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Band: Acme, D=OUT, DIV, The Guzmania, Dadaroma, Xaa-Xaa, Kizu, Belle, An Cafe, SuG, Luna Sea, Anfiel

Pairing: Rikito&Haru, Naoto&Shougo, Chobi&Chisa, Tokiha&Yoshio, Tomo&Takashi, Yoshiatsu&Kazuki, Reiya&An, Ryohei&Haru, Roji&Yusuke, Yue&Lime, Kyonosuke&Reiki, Masato&Akiya, Haro&Haru, Mitsuru&Bou, Sugizo&Inoran

Rating: 17+

Genre: comedy, parody

Warnings: specific sense of humour

Note: How does adawinry see each pairing? Take the trip to the bathroom as an example. Again.

Rikito: Haruo, listen, I understand a lotm but...

Haru: *sits in a bathtub with panda-shaped sponge and a rubber panda, pours in bubble bath from a panda-shaped bottle* What?

Rikito: ...nevermind.

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Naoto: Shogo?

Shougo: Haha, forget about it. *smacks his head*

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Chisa: Chobisuke~

Chobi: Again with the "Chobisuke"...

Chisa: Better give me a hand. We're going to the bathroom. *pulls Chobi by his hand*

Chobi: Or, right. You cannot argue with a hentai. *obediently follows Chisa*

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Tokiha: *covered in feathers* *wet* You didn't have to push me under the shower an pur everything on me. A "no" would be enough...

Yoshio: *hisses* Don't tell me how to react.

Tokiha: . . .

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Tomo: *covered with some black substanece*

Takashi: What.

Tomo: I thought it's a bubble bath...

Takashi: . . .

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Yoshiatsu: Kazu, wanna take a bath together?

Kazuki: A bath won't clear me from the stain of suffering following me through all my life. Existence on this world is pointless if...

Yoshiatsu: *pulls him to the bathroom* After giving it a thought I think I need to improove your mood.

Kazuki: . . .

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An: *jumps into the water, splashing it all over the bathroom*

Reiya: *wipes his face* I don't think it's a good...

An: *pulls Reiya into the water*

Reiya: ...idea.

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Haru: *puts a flower crown on Ryohei's head*

Ryohei: What is it for?

Haru: You look less bald now and I'm not gonna take a bath with a baldy.

Ryohei: . . .

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Roji: Yusuke~

Yusuke: I'd rather take a shower.

Roji: We can do it while showering~

Yusuke: My left arm is fine and I won't hesitate to use it.

Roji: What do you mean?

Yusuke: I'll punch you.

Roji: . . .

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Yue: *scratched and with bite marks all over him* I get it. "No".

Lime: Good, we can agree. Or maybe we can...

Yue: You'll hurt yourself. No.

Lime: . . .

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Reiki: Are you getting into the bathtub?

Kyonosuke: I'm waiting for my mothership.

Reiki: What.

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Masato: Wakita, there's this commercial...

Akiya: I'm afraid we won't fit in.

Masato: . . .

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Haro: And you covered yourself with honey, because?

Haru: You'll see~

Haro: . . .

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Mitsuru: Saito, come take a bath.

Bou: I'm not going alone.

Mitsuru: Saito, I meant we should go together.

Bou: Then I'm going!

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Sugizo: Inoue~

Inoran: Yune, how old are you?

Sugizo: Too old to take "no" for an answer~

Inoran: . . .

Inoran: Actually, why not?

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The end