Pairing: Nao&Hiroto, Ruki&Uruha
Rating: 13+
Genre: comedy
Warnings: -
Note: Hiroto and Uruha love "Dragon Ball", but Nao and Ruki don't.
Uruha i Hiroto were sitting and watching "Dragon Ball". Next to them were standing resignated Ruki and Nao.
"Wanna go get wasted?" asked Ruki.
"Okay, but don't be surprised, when I'll begin speaking English." Nao smiled mildly and looked at Hiroto with disbelief.
"I'll take translator." replied Ruki and followed Nao out of the house.
Hiroto and Uru were still watching that anime, when one of characters entered suspicious room.
"No! Don't go there! They will kill you!" called Hiroto.
"Stop! Stop!" yelled Uru. Then character died. They both started to cry.
Ruki and Nao came back after an hour. Uruha and Hiroto were still devastated after the death of a character.
" Why? Why? Why?" sighed Nao.
"End of the story. Time for sleep." Ruki took the remote control and turned off the TV.
"Matsumoto, give back the remote. You're drunk and you don't know what are you doing." said Uru.
"I drank only one beer. How much did you drink, watching that cartoon?"
"That's not a cartoon." resented Hiroto.
"You must relax, Hiroto." Nao pet Hiroto's head.
"Are you drunk, Murai?" asked Hiroto.
"Yes." agreed Nao and staggered a little.
"Uru, we have to stop watching "Dragon Ball" or else I won't be able to understand my koi anymore." explained Hiroto.
"You have to, I don't." replied Uru. Ruki stared at him. "Okay, only when you won't be around."
"And that's how it should be." Ruki smiled widely and pushed Nao and Hiroto through the door.
"Uru will be punished now, right?" asked Hiroto.
"Very, very big." replied Nao and relied on his arm.
THE END
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