and was looking at his fingers. I sat down barely alive Izumi in front of our always embarrased school boy and waited for something to happen.


"You're hurt" whispered Hashidani.


"I'll be okay" Izumi whinced in pain. "Forgive me, Hashi. I couldn't protect you."


"Don't blame yourself" Shin smiled fondly and put a hand on Izumi's shoulder. "You're going to be a good Key, Izumida."


Shin's body changed into vanilla flowers, which now were embracing his soul.


"You died?" Izumi put hand on Shin's cheeks.


"I'm sorry" Shin sighed and turned around.


We saw Isshi and Nao, who walked to him and helped him stand up.


"Don't worry, Izumi. We're going to take care of him" announced Nao, putting his arm over Shin's shoulders.


"I think we're going to come back here" Isshi smiled fondly and waved to us.


All of them... disappeared.


* * *


Now you probably expect a story about how Izumi trained Hanako and how he got over Shin's death, right? Well, it's not that simple. Izumi died shortly after because of his wounds.


"Hashidani" he whispered just before his death.


When he opened his eyes just after closing them suddenly, he did it because of one and only reason.


He had to tell Hanako that she's gonna be a good Key.


I remember how I felt a soft vanilla scent. I turned around and saw Shin, who walked to Izumi's bed and grabbed his lover's hands.


"I didn't have to wait for you for a long time" he said with a bitter-sweet tone.


"But what now? Hanako isn't trained at all..." Izumi looked at the girl.


"Don't worry, Izumida. The Door will figure it out. They won't let her to be a Key" Shin smiled fondly. "I didn't mean anything bad, Hanako."


"It's okay" Hanako shook her head.


"So, we should go. Goodbye, friends" Izumi smiled radiantly.


"Bye bye" Shin waved his hand and disappeared in the air with Izumi.


The Door forced Keiyu to train Hanako. They punished him like this for not helping us, when we tried to save Shin and Izumi.


And Akiya seemed to lose the abillity to smile forever.


* * *


Years passed. The new generation of Keys and Helpers wasn't as close to us as the old one. Time healed our wounds after losing friends, however... We've never laughed with Nao, eating strawberry ice cream, we've never listened to Isshi's interesting stories punctuated by sometimes malicious jokes, we've ner eaten Izumi's pancakes, who then didn't count out, who was supposed to do the dishes and we've never had to calm down Shin, when he was embarrassed by some triviality and we've never heard his shy laugh again.


We missed them very much. We knew they were probably much happier than us, but still... It hurt. It hurt that we would never see them again.


Then that day came. The one where everything lost the matter for me and I have become that grumpy Tora you know.


I remember stabbing a stake through a vampire then. I turned around and saw the first rays of sun reflected in the chimera's scales...


"Masashi!" this scream would stay in my mind forever.


The next thing I remember was me laying on the street. Akiya was leaning over me. The drop of his blood dripped on my cheek. My shirt was also all covered with his blood.


Chimera pulled out its paw from Akiya's body. He fell almost lifeless on me.


"You asshole" I growled, standing up.


Probably if I wouldn't be so mad, I would never defeat this creature.


When chimera died, I've heard clapping behind me. Akiya was sitting on the sidewalk, smiling brightly. He was almost laughing.


"Good job, Masashi. Let's go home" Akiya stood up and walked to me, then he grabbed my hand.


"But... But how?" I was shocked.


I was sure that Akiya was alive, because I didn't understand his behaviour. He laughed and put my hand on his heart.


It was... queit.


"Sorry, Masashi, but I don't want to make such emotional disaster out of you like Nao out of Isshi. It's not my style" he said, following me in our home's direction. "Come on, we'll take a bath, put on pretty clothes and go for a walk. Don't look at me like this, because I'm gonna chuckle."


When we came back home, I sat down in the armchair and I was staring at happy Akiya, who was looking for clean clothes for us. When he found both of clothes' sets, he put them on the sofa, slipped his plain shirt from his shoulders and looked at me.


"Are you going with me?" he asked, giving me his hand.


I grabbed it and I let him follow me to the bathroom as I let him follow me to his flat, when the familiar attacked us hundreds of years ago.


I closed my eyes as I stepped into the warm water. Akiya walked in the tub right after me. I could feel his smooth skin, felt that his body was much cooler than it should be, but in fact he was already dead. He wasn't breathing. His heart wasn't beating. He was like an illusion of that Akiya, who I woke up in the morning with a kiss on the cheek and then brought breakfast to bed. The Akiya, who laughed at my jokes at breakfast, the Akiya, who started another drawing after dinner. The Akiya, who fell asleep while reading the manga and the Akiya, who woke up, when he felt that the Door has opened.


"You're warm, Masashi" whispered Akiya, touching my body with his cold fingers.


"You still feel something?" I was surprised.


"I still have all senses" replied Akiya, closing his eyes.


His fingers were still touching my body and I had a feeling, where they would be in a moment.


"So, if you want to one last time..."


"You don't have to force me to it" I interrupted him and kissed him.


Let me skip the rest. Porn descriptions are probably not something you really want to hear, right? And you laugh again. And laugh, but remember that the first task you got was to clean the bathroom. It's interesting, your face somehow fell, ha ha.


Back to my story. After we got dressed, we went outside. A cool wind blew on our faces. Akiya had a briefcase with a drawing and crayons in his hand. He wanted to finish it. He never liked to leave things unfinished.


Akiya led me up the hill near our house. We sat on the grass. Akiya took care of his drawing while talking to me on various topics. However, he didn't say that sentence that he should have said sooner or later.


"Aki, are you... You know..." I started, looking at him, confused.


"No, I'm not gonna turn into a zombie" he laughed loudly, putting his art on a blanket.


It was done.


"Masashi, I just... Want to see the moon."


"What?"


"Moon, silly boy. For the last time I want to see this pale light" he said, smiling fondly.


"So we have to wait" I said.


It was early afternoon, we had a lot of time.


We laid down on the grass. We were talking, calmly waiting for the moon. And when it finally got dark and a pale glow illuminated our silhouettes, I realized the time had come.


Time to say goodbye.


"Masashi" Akiya sat up and grabbed my hand.


We stood up. I looked in his eyes and kissed him passionately. He moved away and tried not to cry.


"Tears aren't bad in a moment like this" I said quietly, stroking his cheek. "I love you, Akiya."


"I love you too" he said and broke down. "You're going to be a good Key, Masashi."


The vanilla energy wave almost pushed me on my knees. Right, I forgot how strong of a Key Akiya was and how many people told him that. I looked at him. His soul was embraced by vanilla flowers.


And then I saw Izumi and Shin.


"Akiya, my friend" Shin gave him a hand.


"It's time to go" said Izumi, doing the same as Shin.


"See you later, Masashi" whispered Akiya.


Thre of them smiled sadly and disappeared. And I was left alone on the hill, not feeling the smell that had accompanied me for ages. But I felt yours, though I wasn't ready to find you yet. In my hand I was holding a drawing of a red panda sleeping with a tiger in a cat bed. I never understood, what Akiya meant, when he created his paintings.


When I got home, I felt empty inside. I didn't hear Akiya's laugh, the bathroom was still dripping with the water we poured, the cupboards were still open and the clothes were thrown on the washing machine. Even the radio stopped playing, because a CD iside ended playing a long time ago. I laid down on the couch. I realized that I was alone. Even the presence of one of our familiars didn't help. Loneliness embraced my soul and that's why I decided to look for you the next day. You already know the rest of the story, Kyu" Tora sighed, looking at his Helper carefully. "Now what are you going to do with this story?"


"Was Isshi's story, which he told Sakura, simmilar to what I've heard?" asked Kyu, brushing blue locks of hair away off her face.


"Probably, but he said it while he was alive" Tora laughed, sitting up.


Kyu looked at him in horror.


"What?"


"You're going to be a good Key, Kiyomi" Tora smiled radiantly as his body crumbled into vanilla blossoms.


His energy nearly knocked Kyu off the chair.


"Finally" she heard a warm voice behind her and another wave of vanilla energy did, what the first couldn't.


She turned around. In front of her stood probably Akiya.


Tora was right. He was beautifully handsome.


"Akiya" Tora stood up and walked to him. "How are our friends?"


"Very well" replied Akiya. "Aoi and Ryohei want to meet you. They can't wait."


"We have this vanilla scent there?" asked Tora.


Akiya laughed.


"No, honey, this scent is the part of the world of the living" replied Akiya, then he looked at confused Kyu. "What happened, little girl?"


"You're pretty" said Kyu without thinking.


At her surprise, Akiya blushed a little.


"Thank you" he said queitly. "Erm, Masashi? We should go to meet our friends or more of young girls will start to compliment me."


"Of course" Tora embraced Akiya's shoulders. "See you later, Kyu!"


They waved their hands and disappeared in the air.


Kyu stood up and she straightened her skirt. She could smell cinnamon. Time to find her Helper. It didn't matter for her what gender they were.


"The new adventure just began" she said under her breath, throwing her red coat on her shoulders and left her flat, locking the door behind her with a key.


The end

Wednesday, 9 November 2022

Since Forever

Band: Moran

Pairing: Soan&Hitomi

Rating: 17+

Genre: romance

Warnings: -

Note: "That was impossible with Hitomi being the "controling your thoughts" person. Once you love him, he won't leave you anymore."


 Soan was standing in front of the mirror and brushing his teeth. He was thinking about one thing - who is that man he sees? Well, he's the drummer of the band, which is currently on hiatus, because their guitarist left them.


He rinsed his mouth. They have to find a new guitarist, because they won't be able to play with Hitomi and Zill alone.


Zill was his friend, but thinking of Hitomi made him smile. Yes, the singer had something magnetizing about him that attracted a person almost immediately after getting to know him. And his two completely different sides were also surprising. One of them Hitomi showed on the stage - a seductive, moving with incredible grace, sexy man, who had all female fans at the beckoning of a slender finger. And then he would leave his harem kingdom and suddenly become a flustered, cute boy, but still trapped in the body of a grown, attractive man.


Tomofumi sighed and went into the shower. When did he begin to pay attention to Hitomi in a different way than a good friend from the band? He had known him for eight years, and had never before felt that strange warmth inside, when he looked at him. It probably only started when Velo announced that he was leaving. Hitomi was depressed at the time, because he thought he had finally formed a band that would have no trouble getting along with each other.


* * *


"Maybe it's a curse?" Hitomi stirred the rum tea with a teaspoon. "Maybe I shouldn't be the vocalist?"


"Don't you even talk like that" Soan shook his head and hugged Hitomi.


He felt the vocalist trembled as if with fear, but he didn't let go of him anyway.


"We'll be fine, Hitomi. We'll find someone to replace him. We just need time."


"Maybe you're right" Soan felt Hitomi hesitated between pushing him away or hugging him back. "You usually panic in these situations..."


"But you're too sad now" said Soan.


A moment later Hitomi hugged him back.


* * *


Yes, it was probably back then. He realized in this moment that this almost inaccessible man to him is more important to him than a friend.


He hesitated. He really wondered for a long time if he had really read his feelings correctly. But now, drying his hair with a white towel, he was sure of it. He loved him. He just didn't know, how to get to him. How to break through this barrier of Hitomi's shyness and indifference.


Tomofumi put on dark purple checkered pajamas and slipped under the covers. Maybe if he stops thinking about the vocalist every night, he will manage to fall asleep earlier. But that was impossible with Hitomi being the "controling your thoughts" person. Once you love him, he won't leave you anymore.


* * *


Soan was lying on the sofa in the rehearsal room, wondering if they would ever find a new guitarist. The one who just left couldn't even place his fingers well on the strings.


"It's not okay" mumbled Zill, mixing his muesli with a yoghurt. "It's so much not okay that it can't be more not okay."


"When you're losing your hope, I guess that all of us have to do it" said Soan.


Hitomi just sighed.


"Well, I have to go" he said, taking off his jacket from the hanger. "See you tomorrow."


"See you tomorrow!" Zill called after him, and Soan waved at him.


Hitomi smiled gently and left.


"Honestly, Soan" Zill started, munching on his muesli. "Are you going to tell him sometime?"


Soan froze. How did Zill figure it out?


"About what?" Tomofumi pretended to be confused.


"That you love him, silly boy" Saburou smiled friendly.


"But I don't know, if he has feelings for me" sighed a drummer.


Zill chuckled and threw out an empty box into the trash bin. Then he looked at a window and froze.


"Soan?"


"Yes?"


"Hitomi came by car or did he come on foot?"


"I do not know. Why do you want to know it?"


"Look" Zill pointed to the window.


Soan turned around. The snow that raged outside chilled the blood in his veins.


"But five minutes ago..."


"Five minutes ago it was gently snowing and raining, yes. But now the situation is different. And he's wearing a thin jacket" said Zill.


"Stay here, because I will still get sick, but with your poor health, it would end even worse" Soan pressed the keys to the room in his hand. "I'm gonna go find him."


"Just be careful!" Zill called after him as he ran out of the room.


Soan opened his umbrella and ran outside. The wind was blowing so hard that the umbrella wires twisted so violently as if they were about to break.


"He doesn't answer his phone. Great" Soan put his cellphone in his pocket. "If he didn't hide in some shop, I'm gonna kill him. And then revive of course."


The drummer searched around the label building, but didn't find Hitomi. Hoping that the vocalist had a car, he eventually managed to escape the snowstorm, got into his car and went home, because the wind was getting stronger and Soan was afraid that he would also get sick, if he didn't find himself in the warm apartment soon.


He got out of the car and struggled to the staircase. He opened the door and stepped into the elevator. When he came out of it, he saw something he didn't expect.


Hitomi was sitting on the doormat in front of his apartment, wet from melted snow.


"Hey, what are you doing here?" Soan crouched down in front of the vocalist, who twitched at the sound of his voice.


"It was closer to your apartment than mine" he explained quietly. "One of your neighbors opened the door for me. Can I wait through his snowstorm at your place?"


"Of course. You're already too cold, you could get sick" Soan helped him up and opened the door.


He let Hitomi inside and closed the apartment.


"I'll make some hot tea and we'll warm up."


"I'm already warm..."


"What?" Soan turned around suddenly, and Hitomi just shook his head.


"Nothing, nothing, yes, tea, em... Do you remember how much I sweeten?"


"Two teaspoons, as far as I remember" replied Soan, and Hitomi smiled slightly.


"You know me so well" Hitomi hung up his jacket and took off his shoes, then sat on the couch, following Soan going o the kitchen with his gaze. "But you don't know everything about me anyway..."


A moment later Soan came back and sat next to him.


"The water is boiling. Maybe you want to change your clothes? Are you cold?" he asked, placing his hand on Hitomi's cheek. "You're a little cool. Hitomi?"


Hitomi froze for a moment and grabbed Soan's hand. He put it on the table and sighed.


"I'll be fine" he said as calmly as he could, though his heart was pounding maddened by that brief moment of being too close.


"But I insist you change your clothes" Soan grabbed his arm and led him to the bathroom. "Better take a hot shower. You're wet, and you're the vocalist. You'll get sick and won't be able to sing, and then we won't be able to look for that new guitarist. How are we supposed to make sure his playstyle sounds good in combination with your voice, if you can't get it out of you? I'm going to bring you some sweats and I don't care if they're too short, I can look for long socks, but try to catch a cold and I think I'll kill you and then revive you and then take you to the hospital so they can treat you and get you back on your feet. Do you understand?"


Hitomi nodded and waited for Soan to bring him warm and dry clothes. Tomofumi put them in his hands, then pushed him into the bathroom.


"Like a child" sighed Soan. "I'll go and make some tea. How he ever lived so many years without care, this boy needs someone who will tell him what to do in life, otherwise he will get lost."


Tomofumi waited while the tea was brewing, then carried it to the room. Hitomi returned a moment later and stood in front of Soan.


"I took a bath, changed clothes and dried my hair" he said. "Satisfied or should I do anything else to stop your panicking?"


"Stay the night?" said Soan.


Hitomi jumped back.


"Why?"


"Did you see what's going on outside?" Soan pointed at the window. "It's even worse than an hour ago. And I doubt it will change any time soon. I'll make you a couch and you can sleep here. No questions"


"But..."


"I said, no questions" Soan pulled Hitomi's hand and sat him down beside him. "Now have your tea."


"Sometimes I'm afraid of you..." muttered Hitomi, taking the tea in his hands. "I wouldn't like to get on your nerves someday."


"You don't have to be afraid of me." Soan put his arm around him.


Hitomi twitched, almost spilling his tea.


"Friends have to take care of each other, right?"


"Yes, you're right" Hitomi smiled sluggishly. "Soan?"


"Yes?"


"Maybe..." Hitomi froze for a moment, then sighed heavily. "Nevermind. Let's watch a movie."


"Good idea" Soan sipped his tea and got up to get his film binder. "Comedy, horror, drama, or some action?"


"Could be a horror movie. But a good one, not just some bloodshed" said Hitomi.


"Okay, Zill gave me something recently, let's see what it is" Soan smiled slightly as he tossed the CD into the DVD.


* * *


Soan wrapped the covers tightly around him. It was cold and he woke up every now and then, because what he discovered was just a little bit, he was freezing. Hitomi was asleep on the couch in the living room. Actually, Tomofumi would rather bring him here and hug him, but it was just a silly wish...


"Soan?" the drummer jumped on the bed, almost falling from it.


He turned around and saw Hitomi, covered with a quilt and holding a pillow in his hand.


"Can I sleep here?"


"What?" Soan blinked.


What happened? Does he have magical powers? Is he a fairy or what?


"I can't sleep" Hitomi sighed. "I like horrors, but now I have a feeling that this psycho girl will kill me in my sleep..."


"Are you afraid?" Soan was confused.


Hitomi nodded.


"Come here. I won't tell anyone."


"Thanks" Hitomi laid down next to Tomofumi. "Soan?"


"Hmm?"


"Can I hug you?" asked Hitomi, completely embarrassed, but still not losing the confidence in his eyes.


"You can hug me, I don't mind" muttered Soan, then felt a pleasant warmth as Hitomi cuddled up to him. "Good night."


"Good night" whispered Hitomi, tightening fingers on his shirt.


"I won't freeze" thought Soan, closing his eyes.


* * *


Zill was sitting on the table in the rehearsal room, when Soan and Hitomi walked in.


"Hello, Zill" said Soan.


Hitomi smiled to him.


"Hi" the bassist jumped from the table at looked at them. "And what happened? You found him yesterday?"


"Yes, I found him. On my doormat" replied Soan.


"You went to his place?" asked Zill, looking at Hitomi.


Hitomi felt embarrassed and looked somewhere else.


"And what happened next?"


"I took care of this lost child" Soan smiled fondly.


"The snowstorm lasted all night. Were you in your home at all or this panicrant didn't let you go?" Zill laughed.


"He didn't let me go" Hitomi sat down on the chair. "We watched a movie and had a good time. However, this girl was terrible."


"Hah, so you finally watched a movie from me, Soan?" asked Zill, laughing. "But wait a minute, he slept at your place?"


"Yup."


"And what?"


"What?"


"I honestly doubt you guys slept separately" said Zill. "When I watched it, back then we slept in four in one bed, we were so afraid."


"Seriously?" Hitomi was surprised.


"Yes. Takepi was snoring, Ao was talking in his sleep, and Ryohei was kicking me every now and then, but at least I wasn't afraid that this chick would eat me" Zill shuddered slightly as he poured water into his glass. "But maybe you have stronger nerves."


"Soan does, I don't" replied Hitomi.


Zill froze with water in his mouth.


"He got into my bed" laughed Soan. "With a "Please, help me" face."


"Soan!"


Zill choked on water.


"And what?"


"Something should have happened?" Soan was confused.


"Really? Nothing?"


"But what?"


"Ugh, you reached my limit!" screamed Zill, putting his glass of water on the table, then he walked to Soan and pushed him.


Tomofumi fell on Hitomi and they fell on the floor together with a chair.


"Tell him finally that you love him. Hitomi is in love with you since the moment he saw you! I don't know, how many times he tried to confess his feelings, but I've been a witness twice and Velo, Lay, Mizuha and Shige can confirm my words! Do something or I'm gonna go insane!"


Soan looked at Hitomi, completely confused, flustered, lying beneath him and breathing strangely hard at that moment.


"Do you love me?" asked Soan, remembering every situation, when Hitomi tried to tell him something, but then he said "Nevermind" everytime. "Since when?"


"Since forever" Hitomi closed his eyes, then he felt Soan's lips on his own.


He hugged him and sat up, still kissing him, wanting to cry with happiness.


"Finally!" Zill exclaimed, putting his hands up.


Soan moved away from Hitomi, still sitting on his lap.


"Zill?"


"Alright, I'm out!" Zill took his things in a hurry. "The keys are on the windowsill. Bye!"


With that said, the bassist ran out of the rehearsal room coughing after catching a cold as usual.


"Why didn't you tell me earlier, silly?" asked Soan, trying to imagine a pain he would inflict if the vocalist managed to reveal his feelings the first time. "Or maybe it is good as it is."


"I tried yesterday. Twice" Hitomi finally replied. "Am I such a hopeless case that in my thirties I haven't been able to admit my feelings for eight years?"


"A frightening number" Soan kissed him softly. I love you, Hito-chan."


"I love you too, Tomofumi" whispered Hitomi, before hugging Soan. "I said it."


"Yes. You said it" Soan stroked his head."What are you doing?"


"Zill left us here, didn't he?"


"Has your other self woke up?"


"What >>other me<<?"


"The one that needs a harem."


"Tomofumi!"


"Alright, alright. And now I'll show you, how much I love you."


* * *


"At least you didn't have to talk about the scratches on the walls" Ivy commented Soan's story, as he was eating his pasta. "I would have pushed you too, I think."


"But seriously, Hitomi? Eight years?" Vivi looked at Hitomi in shock.


"You got into his bed and still didn't tell him?!" Sizna shook the vocalist. "Dude, what's wrong with you?!"


"Sizna, we'll talk when you fall in love" said Hitomi, taking Sizna's hands from his shoulders.


"It will be a while" said Ivy. "As long as there's such a thing as sugar, he has Monko-chan and her doorknob."


"Ivy!" Sizna was offended.


The rest of the band burst out laughing. The guitarist just shook his head. Yes, he definitely has to find someone.


The end

Wednesday, 7 September 2022

Notes

Band: 168 -one sixty eight-&Migimimi sleep tight

Pairing: Aoi&Ryohei

Rating: 17+

Genre: romance

Warnings: some erotic scenes

Note: Aoi is sad, so Ryohei tries something new to cheer him up.


Ryohei entered the room and rubbed his eyes. Aoi was sitting on the windowsill and lazily tracing circles on the glass with his finger.


"What are you thinking about?" asked Ryohei, staring at Aoi. "Nobu?"


"About the fact that I don't have to go to anyone this year" replied Aoi, still tracing circles. "Every year this day I was packing my suitcase and then I was driving to my parents and grandma. To my dad and grandma. To my grandma. But now even this house is sold. There is no one there anymore. Although maybe this new family has already moved in. Probably so. They will sit down to the supper, go outside, look at the fireworks shining in the sky, count the time until the end of the year, dance, return home, go to sleep, get up in the morning and run quickly to the temple, because it's cold. And then to the cemetery to express New Year's greetings to the deceased relatives and they will return home."


"Nobu..."


"What?" Aoi turned back and looked at Ryohei. "What's wrong?"


"Nothing, I just... I'm sad" explained Ryohei.


"Why? You have your own family" Aoi leaned over the window. "They're probably waiting for you."


"For ten years nobody is waiting for me" replied Ryohei.


Aoi looked at him.


"What are you talking about? Your parents are alive, right?"


"Yes, they're alive" Ryohei smiled ironically. "But I would prefer them dead."


"Ryohei!" Aoi frowned. "You shouldn't tell something like that, you shouldn't even think this way!"


"Your parents loved you, Nobu. You can't talk with them, because they're dead, not because..." Ryohei stopped for a moment and sat on the bed. "They don't want to. They disowned me, because I'm a guitarist in a rock band and I like boys. And because of this I'm an ungrateful son who they don't want to know anymore."


Ryohei twitched as he felt Aoi hugging him.


"When did you get here?"


"You were so focused on talking about these two assholes, who made you that you didn't notice" explained Aoi. "Why you didn't tell me?"


"About what? About me being gay or about my homophobic parents, who hate me?"


"About both things" replied Aoi. "You should tell me earlier."


"I know" Ryohei sighed.


"So" Aoi smiled fondly. "You don't like girls, Ryo-chan?"


"No. They're ugly..." Ryohei chuckled. "Why are you laughing at me? Your breath tickles me."


"Because I'm curious" said Aoi. "Have you ever been on top in your life?"


"Do you think I'm someone, who could be on top?" Ryohei frowned. "You know, nobody allowed me to before."


"But you don't have to ask for it."


"No?"


"No" Aoi shook his head. "If you want to be seme, you just have to grab his wrists, push him on the bed and kiss him. And then slowly, calmly take off his clothes. You don't have to hurry. There is no need for it."


"Okay, I understand" Ryohei smirked, looking at Aoi, who already clenched his fingers on his shirt.


"Wait, Ryohei, what are you up to?"


"So you say that..." Ryohei got up and grabbed Aoi's wrists. "I have to do this."


He pushed Aoi on the bed.


"And this."


He kissed him.


"And then I have to take off your clothes?"


"Let me go."


"No."


"Let me."


"No."


"But... What are you doing? What...?!"


"I'm looking for something."


"For what? Oh, okay, you found it. Now let me go."


"No."


"Let. Me. Go."


"No."


"I said that... What are you doing now?"


"I'm looking for something."


"What are you looking for in this drawer?"


"Scarf."


"What do you need a scarf for?"


"Because you are lunging."


"Did you just tie my hands to the bed frame?"


"Yes."


"Ryohei! Damn, I can't break free. Where are you going?"


"For a second scarf."


"For what?"


"Because if I tie each hand with one scarf, I will have more room to show off."


"Ryohei, come back here! Well, uke grounded me with some pink scarf with white dots. Wait, they're not dots, they're hearts. Ryohei!"


"Yes?"


"Where did you get so many scarves and what do you need them for?"


"From Tomo."


"vistlip's vocalist?"


"Yes."


"I'll kill him."


"Ask Shin."


"Which one?"


"ViViD's vocalist."


"Why him?"


"Because he's Tomo's friend."


"Seriously? That's interesting."


"Why?"


"Just because."


"Shinobu, did you sleep with them?"


"Would you please set me free? Please?"


"Oh, you were sleeping with them."


"Yes, my fault. Untie me."


"Will you be lunging?"


"Okay, I won't, I'll be a sweet, innocent uke."


"Sweet and innocent? This might be interesting. Nobu, have you ever been on the bottom?"


"Yes, I've been. Twice. With the same man. With no one else."


"And with whom?"


"With Akiya. Kagrra,'s former guitarist. Why are you asking?"


"Because you're scared."


"What? No, I'm not afraid, I just..."


"Being uke isn't scary."


"Said the one who was never been seme."


"Be quiet."


"Ryohei... What... How did you find it so quickly?!"


"A matter of practice."


"He found twice and..."


"Oh, here too. I need to take notes."


"You're impossible."


"I know. You love me for that."


* * *


Aoi wore his dressing-gown on his shoulders and left the bathroom, wiping hair with the towel. Ryohei was sitting on the sofa. He was making some notes in the notebook.


"What are you doing, Ryo-chan?" asked Aoi, looking over his shoulder.


"I'm taking notes."


"Are you serious?" Aoi was surprised.


"Yes" Ryohei nodded. "In general, you can be touched anywhere but here, because you react too strongly and stick your fingers in my arms painfully, which isn't pleasant."


"But it's pleasant for me."


"But not for me. My shoulders still hurt" Ryohei looked at Aoi, smiling fondly.


"Sorry" Aoi sat next to Ryohei. "So, how did you like being seme?


"I could learn a lot about you, when I focus on doing something, not just dance how your seme plays for you" Ryohei replied. "The cool thing about being uke is that seme knows exactly what you enjoy."


"You have a strange idea about being both, Ryo-chan" said Aoi said. "You better be the uke, because otherwise strange things happen."


"Well, actually" Ryohei narrowed his eyes. "Can I be seme all the time?"


"Forget it."


"But Nobu!"


"No" Aoi pushed Ryohei onto the sofa. "And now I'll show you what it really means to be seme."


"Shinobu..."


The end

Wednesday, 3 August 2022

Hourglass

Band: 168 -one sixty eight-&Migimimi sleep tight

Pairing: Aoi&Ryohei

Rating: 17+

Genre: angst, slice of life

Warnings: character death, based on true story

Note: Based on true story about Aoi's parents.



Emptiness. It surrounded me and didn't want to leave. The cellphone was in my hands, since I hung up. I looked at a wall, like I was trying to see the answer there. About what should I do now.


Powerlessnes is when all you can do is cry.


I looked around. I was sitting on the floor, leaning on a drawer, which I didn't even notice until now. Maybe the moment I heard the news, my body fell to the floor? That's possible.


I got up and walked to the desk. I wrote something on my blog, so my fans could know I'll be away for a few days.


I don't even know when I've found myself on the floor again, after sliding off the chair. Childhood memories showed in front of my eyes. All bad and good ones.


Then suddenly I found myself in our home's garden. Both of them were sitting on a swing and looked at me with care. I started running to hug them, but as soon I reached out my hands towards them, mom's dress stopped swaying on a wind. Dad dissapeared shortly after.


I woke up from this trance when I heard my phone calling. I layed down on the floor to reach it, because my legs refused to move. I managed to reach it but the sound stopped. I looked at the screen to see three unanswered calls from Ryohei. I don't care. I really didn't care about anything in that moment.


I picked up the fouth time though.


"Hi, Aoi, how are you feeling?" he asked worried. "Inzargi checked out posts on the blogs and said I should probably call you. When I asked why, he only pointed to the screen. Aoi, you don't even know how sorry I am because of what happened. Are you there?"


"Yes, I am" I said in a voice so weak like I've been walking through the desert for half a year.


Ryohei went silent for a moment.


"So you're feeling bad" he answered his own question. "You sounded like that when your mum died. Can I come over?"


"I'll manage" I said with my voice shaking.


"Yeah, I can hear that. I'll be there in half an hour" said Ryohei, hanging up.


And loneliness again. Maybe I did something in my previous lfe, which made me loose all the people I care about now?


I didn't feel the passage of the time, because I heard footsteps. I closed my eyes? Weird, I didn't even notice.


"You didn't lock your doors" I felt Ryohei's hands on my arms.


I opened my eyes. He looked worried.


"Don't cry."


He wiped the tears from my cheeks. I just notice they were all wet.


"Oh, Aoi, I feel so sorry for you" said Ryohei, shaking his head, then he hugged me.


I put my arms around him and pulled him closer. That's when I let everything go. I started crying and tears were going down my cheeks into Ryohei's black hoodie.


The garden with swing disappeared. It won't ever come back. Life goes on fast. Too fast sometimes. It's leaking through fingers like a sand in a hourglass and ends when you expect it the least.


The end

Wednesday, 20 July 2022

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Band: Kagrra, Alice Nine, THE KIDDIE, D=OUT, vistlip, MoNoLith, D, Lack-Co., Sadie, Nightmare, D'espairsRay, Anli Pollicino, ViViD, Kra, Lustknot., Dir en grey, 168 -one sixty eight-, Migimimi sleep tight, THE MICRO HEAD 4N'S

Pairing: Isshi&Nao, Izumi&Shin, Tora&Akiya, Saga&Shou, Nao&Hiroto, Yusa&Yuusei, Sorao&Yuudai, Minase&Jun, Reika&Hikaru, Kouki&Ibuki, Tomo&Tohya, Umi&Yuh, Rui&Shuhei, Takafumi&Hayato, Ryu&Keita, Asagi&Ruiza, Hiroki&Hide-zou, Tsunehito&San, Tsurugi&Kei, Mao&Mizuki, Hitsugi&Yomi, Ruka&Sakito, Karyu&Zero, Tsukasa&Hizumi, Masatoshi&Yo-ichi, Kiyozumi&Takuma, Shin&Shindy, Ivu&Ko-ki, Ryoga&Reno, Yasuno&Yuhra, Keiyu&Mai, Satoshi&Takuya, Yuki&Sino, Die&Toshiya, Kyo&Shinya, Aoi&Ryohei, Kazuya&Ricky

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, parody

Warnings: -

Note: How does adawinry see each pairing? Take the trip to the bathroom as an example.


 "Save water, bathe with your girlfriend!"

* * *

Nao: Shino?

Isshi: Don't even think about it.

Nao: But Shino... *puppy eyes*

Isshi: Lavender or rose oil?

* * *

Izumi: Hashi, I bought you a yogurt.

Shin: Should I fill the bathtub with water?

* * *

Tora: Aki, I bought you vanilla scented bubble bath!

Akiya: What are you doing? Does it have anything to do with that commercial?

Tora: No, absolutely not.

Akiya: Let's go to the bathroom, you silly.

* * *

Saga: Kazuma, sunshine. I was shopping and I bought you all the soy milk flavors.

Shou: The bathtub is mine, Sakamoto.

* * *

Hiroto: What's in it for me?

Nao: Whatever you want.

Hiroto: "Dragon Ball" marathon and you're explaining Shou, why we skipped the band practice.

Nao: I could offer a dinner...

* * *

Yuusei: Ryohei, come on!

Yusa: Don't jump or you'll...

Yuusei: *slips on the the tiles*

Yusa: ...trip and fall.

* * *

Sorao: Yuudai, come on.

Yuudai: No.

Sorao: I'll give you a cookie.

Yuudai: *facepalm* Who am I living with?

* * *

Jun: Are we going?

Minase: Yes!

* * *

Reika: Come with me.

Hikaru: Okay, but don't put your selfie on Twitter after that.

Reika: Hikaru!

Hikaru: I go, I go.

* * *

Ibuki: Why are you carrying me?

Kouki: It's more romantic that way.

Ibuki: Honey, I don't need romance. I need sex. Now.

* * *

Tomo: Matsu?

Tohya: But you're providing me instant noodles for a year.

Tomo: Are you crazy?!

* * *

Umi: Umm, Yuu?

Yuh: Yes?

Umi: Uhh...

Yuh: Fill the bathtub.

* * *

Rui: *trips on a doorway*

Shuhei: *trips on Rui*

Rui: I guess that's it.

* * *

Takafumi: Hayato, can we take a bath together?

Hayato: I was about to ask you the same!

* * *

Ryu: Keita, follow me to the bathroom.

Keita: But I am seme.

Ryu: In your dreams, love. Come here.

* * *

Ruiza: Takahiro?

Asagi: Yoshiyuki?

Ruiza: So no?

Asagi: My uke is smart.

* * *

Hide-zou: *slips on the tiles and falls down*

Hiroki: Should I call an ambulance?

* * *

San: What do you think, Tsune? If my hair is blue and yours is red, will the water turn purple?

Tsunehito: Yes. Well treat it as our child and name Murasaki-chan.

* * *

Kei: Kenyo, for what do you need that phone?

Tsurugi: I need to post something on Twitter, right?

Kei: And maybe add a yellow rubber ducky?

Tsurugi: Good idea!

* * *

Mizuki: Masao, maybe we should turn the light off and light some candles?

Mao: In your dreams.

* * *

Yomi: Did something happen, Ikari?

Hitsugi: I wonder how long do I need to be underwater to get my piercing rusty.

Yomi: Better go buy that bubble bath, before they close the shop.

* * *

Sakito: *grabs Ruka's hand*

Ruka: *follows Sakito with poker face*

* * *

Karyu: Michio?

Zero: Yoshi, sunshine. No one's gonna fit in that bathtub with you. Do I have to sit on your lap?

* * *

Hizumi: *pulls Tsukasa's sleeve*

Tsukasa: I was thinking about that.

* * *

Yo-ichi: Masa-chan, Masa-chan!

Masatoshi: Only if you won't get into the washing machine.

* * *

Kiyozumi: Takuma, honey...

Takuma: There's practice tomorrow.

Kiyozumi: So tomorrow.

Takuma: There's practice the day after tomorrow. And there'll be practices as long as you won't change your mind.

* * *

Shindy: Akihide, where are you?

Shin: *waves his hand from under the pile of towels*

Shindy: *pretends to write a note* Day tweenty ninth. Akihide drowned in the towels for the third time.

* * *

Ko-ki: Maybe I'm a sexoholic, but a bathtub is a private space and...

Ivu: *lifts Ko-ki and carries him to the bathroom*

Ko-ki: Who did I try to argue with?

* * *

Reno: Tensei, are we going?

Ryoga: No.

Reno: Do you still think I know the word "no"?

* * *

Yuhra: Come take a bath.

Yasuno: No way! My hair will get curly!

* * *

Keiyu: Are you coming or not?

Mai: I don't really have a choice...

* * *

Satoshi: Takuya, water is getting cold.

Takuya: Wait a minute, I cannot take a picture.

Satoshi: Kami-sama...

* * *

Yuki: Sino?

Sino: No.

Yuki: Did someone ask you?

* * *

Toshiya: *grabs Die's arm and pulls him into the bathroom*

Die: I need to sell the TV.

* * *

Kyo: Shinya?

Shinya: I washed Miyu today.

Kyo: Nevermind then.

* * *

Ryohei: *looks at Aoi*

Aoi: I'm not your girlfriend.

Ryohei: But you're mine.

Aoi: No, honey. You're mine. Now let's go to the bathroom.

* * *

Kazuya: Poochie poochie, get in the bathtub.

Ricky: I can't. I'm waiting for the UFO.

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The end