Band: Acme, D=OUT, DIV, The Guzmania, Dadaroma, Xaa-Xaa, Kizu, Belle, An Cafe, SuG, Luna Sea, Anfiel
Pairing: Rikito&Haru, Naoto&Shougo, Chobi&Chisa, Tokiha&Yoshio, Tomo&Takashi, Yoshiatsu&Kazuki, Reiya&An, Ryohei&Haru, Roji&Yusuke, Yue&Lime, Kyonosuke&Reiki, Masato&Akiya, Haro&Haru, Mitsuru&Bou, Sugizo&Inoran
Rating: 17+
Genre: comedy, parody
Warnings: specific sense of humour
Note: How does adawinry see each pairing? Take the trip to the bathroom as an example. Again.
Rikito: Haruo, listen, I understand a lotm but...
Haru: *sits in a bathtub with panda-shaped sponge and a rubber panda, pours in bubble bath from a panda-shaped bottle* What?
Rikito: ...nevermind.
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Naoto: Shogo?
Shougo: Haha, forget about it. *smacks his head*
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Chisa: Chobisuke~
Chobi: Again with the "Chobisuke"...
Chisa: Better give me a hand. We're going to the bathroom. *pulls Chobi by his hand*
Chobi: Or, right. You cannot argue with a hentai. *obediently follows Chisa*
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Tokiha: *covered in feathers* *wet* You didn't have to push me under the shower an pur everything on me. A "no" would be enough...
Yoshio: *hisses* Don't tell me how to react.
Tokiha: . . .
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Tomo: *covered with some black substanece*
Takashi: What.
Tomo: I thought it's a bubble bath...
Takashi: . . .
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Yoshiatsu: Kazu, wanna take a bath together?
Kazuki: A bath won't clear me from the stain of suffering following me through all my life. Existence on this world is pointless if...
Yoshiatsu: *pulls him to the bathroom* After giving it a thought I think I need to improove your mood.
Kazuki: . . .
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An: *jumps into the water, splashing it all over the bathroom*
Reiya: *wipes his face* I don't think it's a good...
An: *pulls Reiya into the water*
Reiya: ...idea.
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Haru: *puts a flower crown on Ryohei's head*
Ryohei: What is it for?
Haru: You look less bald now and I'm not gonna take a bath with a baldy.
Ryohei: . . .
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Roji: Yusuke~
Yusuke: I'd rather take a shower.
Roji: We can do it while showering~
Yusuke: My left arm is fine and I won't hesitate to use it.
Roji: What do you mean?
Yusuke: I'll punch you.
Roji: . . .
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Yue: *scratched and with bite marks all over him* I get it. "No".
Lime: Good, we can agree. Or maybe we can...
Yue: You'll hurt yourself. No.
Lime: . . .
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Reiki: Are you getting into the bathtub?
Kyonosuke: I'm waiting for my mothership.
Reiki: What.
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Masato: Wakita, there's this commercial...
Akiya: I'm afraid we won't fit in.
Masato: . . .
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Haro: And you covered yourself with honey, because?
Haru: You'll see~
Haro: . . .
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Mitsuru: Saito, come take a bath.
Bou: I'm not going alone.
Mitsuru: Saito, I meant we should go together.
Bou: Then I'm going!
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Sugizo: Inoue~
Inoran: Yune, how old are you?
Sugizo: Too old to take "no" for an answer~
Inoran: . . .
Inoran: Actually, why not?
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The end